Attention LumberJim:
 

Shoulders back, chest out, eyes level, you're not eyeballing me are you boy, you call those boots polished.

i got this reckless eyeball, sir.

Are You EYE FUCKEN ME BOY ??!!

Drop and give me twenty.

How about I drop and you give me 50? In 5s and 10s.

How about you all drop, gimme 20 large, and your teenage daughters. :D j/k

:thumb: Dude look at you all growed up and having a sense of humor about the situation!

I'll see your large 20, the teen daughters and raise you a wife.;)

And wipe that smirky smile off that pathetic excuse for a face before I poke your eyes out and skull fuck you, maggot. You see something funny about this man's Corps?

It could be funny if it was a coprse.

Wow, I knew drill sergeants were tough, but I had never heard they went in for skullfucking.

Oh ....Yeah.

Awesome movie!

STFU, and just go fuck your mother!

You insensitive bastard, his mother died on 9/11

I'm sorry ok? I didn't know. But that's no excuse for being a jackass toward anybody, except, in this case, Osama.

*sigh*

Whut, no assholish comeback?

like the one you're attempting to make, you mean?

....from a serious skull fucking..... sniff.....:(

Surely you don't think that was directed at you Datalyss.:headshake

Ok, in post #8, you quoted me, so I knew that one was directed at me. That one was funny. Now, the reason I thought post #9 was directed at me, is because it was not only also by you, but it was your second one in a row. Plus, you started with the word "And" making me think this was a continuation of post #8.

If it wasn't directed at me, a simple click of the quote button would have not caused me to misunderstand.

FFS Drax, this in an in-joke type thread, full of .... guess what... in-jokes. You join in, you go with the flow, roll with the punches, whatever, but you don't fucking whine. ESPECIALLY when you're not really a newb who happened on the thread by chance. Toughen up or ship out.

Now git yer toothbrush and make the head sparkle like my mammy's reputation.

:corn:

nothing to see, here, move along.....

or drop and give me 69, soldier....

Sir YES SIR!

Do I look like SIR to you, soldier? :eyebrow:

All officers are "sirs", ma'am. ;)

Not in this army. Report to the bra ironing room for punishment detail.

Were , the females Hated being called SIR !!

Now Jim , To the Rose garden , you have some Mountin climbers and Bends and thrusts to do !!!!
PT untill IM Tired !!!!

Starting Possition Move !!!!

But ... but ... they called the women "Sir" in Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica.

(I've never seen Full Metal Jacket either. I guess I missed out . . . )

Yes, it's worth watching.

I've never been one for war movies... but maybe I should give it a shot. I do like a lot of other Kubrick.

It's not really a war movie in the traditional sense, although is does end up in battle. More of an anti-war movie to me. I think you might like it.

Even I like Full Metal Jacket. Oh wait, I like Platoon and Hamburger Hill too.

FMJ is a staple in my sometimes changing 'top ten favorite movies' list. I agree with Bruce, it's more anti-war. It's brilliant.

Ok, you want tough? My name Datalyss now. Not Drax. Not Thanatos . Not Huey, Dewy, or Louie. Datalyss. GOT IT, BITCH!

nope, wanna run that by me again, Draxxie?

aren't you sick of your own shit by now, drax? jesus.

nope, creature.

whut the frak you think, jimbo?

creature? you're bringing a rubber band to a gunfight. I bet you cream your knickers over Twilight "ooh look, sparkly vampires!"

Did you kids have too much red cordial today?

So did his mother's mother, fucking mothers. Mother fuckers.

And before she was skull fucked to death on 9/11 she had to be my mother most of her life. Unfucking fair fucking fucked up job. Fuckers.

red uncordial more like

That Drax, comes in, spreads the love and warmth, and *poof* disappears for a while.