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Cloud 10-18-2009 10:30 AM

Intro to Zombie Studies
 
Zombies are the new vampires. :reaper:

Just noticed that the University of Alabama has this itunes U podcast course. "why the familiarity of zombies makes them scarier and more fun to study" including: "She's Not Your Mother Anymore" and "The Living as Minority."

All free, of course. I love da internet! and my ipods!

also, a quick Google of "zombies" throws up some pretty interesting stuff. If you're into that.

Cloud 10-18-2009 12:34 PM

just think it's cool, that's all.

Scriveyn 10-18-2009 01:20 PM

Academic studies seem to like the subject. Here's one from Canada that I remember from the BBC news.

Quote:

If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

...

But there is a serious side to the work.

...

In some respects, a zombie "plague" resembles a lethal, rapidly spreading infection.

...

Even so, their analysis revealed that a strategy of capturing or curing the zombies would only put off the inevitable.

In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity's only hope is to "hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often".

...

xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2009 01:53 PM

Go for the head.

SamIam 10-18-2009 02:17 PM

What about a zombie vaccine? Sort of the opposite of the vampire effect. You take a bit of the Zombie's blood and make a vaccine out of it. Or do zombies have blood?

xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2009 02:19 PM

Oh great, autistic zombies. :yelsick:

Clodfobble 10-18-2009 02:54 PM

:lol:

Pie 10-18-2009 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 601799)
Oh great, autistic zombies. :yelsick:

I saw a guy with a button that said 'Save yourself from H1N1, lick an autistic kid'.

I lol'd. Aisle seat, please.

Cloud 10-18-2009 03:27 PM

want college credit for studying zombies!

capnhowdy 10-18-2009 05:53 PM

I, for one, can hardly wait to see "Zombieland".

jinx 10-18-2009 06:42 PM

Me too, Woody Harrelson is the man.
Vampires. As if.


wolf 10-18-2009 10:28 PM

Get the Zombie Survival Guide.

Study it. Live it. Survive an infestation.

Cicero 10-18-2009 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 601867)
Get the Zombie Survival Guide.

Study it. Live it. Survive an infestation.

Got iiiit!

I love the table of contents. They are a great read. :p

xoxoxoBruce 10-19-2009 03:40 AM

I wonder, is the popularity of zombies and vampires an attempt to escape the really scary things that are all around us?

ZenGum 10-19-2009 07:04 AM

I swear this is true.

My PhD Thesis is about zombies.

Absolutely really utterly true!

The title is :

Conceivability Arguments Against Physicalism,
..........................Or ,
How to Slay Zombies and Banish Spectres.


In this context, "zombie" is a short expression for "non-conscious microphysical duplicate of a conscious creature". The point is that if consciousness can be explained by science, then we should be able to derive the facts of consciousness from the microphysical facts (and thus show that zombies are inconceivable, and hence impossible); however, it is notoriously difficult to do this because the essentially first person relationship we have with our own consciousness renders it inaccessible from a scientific approach which is necessarily third-person.
I argued that it is possible to show that there will be some facts of consciousness (thus proving that zombies are impossible) by showing that some computational cognitive systems would take first person approaches to their own states.
However, this reasoning also showed that it is impossible to specify the exact nature of the conscious experience, thus allowing that "spectres" (short for "differently-conscious microphysical duplicate of a conscious creature") are conceivable. However, this conceivability can also be explained by the same reasoning, and so is not taken as evidence for possibility.

Funny, I hadn't been into this stuff for years, but just today I went to the library to get a few books out about this stuff.

wolf 10-19-2009 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 601911)
I wonder, is the popularity of zombies and vampires an attempt to escape the really scary things that are all around us?

You mean like Liberals?

Cloud 10-19-2009 01:02 PM

we laugh at the face of death. Laugh! I say!

Cicero 10-19-2009 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 601989)
You mean like Liberals?

Wait- As a self-professed zombie, I refuse to align myself with any political party that has no BRAINS!:D

ZenGum 10-30-2009 04:06 AM

I was thinking weird news, but I always say, keep all the undead together.

Quote:


Grave concerns over Brisbane zombie plague


Brisbane Zombie Walk organisers could face a police bill for future events, after up to 5,000 zombies lurched through the CBD on Sunday.

Zombie Santas, strippers, soldiers and nurses surged through the city on Sunday, forcing police to block off streets and direct traffic.

On Tuesday evening co-organiser Anthony Radaza posted on the Brisbane Zombie Walk Facebook page: We just received the official report from Queensland Police and they tallied over 5,000 participants. Hurray for Brisbane and Zombie lovers."
More at the link.

Sundae 10-30-2009 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 601989)
You mean like Liberals?

I resemble that remark!
(how old does a joke have to be before it's considered a zombie?)

I accept Liberal with a capital L may mean something different in the States.
But I'm just registering my disapproval anyway, because I'm on your end of the world team.

I figure I'll be the one who has the love of my life zombified and compromises the group by maintaining he's not dangerous and then dies messily, proving he is.

Still, worth it to meet the love of my life I guess.


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