The Cellar

The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)
-   Relationships (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=34)
-   -   KLIT-er-us or kli-TOR-us (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=23730)

Undertoad 10-12-2010 09:23 AM

KLIT-er-us or kli-TOR-us
 
Please vote.

Trilby 10-12-2010 10:51 AM

do you have money on this UT?

Undertoad 10-12-2010 11:11 AM

No, just curious.

Plus I thought it would be funny to have this thread topic show up on the new posts list.

xoxoxoBruce 10-12-2010 11:36 AM

tor

jimhelm 10-12-2010 12:25 PM

cure EE us, or CURE ee us?


eta: I think most latin based languages put the default emphasis on the second to last syllable. (with 'syllable' being an exception, of course.)

Flint 10-12-2010 12:43 PM

Would the respondants be telling us which one they find PREF-erable, or pref-ER-able?

footfootfoot 10-12-2010 12:47 PM

PRE ferrable

classicman 10-12-2010 12:49 PM

... Klit-or-US

footfootfoot 10-12-2010 12:49 PM

and remember to put the correct EM phay sis on the proper SYL obble

Pico and ME 10-12-2010 01:47 PM

It could just be that when I say clit-or-is you hear clit-er-us because I talk really fast.

SteveDallas 10-12-2010 01:57 PM

I personal would vote for the first, but clearly Jerry Seinfeld would pick the second one.

jimhelm 10-12-2010 02:28 PM

I'm just going to keep bumping the clitoris......


... thread

Trilby 10-12-2010 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 687975)
I'm just going to keep bumping the clitoris......


... thread

for as long as it takes?

jimhelm 10-12-2010 03:03 PM

i'm a very dedicated man

Gravdigr 10-12-2010 03:21 PM

I would like to request our Brit/Aussie Cellar ladies post a sound file of themselves pronouncing this beautiful word. Please?

Gravdigr 10-12-2010 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 687972)
I personal would vote for the first, but clearly Jerry Seinfeld would pick the second one.

Jerry Seinfeld couldn't pick his own nose. (The knuckle and the counter-clockwise swirl not-with-standing.):p:

Sundae 10-12-2010 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 687983)
I would like to request our Brit/Aussie Cellar ladies post a sound file of themselves pronouncing this beautiful word. Please?

At some point soon I will make your dreams come true.
Well - as far as simply saying clitoris goes anyway...

Not wanting to take away form the initial direction of this thread or anything... I've long wanted to set up an "exchange of words" where US Dwellars read a list for me (for me! Just for me!) so's I can work out some rhymes and humour. Fairy/ ferry for example - I can't make them sound the same in my head! In return I will say such sultry words as ferry, hairy, bury, schedule, data and pasta... ooooh - sexy!

FTR - CLIT-or-is
When I say it, more like CLIT-uh-isss
Or if it's on my lips... "Please, yes, just there, yes...."

Dagney 10-12-2010 05:51 PM

Don't care how you say it - just be sure you can find it ;)

BigV 10-12-2010 06:23 PM

Other: "nom nom nom nom"

xoxoxoBruce 10-12-2010 07:24 PM

I'll just motorboat around until I find it. :blush:

SteveDallas 10-12-2010 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 687975)
I'm just going to keep bumping the clitoris......

"You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate!"

Aliantha 10-12-2010 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 687983)
I would like to request our Brit/Aussie Cellar ladies post a sound file of themselves pronouncing this beautiful word. Please?

Why?

monster 10-12-2010 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 687961)
cure EE us, or CURE ee us?


eta: I think most latin based languages put the default emphasis on the second to last syllable. (with 'syllable' being an exception, of course.)

I disagree because I would say one of the main differences between brit and american english is which syllable is stressed.

toranokaze 10-12-2010 09:51 PM

Ether way they are good with jam

Gravdigr 10-13-2010 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 688039)
Why?

I think the accent is just sexy as all hell when saying risque words and stuff.

ZenGum 10-13-2010 05:38 AM

What the hell are you people talking about?

Trilby 10-13-2010 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 688100)
What the hell are you people talking about?

snort

casimendocina 10-13-2010 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 688086)
I think the accent is just sexy as all hell when saying risque words and stuff.


Get someone with a broad, nasally accent to say it (a la Kim in Australian Kath and Kim)-now, that would be incredibly sexy. (snort). :lol2:

monster 10-13-2010 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 688086)
I think the accent is just sexy as all hell when saying risque words and stuff.

hint: two totally different accents, confusing them does not pull the chicks.....

xoxoxoBruce 10-14-2010 12:49 AM

It doesn't matter, as long as they're foreign sounding. It's the foreign = exotic, thing.

Aliantha 10-14-2010 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina (Post 688240)
Get someone with a broad, nasally accent to say it (a la Kim in Australian Kath and Kim)-now, that would be incredibly sexy. (snort). :lol2:

HEHE....Yeah, plenty of Australian women sound like fingernails on a blackboard.

Gravdigr 10-14-2010 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 688259)
hint: two totally different accents, confusing them does not pull the chicks.....

Who is confused? Can I not like them both?

xoxoxoBruce 10-14-2010 01:44 AM

No, you'll like what you're told to like, worm. :lol:

Gravdigr 10-14-2010 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 688270)
It doesn't matter, as long as they're foreign sounding. It's the foreign = exotic, thing.

Nope. French accents, Italian accents do nothing for me. It's strictly a Brit and Aussie thing.

casimendocina 10-14-2010 02:17 AM

There's this guy at the bank who speaks in a bit of Arthur Daley "Minder" kind of accent (or if any of the Australians remember Tony Martin in the Late Show in the mid 90s with his "little bit wo, little bit way" imitation). He comes across as if he's trying to flirt with you, but the accent just makes me think he's dodgy. And seriously, wouldn't you have to get past the accent first to find a New Zealander sexy?

Trilby 10-14-2010 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina (Post 688298)
And seriously, wouldn't you have to get past the accent first to find a New Zealander sexy?

No. They know where the bibliotheque is!

xoxoxoBruce 10-14-2010 08:26 AM

I love it when you speak kiwi. :love:

Big Sarge 10-14-2010 01:06 PM

Kiwis are too fruity

Sheldonrs 10-14-2010 01:59 PM

The question before us; how to say clitoris.

Trilby 10-14-2010 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 688375)
The question before us; how to say clitoris.

I always thought "Chloris Leachman" was code for clitoris.

How could somebody name a baby Chloris???

Sheldonrs 10-15-2010 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 688383)
I always thought "Chloris Leachman" was code for clitoris.

How could somebody name a baby Chloris???

It was right after the divoris. :D

casimendocina 10-16-2010 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 688360)
Kiwis are too fruity

I think it's time for the "curry gate" story.

When I lived in Tokyo, there were some N.Z. surfie guys who lived upstairs. We'd drop into each other's apartments and borrow sugar and milk and generally just hassle (and if we were really lucky :lol2:, we might get to watch a bit of a surfing video ). One of them had realised his currency with Japanese females and was testing how much value he actually had. I'd gone upstairs to borrow something one Saturday afternoon and I was told that under no circumstances was I to drop up that evening as he had a hot date. So that evening, I was sitting around, reading or watching TV or something when about 8 p.m. there was a knock on the door. Surprised, I went to open it. There was the N.Z. neighbour with a somewhat roundish, plain Japanese girl-very surprising given that his usual type was more like what you'd see in anime. Even more surprising was that he'd made the journey downstairs after the very strongly worded instructions earlier in the day.

Highly amused, but keeping a straight face, I enquired as to how I could assist. He informed me that there was a weird smell in the hall and he was afraid that it was some kind of noxious gas and they'd called the police to come and check it out. The police turned up and trawled the hallways and sucked their teeth as Japanese police are wont to do and said the equivalent of "uuuuuuuuummmm" alot.

Turned out it was some Indians cooking curry in one of the other apartments. :lol2:

xoxoxoBruce 10-16-2010 10:17 AM

I was working at the Zion nuclear power plant, north of Chicago. There was some special coming up on HBO that I wanted to see, but the motel didn't get HBO. Packed up my shit, checked out, and headed over to the Holiday Inn, where it said HBO on the marquee. Going in the front door it smelled funny, but by the time I got to the desk it was overpowering... curry. The management was Indian, and the whole place reeked of it. If I'd stayed there, I'm sure everything I owned would have reeked too.

Gravdigr 10-16-2010 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 688574)
...Holiday Inn... The management was Indian, and the whole place reeked of it. If I'd stayed there, I'm sure everything I owned would have reeked too.

OK, that does it for me...never had curry...never gonna.

Also:

A Holiday Inn, managed by people from India? The hell you say.

xoxoxoBruce 10-16-2010 04:31 PM

And that was 30 years ago.

casimendocina 10-16-2010 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 688574)
I was working at the Zion nuclear power plant, north of Chicago. There was some special coming up on HBO that I wanted to see, but the motel didn't get HBO. Packed up my shit, checked out, and headed over to the Holiday Inn, where it said HBO on the marquee. Going in the front door it smelled funny, but by the time I got to the desk it was overpowering... curry. The management was Indian, and the whole place reeked of it. If I'd stayed there, I'm sure everything I owned would have reeked too.

The big question-how long would it have taken everything to air out? AND more importantly, did you get to watch the special on HBO?

Cross-reference to my tenant story. We pulled up the carpets two weeks ago to air the place out. All carpet batons have been pulled up as well. The back room still smells. :eek:

xoxoxoBruce 10-16-2010 08:34 PM

Air out? I doubt that was possible.
No HBO special for me.:(

footfootfoot 10-16-2010 09:31 PM

I like Indian food, but sometimes cumin can smell like really bad B.O.

Rhianne 10-16-2010 10:00 PM

No! Cumin is the King of Spices!

Clodfobble 10-16-2010 10:13 PM

♫ "I am cumin, and I need to be loved..." ♪

footfootfoot 10-16-2010 10:29 PM

How soon is dinner?

Gravdigr 10-17-2010 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 688663)
How soon is dinner?

As soon as Sundae purrs 'clitoris' and other nasty-isms for me.

Sundae: Shall I make a list?

wolf 10-17-2010 09:46 AM

I think it's only pronounced kli-TOR-us on Seinfeld.

jinx 10-17-2010 09:50 AM

Mulva?

Trilby 10-17-2010 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx (Post 688719)
Mulva?

Dolores!

GunMaster357 10-18-2010 08:05 AM

I pronounce "SLUUUUURP !"


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:04 AM.

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.