What Would You Be?
 

I would be a house cat, owned by a nice lady. I would eat, shit, sleep, and play.

This thread is a non-starter because you already picked the best, indeed the only, option fargon!! Only, of course, there are lots of nice, cat-owning ladies - enough for one each.
So, me too!

I think I would like to be a wild bird. Something sleek and dignified, like a red-tailed hawk.

On a tropical island. Not Haiti.

an F16

in Mendoza, Argentina with a very large trust fund so that I wouldn't have to work for pittance wages and worry all the time about paying bills.

Now to make amends for my occasional dyslexia...I would be either 1) rich so that I could do what's mentioned in the previous post OR 2). an adrenalin junkie so that I could do stuff like mountain bike down steep hills and rock climb scary mountains (a la Joe Simpson)

Forensic pathologist

Princess Bride.

HVAC. I've said it many times, it is the trade for the renaissance man, because you have to know everything.

Oh wait, in THIS life? Duh, a no-brainer. J.K. Rowling. Except younger, prettier, and American. ;)

And a better writer? :bolt:

I'm KIDDING. I KID! ;)

(Juni, I tried to compliment your pic last night before my computer punked out and I had to reboot, then forgot. Looking good girl.)

I'm already a better writer. ;) Now I just want to be a RICHER writer. :p:

I would be a dragon. I could fly and cook my own food.

That's what I like to hear! :)

I'm not in HVAC, but I already know everything.:p:

I knew everything when my kids were little. Now they're teenagers and I don't know anything.

Labs have more fun, so that's for me.

very nice. Never seen anything like that.

Damn the dog gets clocked at about 3:40

Yes, he took a couple of good knocks, but it didn't seem to change his attitude.

I really love Labs, so here is another video I like a lot.

I would be Shakira's vibrator.:heart-on:

Thats so great - gives new meaning to the term dog-sled.

I still miss my old lab & golden. One day ....

you'd be at her beck and call.

Is that what they're calling it these days

Nope, I'm with Fargon and Limey.
A cat with an owner like me. Sorry to blow my own trumpet, but I reckon I'm a pretty good cat owner. Not too much fuss or bothering; available for cuddles and snuggling; pretty easy-going and consistent with the rules I make; forthcoming with treats bu adheres to a high quality diet.

I would love to bask indoors on sunlit floors, hunt things both insect and imagined, curl up with a warm body at night and occasionally bite the hand that feeds me.

A MIRV!

If I was Shakira's vibrator, she would never, ever have to call for me...:headshake

And (bringing it back to one of my favourite themes :D), you'd get to live part of the year in Buenos Aires.