If you saw me in a police car...
 

...what would you think I'd been arrested for?

So, when you answer, you respond to the previous poster.

So when someone says what they think I'd be arrested for, you then say what you think they might have been arrested for and so on.

Too complicated?

I hope not. :)

contributing to the delinquency of minor.

Smoothmoniker would be arrested for violating the noise ordinance after 9 PM.

CF would have been busted for firebombing a food manufacturer for mislabeling dairy-containing items they produce.

PIE? TWO WORDS. INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE

Lumberjim? Stalking obviously :P

Dana. Anarchy

monster: public intox

is that illegal?

shawnee: exposing herself in public

Ali - animal cruelty
Feeding those poor birds till they couldn't fly...

Classicman: stole the rolling cheese.

classic: staging a violent protest at a democratic convention

shawnee: assault and battery

*grins* yeah but what did I steal? huh? bet it was something good

That doesn't sound like me at all!

But that does. ;)

Dana: possession of teh weeeeed and resisting arrest

monster: coercion

(If you saw me in a police car, chances are i would be gouing to help police with their enquiries as to the whereabouts/movements of Thor....)

(that thought came to me via the strawberry queen thing. For some reason I picture you like eve, but with strawberry leaves instead.)

Shawnee: gangsta wars

Oh, I think I love you! :lol:

LJ: "Me? Arrested? The only thing criminal here are these insanely low prices! Now what will it take to put you in a new car today?"

Attention shoppers, Lesbian Special in Aisle 5.

.....crackle crackle crackle......

Attention Associates, Clean up required in Aisle 5, Clean up in 5.

monster: impersonating a grocery store official

lol @ sm

DanaC: Crimes against the state, attempting to over throw the UK government.

Merc: plotting to assassinate left wing demoncrats

Merc - Murder - beating a liberal to death with his morals

Mercenary: finally went loco and used his collection of guns

a beat down... heh.

hahaha beat me to it

classicman: aiding and abetting

What? I do NOT bet

lol

monster: scaring little kids

Ali: Assualt and battery on a neighbor.

Merc: displaying pornographic material in a public place

:p

Merc: Sexual imposition: grabbing another guy's butt in a scum, I mean scrum.

Shawnee: falsifying financial statements

It was a tackle!

UT: Internet espionage

Undertoad: plotting the overthrow of the world using teh intrawebz

edit: merc beat me to it :)

UT: Assaulting an unemployed stay at home 20 something.

Not possible since liberals don't have any.

Glatt - arrested for taking photographs of public monuments.

glatt: Contempt of Court

Merc: unlicensed pig roast

Beestie: HOV lane cheating

glatt: reproducing, retransmitting, or describing the events of a Major League Baseball game without the express written consent of the Commissioner.

UT: Trashing a hotel room.

Jinx: kayaking in restricted waters then calling the investigating officer a meathead.

Jinx: Driving over protected turtle nests in a jeep.

Merc: Causing a riot in the Anne Coulter autograph line.

lookout: embezzlement (sp?)

Ali - spider murder.

Classic: Apostropheism

monster: hacking into deepleap

Shaw: failure to have a decently stocked medicine cabinet

at least it wasn't drugs

Classic: Indecent Post Count

There are a whole lot more people in police cars than at podiums.