The utterly pointless brain of Clodfobble thread
 

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Chuck Norris sprang from Clodfobble's brain, like a demi-god.

Some people wear Superman pajamas.

Superman wears Clodfobble's Brain pajamas.

Clodfobble's Brain is considered America's Most Dangerous Weapon by the Chinese.

Ancient Egyptian priests posited the emergence of Clodfobble's Brain far in the future and carved hieroglyphics honouring it in the Temple at Luxor.

Clodfobble's brain was once removed by an alien. They wanted it to run their home world's computer. Authorities had a limited time to locate and replace it before Clodfobble's body would die. Her physician plugged into the home world computer to learn how to do the brain reimplantation. Clodfobble became conscious before the end of the operation, and assisted in the surgery.

what?!


clodfobble's brain can divide by zero

In the Tao it is said:
The one begat the two
The two begat the ten thousand things.

This does not beg the question,"Where did the one come from?"
EVeryone knows Clodfobble begat the the one

If Clodfobble's brain were just 9% larger, it would collapse under its own gravity and form a neutron star.

Better hope not. So far all the things I've begat aren't the greatest specimens of health.

Clodfobble was the result of a genetic engineering experiment. She doesn't know it, but she was actually the firstborn of twins. The other was George Bush.

Starting with Thing One and Thing Two.

Did somebody say, "Sex"?

The New York Blackout of 1977 was not caused by lightning. It was caused when mobsters stole the young Clodfobble, attempting to harness the emerging power of the Brain. Clodfobble's Brain struck back and plunged the city into darkness.

UT has been been watching original series STAR TREK reruns.

The mind's eye of Clodfobble's brain transcends time and can see the final demise of Dr. Who.

Clodfobble's brain knows that dark matter exists, where it is, what it is, and what it does.

The speed of light is only constant when Cloddfobble's brain gives it permission.

One cell from Clodfobble's brain provides the processing power for the world's most powerful supercomputer

Clodfobble thinks, therefore I am

Love that one!

:applause:

Clodfobble's Brain proof read A Brief History of Time for Stephen Hamking. While it was having a nap.

Clodfobble's brain can wear white after labor Day.

It is possible that Clodfobble's brain could get any bigger after reading this thread?

the ratio of clodfobble brain cells to threads on the internet = the number of grains of sand on the earth to each thread.

I think.

clodfobble's brain absorbs an IQ point from your brain every time you think of it.

you just got stupider.

writing this nearly killed me

Clodfobble's Brain is all that...and a bag of chips. Snap!


:)

All in good fun right?

Clodfobble's train of thought is longer than a piece of string.

Clodfobble's brain is too clever by half to the power of eleventy seven

Clodfobble's brain - Thought there, thunk that.

Clodfobble's brain: bitch-slapping Nobel prize winners and taking names

Scrabbled Fib Loon

aaahah!ahaHaahaa

::Performs Heimlich Maneuver on Shawnee::

Stephen Hawking once tried to grasp and understand the complexity and enormity of Clodfobble's brain.

He's been in a wheelchair ever since.

OUCH!

Clodfobble is so concise that her five letter words only have four letters in them.

Monster mistook Sundae for Shawnee, it seems :D.

Cloddfobble's brain is awesome any time..... but best when wrapped in bacon, deep fried, chocolate dipped and sprinkled with mature cheddar.

Sounds like a frigging heart attack waiting to happen!

yebbet, yeah....? It's bacon ...and brain... it's worth it....

Clodfobble brain so big it need its own zip code

Clodfobble's brain thought the internet into existence simply so she would have a place to share a picture of her peeing in a liquor store.

It's not Stephen Hawking talking through his computer, it's Clodfobble. Has been all along.

Clodfobble thinks therefor I am.

Hey, copy cat!

Yikes!

That is what happens when clodfobble gets deja vu.

I thought solar systems were created when that happens.

Clodfobble's brain thinks, therefore we are.

Oh No! She's created a singularity!

Clodfobble's brain can count stars in the universe......twice......in a nanosecond

Clodfobble's brain can reproduce the sound of one hand clapping

Clodfobble's brain made the 70hp/liter engine obsolete.

Bwahahahaha.

Astoundingly, Chuck Norris is jealous of Clodfobble's brain

...in stereo and surround sound

With perfect non-regional diction.

and still get home in time for supper.

FYI, the folks who wanted to hear me do a British accent... never emailed me back. So I will indeed be sticking with non-regional American diction for the foreseeable future. :)

We'd love to hear it, though.....

I daresay it's actually pretty passable when I'm just speaking. But narration has its own "accent," that straight non-regional thing. I can't do straight non-regional and British at the same time. British to me is all about the conversational lilt, which narration by definition can't have.

I actually used that movie maker site someone had posted here awhile back (www.xtranormal.com) for reference, since I figured a computer-generated British accent was pretty close to what I was trying to hit.