The Cellar - April 24, 2009: Drunken Gorillas

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April 24, 2009: Drunken Gorillas

Drunken Gorillas? Yes, and not by stealing some zoo keepers pocket flask.

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When wildlife photographer Andy Rouse was told he would find a family of endangered gorillas high on the mountain, he did not expect to find them this high.
Sitting back in the foliage as if it was a cocktail bar, the mountain gorillas had been gorging on alcoholic sap from fresh bamboo shoots and were looking distinctly the worse for wear.
Some were propping up the bar with a bleary air, while others staggered to their feet obviously hoping the mountain police would not ask them to walk in a straight line.

http://cellar.org/2009/drunk1.jpg

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'The boss of the group, a huge silverback called Kwitonda, and some of the younger males were completely out of it.
'Some were running round cackling to each other, others were going mad swinging through the trees, some were just lying on the ground in an inebriated state.
'Normally, they eat handfuls of other vegetation, like a sort of salad to soak up the sap, but this time they were just enjoying a drink.'

http://cellar.org/2009/drunk2.jpg

Well what's a Gorilla's to do, when the girls go off shopping or something?

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is he picking his ass?!

He's holding on to the Earth so he won't fall off.

Sorry to bug you twice in one week Bruce, but second post for the 23rd? first screw up of the 24th?

Good story, good post!

Hope none are 'mean drunks'.

Endangered all right..

What's really going on.

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Originally Posted by SPUCK (Post 559734)

Endangered all right..

Same thing happened to the Irish. Another race lost.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 559712)

is he picking his ass?!

I think he's reaching for his cell phone.:rolleyes:

.... addendum.....

Lucky for you xoB. A "chick" IoTD. Finally. heehee.....

:eek:I think I dated him a long time ago.

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 559750)

:eek:I think I dated him a long time ago.

That explains the drinking.

(gonna get smacked for that one!)

:D

Gorilla #1 looks like he doing karaoke.

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Originally Posted by Slight (Post 559731)

Sorry to bug you twice in one week Bruce, but second post for the 23rd? first screw up of the 24th?

Good story, good post!

Wellll... uh... er, it was a test. Yeah, it was a test to see, um... if you were paying attention. Yes, congratulations, you passed. :o

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Originally Posted by sweetwater (Post 559778)

Gorilla #1 looks like he doing karaoke.

A weemuh way a weemuh way.........

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 559768)

That explains the drinking.

(gonna get smacked for that one!)

:D

Darling, no one ever fully recovers from me. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 559802)

Darling, no one ever fully recovers from me. :rolleyes:

Herpes?

(gonna get SHOT for that one!)

I won't shoot you. That's too chicken. I'll beat you to death with my bare hands instead. ;) Much more personal satisfaction that way.

Herpes? Is that when alligators take over your body?

Being a bartender I have seen more scenes similar to this than I would like to admit. Only my patrons are slighty less hairy. :drunk:

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 559817)

Herpes?

(gonna get SHOT for that one!)

:lol2: Good one, Shel.

[french accent] I fart in your general direction! [/french accent]

How do you guys do that text box thingie?

I use photoshop but there are sites where you can do it online.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 560287)

I use photoshop but there are sites where you can do it online.

Or from your cell...

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Originally Posted by SPUCK (Post 560326)

Or from your cell...

If you happen to be an inmate.

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 559736)

Same thing happened to the Irish. Another race lost.

Erin Go ... rilla?

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Originally Posted by tombstone (Post 560410)

Erin Go ... rilla?

Everett: "You boys be careful with that fire.....DAMN! I hate fire!"
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