Moderator Election Thread
 

Please vote for no more than two people, to be Cellar moderators through the end of the year. The top two will be selected. The term of this office will be through 12/31/2011.

Candidates are listed in order of nomination.

The job is:

This is not a popularity contest but a way to figure out who should have additional power for the benefit of the community. Full disclosure: although I have the ability to see who voted for whom, I won't peek, I sincerely promise.

The vote will be open for five days, ending at approx. 11:59 am EST Jan. 11. (Or whenever I notice time is up.) Thanks all for participating.

I thought there was one more person nominated, but I got confused about the two different nomination threads.

By the way, do we ever use the sticky posts?

does Pico and me count as one or two?

The sticky posts are in the annual Dwellar NSFW threads.

Shouldn't it be Pico and myself? It doesn't matter since I don't want to be moderator anyway should Pico and I be elected.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Stop with the 'myself'! :lol:

So far, wolf is giving the finger to everyone else.

If you vote for Pico and Me, I am happy to inform you that, yes, its a twosome. Pico will love being able to moderate your asses. :D

Thank you Monster for considering us.

Wait, so you're not Pico? Then that means... NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Arghhh!

Pico is the canine hero(ine?), ME is just the sidekick with the opposable thumbs.

What? Improper use of reflexive pronouns?

Myself can't stand that!

Hang on, didn't Monster decline?
My apologies if this isn't the case!

how on earth did my name get up there?

this is some sort of Carrie joke, isn't it?

anyway - I'd made a horrible mod. I'm too emotional. Plus I hate some people and the power would just go to my head.

I'm surprised you guys don't know this about me.

Hey Bri, there are three people out there (and very possibly more) who think you'd do great. At least you're not in the doghouse like Pico and Me....:D

"doghouse" Arf arf arrroooooow!!!

lol

No, it means that you are me. Or that me is me. I don't even know anyone named Pico. Why is this happening? I just wanted to vote for a mod.

No, but why are you apologizing? No need to decline, I piss way too many people off to every be worried about winning :D

Instead of choosing between Glatt and Griff, couldn't we just combine them? Gliff or Gratt? That would be doubleplus awesome.

I thought of Glyph earlier then never got to posting it, but still this is an awesome cage match and I don't to see either of them lose, so they'll both have to die since there can be only one winner.

No but it's like that thing, in the old gladiator movie, where the one who dies first has an easy death, and the one who wins actually suffers far more afterwards, so the two friends are genuinely trying to kill each other in order to spare the other from a worse fate.

Three mods? Ease the burden?

Is there a stipend?

Is that like the opposite of a bellend?

Well we all knew that wolf was a shoe-in. Glatt and Griff are nose -to -nose. :)

It's Wolf and glatt. Thank you to everyone who participated in this years' moderator election.

Less is more. Congratulations 2011 Mods.

Thanks for your votes of confidence everyone. I'll try to do a good job.

You know, glatt, I've always liked you. [/preemptivebrown-nosing]

:lol:

Congrats you two.

I just noticed I have an edit button now for every post, right next to the quote button. I went to quote one of Clod's posts in another thread but hit the edit button instead without noticing. I was all like wtf? until I figured it out and hit cancel.

It's like you've been driving a car for a decade, and all of a sudden, you have another pedal on the floor next to the others.

Yeah I screwed up a tw post back in the day, that way. Gotta be careful!

Well, I am happy with the way the election went :)

Now they're elected, how soon can we start blaming all our economic woes on them?

I, for one, welcome our new glatt overlords.

Thanks wolf, thanks glatt for taking on this responsibility. Good luck to you.

NOW that he's safely elected as moderator it comes out the he is a turtle abuser.

just as long as he doesn't spank the monkey

or wax the dolphin

is jumping the shark okay?

What about fucking the Aardvark?


What?! Isn't that a saying too?

:D

So, what's your first legislative order of business, glatt?

I think...

shut down word association. I beg of you. You can revive pic association or song association or one of the ones that isn't just barfing out a word that rhymes or is mildly associated with the preceding word, but no more word ass!

:bolt:

:lol:

Only in Aarizona! :p:

Is there official word on toeing the camel?

There are a few threads I'd love to shut down, but I'm not going to. Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

But I have been poking around, trying to figure things out a bit. I amused myself briefly by reading a couple of the hidden posts of an unnamed annoying young girl who had been sent to Coventry as she figured out what happened and went away. Mostly, there's nothing juicy with my new super powers though. It's looking like this will just be work.

Heheheee, I don't want you to use your powers for evil, even if it is MY evil. :)

Must be interesting on that side of the fence, though.

Let the lobbying begin!

Congrats kids! Enjoy those super powers Glatt. :)

The people with wisdom and character have spoken!

Ah, it is a labor of love.

I also peek at the deleteds on occasion (don't worry, not often, people, just when I'm really curious), but I won't reference anything I've seen with my secret x-ray vision, just like Superman (as far as I know) never commented on Lois Lane's undergarments.

Thank you everyone, for supporting my continuing reign of terror (against spammers)!

Welcome, glatt.

Wolf,I knew you would succeed but I needed to vote for the two I nominated. It was the right thing to do. Congrats!

You can peek at my deletes anytime ;)

By the way I kept quiet at the time, for obvious reasons, but Emma's dying posts were simply hilarious to me. In the middle of it she realized that she was in Coventry and actually pondered why she is still posting if nobody is reading her. The fascinating thing: she kept on posting for another day.

Thanks. You, Bruce, and UT have been great, and I feel like a total newb. But I'm happy to help out.

I just banned my first spammer! That was actually kinda fun.

You always remember your first time.

Excellent nominations here. I'm sorry I didn't realize all this had happened while I was away, but I think a good choice was made. Sorry you missed out by a bee's dick Griff, but maybe next year mate. ;)

Actually, I voted for glatt! :)

:) and I voted for you.

If I saw that anywhere else, I'd call BS, but after the honesty and integrity the two of you have shown over the years I not only believe you, but I think thats one of the coolest things I read here in a very long time.

Nah, it's just that neither wanted the job. :)