I'm Calling You Out!
 

Meet me by the swings at 3:45. I'm gonna hit you so hard, your mom will feel it.

Pussy.

ow. my feelings.

Jim are you sure that wasn't an offer?

I can't afford the bus fare to her place anyway..... and besides.... I'm besotted with another

pussy

Duh. Gay.

I'm going to pick dana up by her feet and swing her around and around and hit classicman with her.

in ur dreams, pussy

I'll sit on you

I AM CALLING CLASSIC OUT!

He said he doesn't like my ass. Them's fightin words.

1AM, park...no weapons.

I WILL TOTALLY BEAT YOUR ASS!

I'm here waiting - get in the right time zone.

Pleeeease tell me that's a euphemism.

I hope to god that one day we meet face to face. I am going to pounce on you and tickle you until you pee. I don't care if we're both 70 years old.......

feminism has nothing to do with this! see I told you 85% of all problems .....

I am in the right, always.

LJ, I waited by the swings, but you never showed up. So I beat up an old nun instead.

Crap. I went to the swings to meet you LJ. Disguised myself as an old nun. Wtf?

I'm calling you out! Let's get it on!!! :mad2:

Nevermind...I think I'll just put you:

ON REPORT! :)

I got an old sweet you can suck...?
Might be a bit fluffy from being in my pockets so long, but it still tastes good.

Meet me under the slide, tonight.
I'll have a can of cheap cider which I am pretending to drink.
You'll be the one with the unwholesome gleam in your eye.

bully!

You didn't touch the bag. I'm calling you out.

Who wants to be knocked into the middle of next week?

Meet me in the car park round the back of Krispy Kreme, you doughnut!

I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy