I bought a Vibrator ONCE
 

online and now they keep sending me all kinds of weird email stuff.

Does this happen to you?

Sorry, as soon as I saw the topic I thought Johnny Dangerously.

"My father hung me on a hook once. ONCE."

You gotta find a more trust-worthy company. ;)

My sister shot me once....

:)

You know that guy that Johnny Cash shot in Reno?

You know, the one he shot... just to watch him die.

Yeah, that was me. Once.

I've always bought mine in a shop. that way they don't know where you live ... :ninja:

Nice try but homeland security has installed GPS units in all of them.

And cameras on the tips.

The newer models have CCTV cameras in them :D

So, that's one bought, one stolen, two borrowed, one found on the street, and one made at home from everyday household components, right?

I've bought several online and have never received any unrequested contact.

They probably would have left you alone if you hadn't opted for the diesel.;)

and three axis solid state accelerometers.

You can do the math yourself from here...

No, surely it was the paint shaker attachment. ;)

My sister vas bitten by a Møøse ONCE...

My wife works at a shop that sells them now.

no. but i once bought an Elvis bauble and they email me lots....

"Love Me Tender"...

!! :eek:

What the hell-o are you doing with it?


Nevermind... I withdraw the question.

Like the ones made to attach to a reciprocating saw. Now that is some power.

Was it something off this list?
NWS

Generally cash is your friend for those personal buys

Must have been from Adam & Eve. ;)

I didn't know you had to buy them more than once.

Only once to get more junk mail than you could ever want. I bought a huge rubber dick for a gag gift from them and not only got their junk mail but all kinds of gay male catalogs from other companies.

When I smiled at the mailman he ran away. :o

I buy mine in a shop and put down Brianna's address on the mailing list form. I thought she'd appreciate it, but it seems there's no thanks in doing anything for anybody these days, sheesh.

I bought a vibrator once, but it was for my Mum.
The strap-on, however...

Like the one she cobbled together from a Louisville Slugger, pieces of a mechanical bull, a backhoe-mounted jackhammer, and a hard-mounted panhead Harley motor?

Using it for the wrong hole.

Sheldon, you are on fire today.

Nope. Just in heat. ;)