Dec 30, 2009: Guess Who Came to Dinner.
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http://cellar.org/2009/fembot.jpg Of course Mom & Dad didn't have a lot of choice because the happy couple live with them. Quote:
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Jockomo feeno na na nay, jockomo feena nay.
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I'm guessing he doesn't date much...:unsure: :rolleyes:
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I don't think he has time for dating...
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She has poor taste in clothes.
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How much do you want to bet she has a...um, how shall I put this? VAGINA!
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An nay...
( I gotta listen to that when I get home from work. Haven't heard that in . . . years) |
Pretty sure it doesn't have a vagina.
Le is still figuring out exactly what that is and what one would feel like. |
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Fracking frack fracker frack fracker. :lol: |
Guess Who's Humming at Dinner?
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Watching that video, I had the feeling she'd start drooling in a minute.
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Oh yeah, she's like "any woman."
1) Overly worried about her makeup getting smeared CHECK 2) Loves to have someone buy her new clothes CHECK 3) Knows the location of the restroom anywhere she is CHECK 4) Doesn't want to be touched CHECK 5) Frozen below the waist CHECK AND CHECK! |
Lars and the Real Girl.
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I will say, if you're going to be obsessive and hand build something, a fembot is more practical than aluminum airplane models. The voice needs work though. |
Sounds like a lonely Dwellar looking for love in all the wrong places.
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I saw a doco about 3 years ago on Real Dolls and the guys who have one or in some cases, many. It was heartbreaking. The doco filmed the owner's daily activities and had them talking about their "relationship" with their Real Doll, so it didn't try to cast any particular slant on them, but they mostly came across as men who had either no self-confidence with women (one English guy felt that women found him repulsive, so the Real Doll was how he got around that) or weird. Another one of the subjects who seemed relatively normal had a girlfriend during the making of the doco, but by the time it went to air, that had come to an end. The reasons weren't discussed, although it did show her "meeting the dolls" and seeming to accept their presence. I haven't seem Lars and the Real Girl, but am guessing that it's something like this, but funnier and without the pathos of real life.
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While we're on the topic, "This is not chick lit" has got a whole heap of great short stories including one about a real doll with a completely unexpected ending (and subject matter).
http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/d...=9780812975673 |
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SPOILER ALERT! |
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I can never remember the names of those drama masks, so I call them Pathos and Laughos.
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There once was a woman from Dimby Who said "What use can my quim be? The hole in the middle, I know, is to diddle, But, for what can the hair on the rim be?" |
The hair is like the drip-lip on a paint can.
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Someone from the Cellar put this link on Facebook.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/...ntshumantissue Quote:
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I'd rather have a Cherry 2000.
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That sounds like Willy Wonka...or would it be Willy Wanka?
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Depends on the angle or the activity.
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