Euphemize me, baby!
 

begs for a poem, but prolly only rhymes with euthenize....

anyhoo, decided that the word "euphemism" should in itself be a euphemism for something... and while waiting for inspiration, I thought I'd euphemize some dwellar names. nothing personal, no offence intended and all that..... and join in whenever.....

shawnee123 verb
to discourage unwelcome advances by giving a warning, then firmly placing the patella in the gonadic region

sundaegirl noun
A young lady who proudly displays her "cherry"

limey noun
A person who espouses green (environmentally friendly) ideas for political gain and who is suspected of not actually believing in them

you're drunk

Flint. A simple, sharp tool.

juju = A JuJu is a blessed object that is said to keep evil and negativity at bay.

I love it! :)

the dirt at new orleans cemetery number one is good juju. I got me some.

monster (v)

to monster something is to take a seemingly normal photograph and transform it into a playground of images, a technique most commonly used on photographs of underground inhabitants and their belongings.

In a sentence: Dude, that photo has totally been monstered...is that a salami or a cock?

actually I wasn't -there's a first time for everything :lol: ...and the idea came to me while I was out walking yesterday morning. Snow-blinded maybe?

I knew you weren't drunk. What's your name monster?why monster?


as for skysidhe?

I don't know. Take your pick.

The good Neighbor

either nice or terrible and hideous

but I was aiming for this:

(a flight of fancy)

A spirit of nature

( and then inside Joke to self at the time)

or air spirit

or spirit of the air head

Do you know what a euphemism is? I'm not asking what your name means :rolleyes:

This thread's been Skysidhed :P

:lol: that's more like it.

Although I already have a euphemism from that from another forum. This thread has been JohnA'd

I think a "DanaC!" (pronounced Danack) would make a good substitute for "Bollocks!"

Obviously Pooka is a euphemism for sex and/or vagina
an elspode is an orgasm
a lumberjim is a huge unflushable poop
xoBing (pronounced zobbing) is thinking outside of the box
an undertoad is a guy who uses a mirror attached to the end of an unbrella or walking stick to look up women's skirts
To griff someone is to give them goosebumps by nuzzling their neck
To zengum is to swindle.
to Glatt is to beat someone with a blunt object.

Fixed it for ya.

Clodfobble (verb)
To overwhelm someone with compassion; (slang) to overwhelm with lust.
Use: She was so sweet I was completely clodfobbled.

:p sky-side- ed


Very Nicely done.

Nirvana (noun)
One who has the nerve to vainly post photos of cute puppies/dogs; attention whore
Use: She is such a Nirvana!

Clodfobble (interjection) something to be said when one runs out of words or stubs one's toe. [ Seriously this is how I use Clodfobble]

toranokaze: an unexpected huge wet sneeze that sounds rather like a violent toilet flush.

:lol2:

He had barely begun griffing her, when he elspoded all over her pooka....

He had barely begun griffing her, when she felt his 'juju' in his pocket and then he elspoded all over her pooka.

:eek::scream:

"Danac!" he exclaimed, "I always seem to toranokaze these days. Perhaps I need to xoB a little about my griffing technique"

She glatted him for zenguming her about his prowess.

I thought I could fix it, but this thing's all gravdigr'd up.

"Quite Frankly," she said, "your big sarge is datalyss and your junipers could use some bullitting."

Crimson Ghost -a late period.

Thank you.

I read the title of this thread as "Euthanize Me". Was that wrong?

nope :D and you're welcome.

and toranokaze is -of course- a bad case of delhi belly.