Deer are douchebag assholes
 

They are big, fucking, useless, don't taste especially good, and they are vandals who fucked up my car last night.

They suck.

:eek: Damn SN that really sucks! Glad you are alright.

Guess that will be the last time you call me a whore in a Cellar thread. ;) JK!

So you got the check? Great! when can you start?
:p :D

How do you think I paid the deer? :eyebrow:

Ah, young grasshopper, deer walk in the shadows like ninja warrior. You must search deep within yourself or they become pavement pelt.

What are you talking about. Deer taste great! I love venison sautéed in a little olive oil with garlic and shallots. Great stuff.

I'm sure they think the same of the large metal creatures and softer two legs driving them.

Help yourself:
Lat. 43° 5'5.41"N
Long. 73°20'32.02"W

Maybe some deer, this one RAN in the headlights like a knucklehead.

Oh yeah, you can bet they're on report!

Deer are suicidal. They should all be on prozac. Where I live there are 80 billion deer. Where I lived before that there are 80 gazillion. People were scared to go on the highway after 3:00pm. A popular pass time was listening in to the police radio to see who had gotten whacked now. I kid you not, there were containers on every corner where people could throw their deer skins.

Deer like to wait around blind corners, then hop out at the last second. I think its part of a plot to get rid of humans. Radar should come out here and stuff himself on venison. Give me elk any day. :headshake

I almost got a doe, when returning from store, here in town.
Asshats charged me $4.20 for maters I didn't buy.
That was reason for trip. Refund. Food Giant sucks.

Last Spring, a friend of mine was driving home from Pagan camp, when he hit a flying deer. It seems a car going the other way hit it as it leaped and deflected it into his Geo Metro. Fucked it right up, it did.

One time, at Pagan camp...

Oh deer, I am sorry. ;)

Ihit a deflected deer once. Didn't hurt the jeep.
Jim has hit a few. Isn't PA the deer death capital of the world?

"And I love deer!!"

What I don't understand is why the 'suicide bombers' in the world don't just send in a deer! They are much more suicidal creatures than us humans!!

*yes, i am aware of the poor grammar LOL*

I wanna see the rest of the story.

We are disappointment in you're grammar, Juju.:(

Sorrie!! :p

They taste great, just not so great after being hit by a car or truck. Then they taste like crap. Or so I have heard, I have never tried road kill.

Geo Metro? Hitting a chipmunk would wreck one of those.

You mean the video clip? It's a movie called "The Straight Story," directed by David Lynch. Decent movie, though too many long sweeping silent shots for my tastes.

You guys should quit injuring, maiming, and killing deers with your asshole cars....;)

How many pounds of uneaten deer meat do you have in your fridge again? :) How long has it been there?

In Colorado its illegal to take your road kill home. The carcass either goes to orphans or the state pen. Just one more reason to stay out of trouble. ;)

Do you have to report it, Sam?

In theory, it should be reported. But if there's no one around...:noevil:

I have hit deer twice. The first time my car was totaled, so I had to wait around for the men in blue and make an accident report. The second time there wasn't a soul on the road within 20 miles. The deer collision made my car do a complete 360, but no major damage and I was off to home with my petal on the metal.

Clod, that clip was hilarious, the part with the woman. The part where the old man is traveling to see his stroke-victim brother for weeks, not no so funny...

I've eaten plenty of deer, prepared by all manner of chefs, and I have come to the conclusion that if it were any good there'd be feedlots stretching across Iowa filled with deer waiting to be slaughtered.

Or, they'd have been hunted to extinction a century ago.

Yeah, that's like the one funny part. It's not a comedy, for sure.

Venison has to be aged properly and almost never is. I haven't hunted in a long time but I had an awesome deer about the second to last time because it was dangerously warm while it aged. I kept it cool with water but I guess the USDA wouldn't have approved.

Lancaster County, PA... corn fed and tasty, even marbled in some cases. The rest of the state, not so much.

Feed the deer, tuppence a bag, and whattaya get? Fat deer!

yeah, the coffee rubbed Kobe deer of Lancaster County...

They very nearly were. There are many, many times more deer today than there were a century ago. (BTW, the reason you don't see deer in huge feedlots like cattle is because they're 'cute'.)

I've never seen 'marbled' venison (even from "farm-raised" deer). I think deer do not make 'fat' like beef. It's called tallow (like they make candles from, sorta) and makes ANY venison taste like absolute shit. Even the tiniest bit will make a good-sized steak taste off. Venison cooked w/tallow still on the cut of meat has turned off more people from venison than anything else. (That, and over-cooking.):)

When my wife and I visited New Zealand a little over a decade ago, the sheep fields stretched as far as the eye could see, but every once in awhile, you would come across a field with a really tall fence and a herd of deer grazing. You could buy venison there in the stores, and it was on the menu in many restaurants.

I like elk much better than venison. They have a big old elk farm about 18 miles from where I live. Tourists are always stopping to take pictures of them and causing near accidents. You can buy all varieties of elk at the farm store. You can also get elk burgers in some restaurants around here and elk jerky is everywhere. :elkgrin:

I second SamIam - Elk is much better than venison - buffalo and squirrel are better too!

Watch it...

:boxers:

Sorry SN~:o

Elk be mighty tasty.:yum:

I don't like squirrel - to eat that is.

Caribou is very good. Venison is good too. I would love to try elk. One that I shot myself.

No no no merc, don't shoot yourself. We like you anyway!

You just want me to go hunting with Cheney.

No I don't. You and I may not get along, but I like you WAY better than I like Cheney. :)

I'm just sarcastic joker today, sorry you're bearing the brunt. I'll shut up now. ;)

Merc may be on the opposite end of the political spectrum from me, but he's never been on my ignore list. ;)

Merc, c'mon up to Kentucky and shoot one of ours. We'll treat ya so many different ways, you're bound to like one of 'em.:D

Damnit.
I have a violent craving for game now.
Quick! Someone send me a ticket to the States and take me out to a restaurant that serves all that good stuff!

And when I say take me out, I don't mean kill me.
Just to clear up any potential misunderstanding.

Might see if I can talk Mum into some game for Sunday dinner. Then again, I'd want it bleeding and she prefers overcooked. I'll wait.

We can go to Buffalo Jacks. They have buffalo, elk...all that weird stuff.

Me, I'm not adventurous in eating, I'll just get some Walleye or something.

I'd rather go to Rules in London and have Pheasant Pie
with Creamed Morrels.

Or how about Jugged Hare
with Neeps & Tatties


There are lots of puddings for desert. :drool:

I have decided I have not lived. If I die before I get to visit the UK I hope they have a traditional UK menu in heaven.

We almost always make our burgers out of ground buffalo. It is leaner and {at least I want to believe} better for ya. Ok now I want a Buffalo burger.

I actually have had the buffalo burger, years ago, I think I was in HS or college. It was pretty good, as I recall. I just don't get (and as I said I'm not an adventurous eater) picking the unusual over the known. I'm SO boring in culinary pursuits.

You ought to try it, it really doesn't taste that much different, you can get it most stores now.

I don't know that I've ever seen it in stores. I'll look, and maybe, just maybe, try it. :)

I had llama meat last night. Tasted like hamburger. *shrug*

My friend fed me a Trader Joe's Buffalo Burger a few months back. Ugh. Like a regular burger but with added cardboard.

I love buffalo and would like to eat more of it. I am also quite fond of venison, in fact we got a lot of venison from my maternal aunt over the holidays.

Cardboard! Heh. I'll cook one up for ya if you ever head South. I'll treat the whole family to some big burgers.