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fargon 03-20-2010 05:02 PM

Do You Fart When You Cum?
 
Just asking?

Undertoad 03-20-2010 05:10 PM

yer doin it wrong

lumberjim 03-20-2010 05:14 PM

the sex or the humor?

limey 03-20-2010 06:00 PM

The humour seems OK to me!

Pete Zicato 03-21-2010 01:05 PM

I've posted this here before, but it seems applicable here:

While having the duchess to tea
She said, "Do you burp when you pee?"
I replied, "Not a bit.
Do you fart when you shit?"
Which I'd say left the honors to me.

Crimson Ghost 03-22-2010 01:07 AM

Do You Fart When You Cum?

I'm afraid to ask what the train of thought was when this particular question was formed....

Gravdigr 03-22-2010 03:52 AM

This reminds me of a friend who was in bed with his gf. They were drunk and messing around, playing, being silly. Suddenly he had a flash of ten-year-old humor. He threw the covers back, raised one leg up high, and cut loose with a massive fart. His gf's face went slack. She could see the wall behind him.

He said the spray-pattern of tiny particles of shit looked just like a shotgun blast.


:sweat:

Pete Zicato 03-22-2010 09:25 AM

Ew. Public skid mark.

squirell nutkin 03-22-2010 07:51 PM

do your balls hang low
do they waddle to and fro
can you tie em in knot
can you tie em in a bow
can you swing em o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier
Do you balls hang low?

Carruthers 03-31-2010 03:04 PM

Actually, one is so posh that one doesn't 'cum'. One arrives. :D

The Honourable Giles Farquharson-Cholmondeley-St.John-Carruthers.

Madman 03-31-2010 03:16 PM

I remember once the dog was in the room and farted. It really smelled things up. It was a definite fartus-interuptus.

kerosene 03-31-2010 03:21 PM

gross

Sundae 03-31-2010 03:25 PM

I often fart when I masturbate.
Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking.
But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before.

Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.

Flint 03-31-2010 04:07 PM

If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.

Undertoad 03-31-2010 04:25 PM

bend up or down?

Flint 03-31-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 644618)
If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 644622)
bend up or down?

Dude... Up, of course.

Undertoad 03-31-2010 05:37 PM

But with a sudden down at the end, right?

Flint 03-31-2010 10:20 PM

What kind of a sick pervert are you?!

monster 03-31-2010 10:45 PM

bass player?

Sundae 04-01-2010 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 644721)
What kind of a sick pervert are you?!

He's a bass player. He's deep :joylove:

DanaC 04-01-2010 06:18 AM

I've posted this elsewhere (humour thread) recently, but it seems more appropriate here:


jimhelm 04-25-2011 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 644618)
If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 644622)
bend up or down?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 644633)
Dude... Up, of course.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 644654)
But with a sudden down at the end, right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 644721)
What kind of a sick pervert are you?!


good times.

Big Sarge 04-25-2011 11:33 PM

Okay SG, you have severely traumatized my psyche with that post

plthijinx 04-26-2011 12:31 AM

waaaay back in the day, my g/f and i had gone to a local upscale fast food mexican restaurant called two pesos. well i always got the fajita tacos which notoriously gave me gaaawd awful burps. after we ate we went to her town home and got it on. afterwards we're laying nekkid in bed watching tv. i farted an sbd (silent but deadly) and then i burped about the time the smell was coming from under the sheets. she thought that was the burp. hell i'm laughing as i type this.....she pulled the covers up over her head and gave herself the dutch oven (in this case #1 on the definitions i never knew that a linen sheet could fly off the bed so fast! that is by far my number one funny fart story!!

GunMaster357 04-26-2011 12:59 AM

I, too, am questionning your train of thought when you posted this thread.

Perhaps, it happened to you. So you ask around to see if you're alone in your misery and look for some comfort. Or, should I say cum-fart?

As for the question, I wouldn't know. My whole being is otherwise engaged at that time.

plthijinx 04-26-2011 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 727243)
....Or, should I say cum-fart.....

isn't that called a "creampie"? just askin, i wouldn't know.....

Sundae 04-26-2011 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 727232)
Okay SG, you have severely traumatized my psyche with that post

Serves you right for reading old threads :)

Trilby 04-26-2011 06:51 AM

reading this thread has been totally worth the price of admission.

Sundae 04-26-2011 01:31 PM

I reread the shoe thread and I don't think I EVER wore the shoes I took a photo of. But I promised to carry on loving you, and see! I have!

I am more loyal to my friends than my shoes.

BigV 04-26-2011 01:52 PM

@ OP:

No, I rarely have the chance to build up sufficient pressure. But thanks for asking.

W T F ?!

Gravdigr 04-26-2011 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 727243)
Or, should I say cum-fart?

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 727262)
isn't that called a "creampie"? just askin, i wouldn't know.....

Cum-fart, creampie, I just don't know.

But I think felching would be involved.

Big Sarge 04-28-2011 05:02 PM

I meet with my counselor next week. I'm still freaked out by this thread. I don't think I'll ever be the same

Sheldonrs 04-28-2011 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 728589)
I meet with my counselor next week. I'm still freaked out by this thread. I don't think I'll ever be the same

You just need a few sessions on MY couch. ;)

Big Sarge 04-28-2011 06:20 PM

Oh no!! Then I might fart -cum

jimhelm 04-28-2011 06:29 PM

OK... THREAD OVER.

nothing to see here. move along folks.

http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/const...locks/lock.png

TheMercenary 04-28-2011 07:29 PM

My dog farts even when he is sleeping. Does that count?

Gravdigr 04-29-2011 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 728594)
You just need a few sessions on MY crotch. ;)

FIFY.;)

plthijinx 04-29-2011 08:12 PM

:corn: :guinness:

jimhelm 05-03-2011 08:42 PM

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1195...rtwhilecumming

Big Sarge 05-03-2011 08:50 PM

i'm beginning to think you are all sick perverts. i'm the only normal one on here

ZenGum 05-04-2011 03:26 AM

Your time will come.


and fart.

GunMaster357 05-04-2011 06:10 AM

Single girls shouldn't be able to do it.




They don't have an asshole until they're married.

infinite monkey 05-04-2011 09:23 AM

This is like the mancave of threads. Women pop into it from time to time, but it's definitely boy toilet 'humor'

BigV 05-05-2011 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 728618)
My dog farts even when he is sleeping. Does that count?

depends... does he come when you call him?


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