Men over 40 should stare at large breasts for 10 minutes a day
 

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/n...-86131320.html

What if they're assmen, or leg guys? ;)

They're S.O.L., I guess. But I'm not a doctor so I wouldn't really know.

Well, that "doctor" is an anti-assite, and I for one take great umbrage. She must have bigguns, and needs some attention. And what about lesbians? Do they need to stare at OTHER large breasts, or can they be helped by staring at their own?

What happens to me if I look at giant peni every day?

Oooh, get your PhD quick, we're going to do this study! :)

Men of any age really!

http://standardmadness.com/columns/1...ally-justified

Depends, are they onanists?

If they need Depends, I'd definitely say they'd need to look at someone else's -theirs are probably tucked into the wasteband.....

Here's the problem with the study:

Who amongst us could truly refrain?

Wellll, maybe it's just to help guys not feel so bad about having to get yearly anal probes at that age. It's only fair, right?

But we have to have our breasts smashed between hard plates so y'all got something to look at.

I'm waiting on word from the grants people to see if I get funding to ascertain the effect of staring at large penises every day.

If I don't get the money I will ask for volunteers for an unofficial study. No, you don't need to apply, and you don't, oh, and you...seriously? Are you kidding with that thing? :lol:

I'll be in your control group Shawnee.
I managed nearly four years without gazing at ANY penises, so I may as well put my ability to good medical use.

Me too, but do you think that we may no longer be able to tell the difference between the larger penises, and the...ahem, shall we say girth-challenged penises? I do like the idea that we have not been inundated with penis, one right after the other, as they all started to look pretty much the same after a while (or so I vaguely recall.) Now I expect some sort of personality to be attached to a penis, otherwise it's all like meh.

I,too, bravely volunteer my expertise in the matter.

Strawberry Queens, UNITE!

Killjoy alert:

So, being that kinda guy, I moseyed over to Google Scholar and entered "Karen Weatherby". The first three hits mentioned the story and for a moment I wondered if holy crap is this real? Following the links however, reveals that this story has been academically denied for at least nine years.

Walker, JH and Le, Q (2001) Rural health and IT: a critical disclosure analysis perspective. In: The 6th National Rural Health Conference, 4-7 March 2001, Canberra, Australia.

I can't judge a penis by just looking though.
I go by fit.

Only Strawberry Queens for this study! Sheldon, you in? ;)

Strawberry Queens? Is that like when your cherry grows back?

Then there's the old "width vs length" preference. Sigh, this is going to be WAY less scientific than I'd hoped. :yelsick:

It's a festival thing.
I get in because of my tramp stamp.

You all crack me up! :lol:

Here is a simple staring chart I devised to help clarify thigns:

Staring at breasts
(D cup) 10 min
(C cup) 15 min
(B cup) 20 min
(A cup) 25 min
(Bee stings) 30 min
(DD and above) 5 minutes

Does "staring at breasts" mean real ones in person? Are photos acceptable?

The key is getting sexually aroused, so I would assume that anything and everything that accomplishes that for you would be acceptable.

Yes, even that. Ya sicko.

False chart.
This relies on the incorrect assumption that bigger is better.
Everyone's chart should be based according to their personal preferences.

Before you run out and get prescriptions for breast-staring from your PCP, I'm afraid to inform you that Snopes says nope.

Aw that ain't Snopes, that's just About.com, what do they know.
Besides, just because there isn't a genuine medical study doesn't mean it's not true.
And the placebo effect, any Doctor will verify the placebo effect.

I not only believe, and wholeheartedly endorse, the practice, I believe the time values are too low and it should be practiced at every opportunity.:cool:

I thought you were going for length. I thought 'Damn, I'm out.'

But then you said girth, and BAM! I'm back in!

Cuzz I can fill a tuna can.:cool:

Oh, and you should go by weight.

"It's all about the dowas."

And xoB was right, but too narrow when he touted the placebo effect. Not just any Doctor, but all the men that are not doctors will tout it as well.

This is not about personal preferences, it is about medicine. A lot of times we don't like the taste of the medicine that is good for us. This is about health, dammit!

gratify your personal breast desires on your own time!;)

I fixeded it, so it is Snopes now, and it says the same thing about.com did, but with more authority.

Now, as it happens, I'm willing, in the interests of science only, to offer to have my breastsesses stared at to test the hypothesis.

Let's start with pix. Bruce can fill us in on the difference between a picture and real life.

I'll volunteer to stare at breasts all day.
As for the penis study, if a penis needs personality, I can paint a smiley face on mine, but only for one on one observation by 1 woman at a time. Sorry Sheldon, Women only.

They are saying the same thing, there is no study, but that doesn't make it untrue.
I stand by my previous position. :blush:

Time to take your medicine.

Blindfold sex, you naughty girl?

Skin to win!

bring it!

My eyes are bugged and ready!!

That right there IS personality. I lol'd! :)