The Diet Failure Accountability Fread
 

I'm eating the insides of a Chicken Cheesesteak with grilled mushrooms.

I'm not eating the roll.

I passed on a free Boston Cream donut this morning.

More lumber less bark... keep it up bro your knees will thank you.

Flowering Anal Blossom.

Now every time you have a craving come to this thread and read that. I am here to help! :)

i had a dozen or so lays baked chips during the day


for dinner, i had a v healthy turkey burger wrap with a retarded amount of spinach in it.

I'm a big proponent of retarded amounts of spinach. Nutritious, tasty and low calorie.

Too fuckin' low calorie. I like salads too much. I need me some more calories.

Domino's bread bowl pasta dishes are your huckleberry

http://image.examiner.com/images/blo...bread_bowl.jpg

Wish I had that problem. I only like meat, red meat.

I'm not eating one of those cookies that are up front.

I had prunes instead. yum.....

Aaaack! Birthday weekend. Too much cake and candy. Somebody get me some insulin and a dentist.

waittaminnit! I thought I was the only person in the world who admitted to liking prunes!

I like prunes.

I had 5 buffalo wings

I'd do it again.

buffaloes have wings?

Buffalo Wings
Serving Size: 5 wings; Calories: 429, Total Fat: 31g, Carbs: 4g, Protein: 33g

well, I'm not proud of it.

I'm going to the gym in the morning to do pennance

Dani

Since wings and drumsticks and such are less desireable parts of the chicken, and are always left over, restaurants have taken to putting them in a tangy hot sauce-butter combination and baking or frying them, for a cheap appetizer. This practice first took off in the city of Buffalo.

The Cellar always knows!

Thankyou!

I love the cellar. I learn something new here often :)

I ate 3 chili dogs last night.... I'm so ashamed.... but Flint had 4.... and they were Hebrew national... so at least there wasn't any "filler".

At my job, on Saturdays, we get free lunch. This is a dealership tradition regardless of where you work. Our store alternates pizza one week and individual orders from 'Chick's" sandwich shop the next. I have had a Chicken Cheesesteak with grilled mushrooms every other Saturday for over a year. Last week, I decided that I would change that standing order to a dry Turkey Hoagie and not eat the roll. Well, today...I ate the fucking thing roll and all. I have excuses, but they don't matter.

I ate KFC last night. We were going to order pizza but my dog got bit by a rattlesnake and we had to rush him to the 24 hour emergency vet which totally screwed up our order out pizza plans. SO, driving back into town about 8 pm we caved to KFC, corn, tater wedges, and coleslaw.

jinx was taunting me yesterday. Apparently somewhere in west Reading there is a Pizza place that offers 2 large Pizza and 50 wings for $27! She mentioned it twice. heartless wench that she is.

Now I've been outed in Glatt's Game I can admit.
Tried to avoid the temptation of eating unhealthy food when I had money in my pocket.
No, what am I saying? I did avoid temptation with money in my pocket!

I blame the parents.
Really.

They had pork scratchings (fried pig snacks) in the cupboard.
They shouldn't have bought them.
They shouldn't have gone out.
I shouldn't have eaten them.

See?
Two out of three bad choices were their's :)

you been stealing from the greengrocer again, SG? ;)

Typo, typo, typo!
Otherwise it would have been they'res...

I am publicly shamed though.
Go to said greengrocer for rotten tomatoe's.

I would have bet that you would not find pork rinds in England. I like them but think of them as a kind of down-home hillbilly snack (before Atkins, anyway).

But now I see that they are an international snack and I can hold my head up high. :D

I will never understand the draw of pig-flavored cheetos. :vomit:

T'cha - where'd you think the taste for pig flesh came from in the first place?!

Jellied eels now, I accept didn't translate.

Oh...I luv! the BBQ flavored ones. When I was zoning (diet), I used to rationalize eating them because they were mostly protein.

Well come on! That's a great deal and you know it.

But wings are bad... very bad. Fried dark meat covered in butter bad.

I temper my jealousy with the idea that it cannot be possible to have that much food at that price and actually have it edible.

You can't can't a decent pizza here for the same.

Please don't disabuse me.
Or at least supply pics so I can staple then to my corpse as evidence.

It seemed like a (twice) remarkably good price to me, even for here SG.

We were driving to an away game outside of our normal stomping grounds so I doubt I'll ever know how good the food there is. We don't tend to do pizza/wings as a family anyway... Jim only struggles with his diet at work.

But but but, it's fried stuff!

Eating out, I've had large quantities of cheap food before, but never large quantities of cheap delicious food.

Better at home or worse?

Much better at home. Last night was whole grain pasta with Newman's Own Sockarooni sauce, raw spinach, and steamed broccoli. Jim didn't even put parmesan on his...

Isn't that three out of four bad choices were theres's'eir'ses?

Let this be a lesson to you kids.
Eat pig snacks, fuck up your grammar.

I apologise to all greengrocer's tonight for stealing theyre apostrophe's.
Blimey. I promise not to tut at any for at least two week's.

[shame]

Sockarooni? no wonder he didn't need parmesan (and yes, when I read it, I mentally pronounced it the American way... :o)

So I was back on track...salads and little else.

Then, something bothered me, and I thought fuck it.

I am now eating a big burrito and chips and some kind of wonderful cheese sauce from our on-campus burrito place.

Because, you know, fuck it.

:(

I am in awe, Isn't a burrito a kind of donkey? A big one! With CHIPS!? and CHEESE SAUCE!?! wow

I :heartpump these cultural misunderstandings!

A burrito can be perfectly good. The chips will kill you.

That's what I was going for...

Eggs Benedict for lunch.
I blame Tropicana - current Brit-ref only and even that might be regional.

I et it though, so all my own fault. Nom nom nom, I have to say.

Last night it was hot wings and cheese fries... urp!

no No NO! The donkey can kill you with a single well-aimed kick!

Ugh...felt like I got that kick alright!

So I stopped at the grocery on the way home and bought only healthy foodies.

My track is back.

:)

liar

I bought apples, grapes, watermelon, walnuts, pita, hummus...

Well, the cheddar mashed potatoes weren't so healthy but they went well with the turkey breast (which I left on the counter in a tupperware with the lid only partially on so it would cool before I sealed and refrigerated, and I heard this "clunk" in the kitchen and Tajjy had knocked the whole damn thing on the floor.)

I made sausage casserole tonight.
What Dad didn't know was that the sausages were WeightWatchers sausages - and having checked every damn sausage out there, I can confirm they are the lowest in fat and calories. And after all, if you casserole them, you can't taste them anyway. Because he has rejected them before, "Don't get them again, they taste a bit funny."

I was a bad girl with the mashipots though. I never learned how to cook them from Mum. I thought mashed potatoes were literally that. Potatoes, mashed. It took me years to realise other people put milk & butter in them (meh, I doused mine in vinegar in the proper East End style)

So I used skimmed milk and spread, which is better than full fat & butter, but is a step back from nothing
Dad cleaned his plate! Nom Nom Nom.
Diet failure in one way. minor victory in another.

Jimmy's BBQ in Malvern. Pulled pork to freakin die for... and the ribs.... omg

are there leftovers?!

Yes.

Hey Sundae, another option for the mashed potatoes is to thin them out with just a tiny bit of chicken broth. At least, I think that's healthier than butter and milk. Now that I think about it, I'm not actually sure.

We're far more likely to have milk & spread than chicken broth also...