Your Mamma is so Fat....
 

When she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips!

When she jumps up, she gets stuck.

Her blood type is Rocky Road.

Her belt size is 'Equator'.

She lost a gig as a stunt double by crushing Carrie Fisher.

Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Her armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

She's got her own gravitational pull.

your mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington's nose

So fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.

... she has her own zip code.

Your mama is so fat (HOW FAT IS SHE???) she has three smaller women in orbit around her.

Yo mama so fat she almost as big as my dick.

Yo mama so fat the movies have popcorn in small, medium, large, and yo mama.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs :vomit:

Yo momma so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine

Yo Momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.

Yo Momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo Momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet.

Yo momma so fat THX can't even surround her.

Yo momma so fat she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.

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Ya momma is so fat, she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.

Ya momma is so fat, she wore a green and white striped sweater, and the guys played football on her back.

Ya momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter, and when she got up it was two dimes and a nickel.

Yo mamma so fat, she shops for clothes at Lands End of the Lost. Her favorite designer label is Versasquatch.

Yo mama is so fat, she really can be in two places at once

Yo Mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Yo Mama's so fat, she filled up the tub, then turned the water on

Yo Mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo Mama's so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts

Yo Mama's so fat, the only pictures they have of her are via satellite

Yo Mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live

Yo Mama's so fat, they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everybody but yo mama"

Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach she brings the tide.

Yo mama's so fat they have a "do not serve poster" at the buffets.

Yo mama's so fat her shadow weights 90lb.

Yo mama's so fat she is used as a landmark.

Yo mama's so fat she forgot what her feet look like.

Yo mama's so fat she affects the Large Hadron Collider.

Yo mama's so fat they are mushrooms in her jelly rolls.

When can we do the dead baby jokes?