Vegan vs. Carnivore
 

hehehehe:

:lol:

Haggis!


(yes I stole it and I'm keepin it too)

from now on, instead of (YOU KNOW WHAT) I will say "ya thievin' bastard."

Shark or dolphin: YUM!

Oh, and Sheldon, pretty sure we all know you're a meat eater, right?

Yes, but I don't chew. And some of them seem like vegetables.

Using land to grow animals for food is a really inefficient way to feed people. And the way most animals are managed, not very healthy either.

animals taste good.

See. Told ya we should eat dolphins.

Unfortunately, it's the most efficient way to make meat.

I will fall back on my "there are too many fucking people on the planet" argument. :D

ok - lets reduce the number then. You go first :p

or at least kill them while catching tuna?

Let's get rid of the people causing the most problems first. Then I'll go.

chicken

Don't just get rid of them.
That's valuable meat right there.

Yeah, bigotry is awesome, everyone should be the same.

Soylent Green is People... and pretty tasty too, or so I hear.http://cellar.org/images/smilies/greenface.gif

Cannibalism.
It's what's for dinner.

How To Serve Man (It's a fucking COOKBOOK)

Fixed it for ya.

you rang?:rolleyes:

That too.

if we are not supposed to eat animals why are they made out of meat?

Yeah...and all different flavours too!

"I'm a vegetarian. My favourite vegetable is chicken."

Himanshu Jha, 2002.

I'm putting this thread on report

eat me.

You guys missed the one about vegetarian meaning bad hunter in Apache.

It never ceases to amaze me how predictable people are when vegetarianism comes up.

The difference between me and vegans is, I don't give a shit what they eat.

From what I hear, vegans eat and then they give like 7 shits.

Yesterday, I ate a dolphin. Well, dolphin fish, AKA mahi mahi. It was de-lish-us.

That may be. However, there are not enough people fucking on the planet. Only about 2 shy though. (Or three.):3some:

As long as they don't procreate... :D

Good jokes never get old.

I strongly support vegetarianism.



Which leaves more BBQ for me.

This particular attempt at converting carnivores 'Meat juice is the blood of innocents: become a vegetarian' is a little on the dramatic side, I think.

I love "meat juice"! ;)

This poll sucks. Where's the omnivore option?

A pizza needs the crust, and the sauce, and the herbs, and the cheese, and the meat topping. It's all good.

Aren't ALL the options Omnivore friendly?

I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I forget who said that.
I, myself, am an everythingvore.

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He fill them with tasty meat?

People Eating Tasty Animals
Yum Yum!

[Little girl]: Daddy, how do you know if someone is vegan?

[Dad]: Don't worry, they'll tell you.