NO it's OBVIOUSLY about ME
 

As your Supreme Final Arbiter, clearly this place was invented so that I could get all the interest of everybody, and your initial buy-in.

I am now announcing Cellar Phase VI, in which we are going to gather at a location I will soon announce, to create both a wonder that the world cannot imagine... and a catastrophe that it cannot bear. A work of art of unimaginable beauty... and a horror of deeply retched proportions.

I know that I can trust YOU, my brethren and sistren, to keep our secret concealed until the last possible, "final" moments. To begin the process, I will need one of your largest toenail clippings, in a small envelope. We will employ your DNA to produce your clear and unique last and superior message which we will deliver at the appointed time.

Those of you who have recently transgressed, you will have received private messages explaining why your posts were unworthy. You will have to consume, and at the same time BE consumed, by our final message, and not be a part of its creation. But you will already have received the gift of Understanding, and will experience the remainder of your days in a state of contentment.

Thank you, and let the procedure operate smoothly.

fart

Sistren?

Well (preens) it's obvious I'LL be invited.

I, for one, welcome our new Undertoad overlord.

He means cistern

http://www.phouka.com/tr/egypt/photo.../cistern01.jpg

It puts the lotion on its skin!

haggis!

I'm all about the new Underlord Overtoad.

It sounds like UT has commissioned mansouryar to construct a circular wormhole that takes us around the entire universe; but, dumps us out right back here.

[quote=footfootfoot;714656]He means cistern/QUOTE]

What about the brothern?

I haven't had a content day yet, why start now?

I hope there's alcohol in it. Or marshmallows.

What a great idea!

You're all deluded.

I'm the one it's all about, and it has been ever since I came here. None of anything here is about anything but me, and my word is final on every subject, so just STFU and listen!

what?

You heard me. STFU

Underlord, Overtoad,
Wombling freee...


all together now...

FIFY :3_eyes:

So what flavor is the Koolaid going to be ??
I vote berry berry

Cool. Is this going to be like the end of Fight Club? Or the end of Close Encounters? How about both?

<jumps with excitement>

This is Zen going to the other end of the scale. Someone asked him yesterday (I think) if he'd had a really bad day coz he seemed tetchy. Today, he's in excitement overdrive. Have you been taking something Zen? :)


:)

Actually, I've run out. :(

I'm tired so my response is :) as opposed to:lol2:

'We apologise for the inconvenience'?

Oh, shiiiiiiiit!:eek:

Fight Club's ending sort of irritated me. I am a watch a movie 20 more times, maybe kind of person. Fight Club was only good once.

More like the end of 'Oceans 11'.

The ORIGINAL.

Not the shitty remake.

I liked the remake.

That's always the problem with movies that rely on "spoilers." Once you know what happens if the movie's no good, then it really isn't a good movie.

There are movies that are still suspenseful even if you've seen them already.

I'm going to take the red pill. I get a fresh supply tomorrow and in support of UnderLord OverToad, will FedEx one to any dweller who has run out. Do we get to blow up Congress?

I can't believe that I ate the biggest toenail I've ever plicked yesterday. I'm still good to mail DNA but I'll never get close to the bonanza I had at my fingerlips 12ve hours ago.

UT, can I bring a book and my dog?

"...so I got that goin for me, which is nice."

this would have been more funnier if i had paid for it and saved it two weeks ago.

This made me want to vomit. (I guess that was the intention)

UT that was freaking hilarious! Hey that girl looks like me kind of. I do recognize the undertoad overlord as the supreme being.

massively winfilled.

hehehe

fun nonsense, as we are

We are monitoring your transmissions

bump

FANTASTIC!

Our friends infinity monkey and phlthijinx finally meet.

:lol2: I love filthy's camp hip action

:lol:

I so needed that laugh.

Thanks Mr Undertoad! ;)

Filthy is way camper than I expected too.
But wonderful all the same.
Made me laugh til I coughed and then I got a copper taste in my mouth and had to stop.

Can I turn it into a ringtone or something?

It made me so happy! :)

it.
what?

To paraphrase another fine fucker: brilliant pluckers!

this needs to be at the top of the forum. Not the other attention whoring thread. this one is way superior.

I've decided its about me.

more me!

You all want to destroy my soul! Stop talking about me please...this is never what I wanted!

Well this runs longer, and this version is even cut 42 seconds in the edit room.

UT you are a freaking genius!

:lol2:

I don't care what you call me, really. Just not (Shawn). ;)

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!

ps...before I figured out pilot's name I was always thinking it was pronounced something like 'putheljinx."

bwahahahaha! you were close though!

O.M.G. UT that was hilarious!

15 years ago that is.
:D
:lol2:

Mr UT that made me laugh.
Mostly because of the script.

And I thank you muchly for featuring me - still smiling!

No-one else has mentioned the difference between real life accent and cartoon accent, so I'd be an idiot if did. In fact it gave me extra snickers; Sundae in that clip is more of a Lady than I'll ever be.

How do you make those videos, UT?

Also, I can't quite understand SG’s last line.