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monster 03-23-2011 10:46 PM

Fuck off!
 
It just needed to be said.

As you were.

ZenGum 03-23-2011 10:55 PM

[/FUCK]

glatt 03-24-2011 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 718278)
[/FUCK]

*snort*

Trilby 03-24-2011 07:25 AM

I have a sore throat and IT can fuck off.

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 08:11 AM

Me too Bri.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck off fucker fucking fuck fuck fuck.

And fuck it!

Spexxvet 03-24-2011 08:25 AM

Me three. A liitle better today.

monster 03-24-2011 08:47 AM

Still no fucking passports.

My apologies to those who are offended by the title. Not sincere ones, but, you know.....

Apart from that it's all good.

monster 03-24-2011 09:00 AM

I just really enjoyed that I was posting in this thread while talking to the IRS on the phone :D

(actually they were very helpful, but I still enjoyed it)

monster 03-24-2011 09:01 AM

Now, do I suck up the $1/minute on top of the international phone call rate to attempt find out where the fuck my passports are that I was charged for weeks ago, or have I used up all my good call center karma for the day by having a productive one minute call with the IRS?

glatt 03-24-2011 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 718329)
Still no fucking passports.

Is it British or US bureaucrats harshing your buzz?

Edit: Never mind. I see it's the UK.

footfootfoot 03-24-2011 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 718333)
Now, do I suck up the $1/minute on top of the international phone call rate to attempt find out where the fuck my passports are that I was charged for weeks ago, or have I used up all my good call center karma for the day by having a productive one minute call with the IRS?

get skype. they have a plan where you call call land and cell phones. it's really cheap, quick, etc

what do you call a passport with no legs and no genitals?

still, no fucking passport.

monster 03-24-2011 09:20 AM

Right. They charge extra because we're overseas, then they outsource the complaints/info process who demand that you pay to talk to them and chances are they know fuck all because they're not the company doing the actual damn processing. I've paid near $300 for these passports and i have to pay $1.50ish per freaking minute so someone can tell me either they're going to make it or their not or they're lost but then they won't be able to actually do anything about it because they're not the people doing the processing?

monster 03-24-2011 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 718336)
get skype. they have a plan where you call call land and cell phones. it's really cheap, quick, etc

what do you call a passport with no legs and no genitals?

still, no fucking passport.

The international phone call won't be very high, but the $1/minute is on top of that -direct to the people you're talking to, just for them to talk to you. You have to have a credit card handy when you phone.

Trilby 03-24-2011 09:36 AM

because infinte monkey and spexx have sore throats I feel less lonely about mine.

And - did we three kiss each other or what?

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 09:38 AM

I don't remember that, but who knows? ;)

Spexxvet 03-24-2011 09:56 AM

Cyber french kiss threesome .... my first!

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 09:57 AM

You're a lucky, lucky man. ;)

Pete Zicato 03-24-2011 11:09 AM

I bought the video. It's pretty hot.

monster 03-24-2011 11:14 AM

You coulda just downloaded it from ewtube

Spexxvet 03-24-2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 718354)
You're a lucky, lucky man. ;)

I am.

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 11:26 AM

I don't know. Besides the throat, my ears hurt like hell, my head has a sick throbbing that is making me sick to my stomach. I'm dizzy and disoriented. I think I need to eat something.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Pete Zicato 03-24-2011 11:44 AM

Lemon drops will help with the sore throat. ibuprofen will help with the pounding head. And extra sleep will help with the rest.

glatt 03-24-2011 11:46 AM

And lunch will help too.

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 718401)
Lemon drops will help with the sore throat. ibuprofen will help with the pounding head. And extra sleep will help with the rest.

I have Halls with lemon. I can get some ibuprofen. And I did sleep for a day and half (well, not all the time, I read books too.) I feel like I should pour hot water in my ears though. Relieve the pressure or something. Will be in bed EARLY tonight. :)

Thanks buddy.

Pete Zicato 03-24-2011 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 718403)
And lunch will help too.

One big happy family!

:grouphug:

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 12:17 PM

:)

Lunch made me sleepier.

That's OK, I've got a lot on my plate this afternoon (pun only slightly intended) so between that and the Cellar my adrenaline will keep me going until 5 o'clock. :blush:

And the thoughts of a hot bath will keep me going until I actually get home. Errands. Crap.

Sundae 03-24-2011 04:24 PM

FUCK OFF to the people who have let me down this week.
Fuck you all. I wish you nothing more than that you suffer the same irritation and frustration I did.
Fuckers.

TheMercenary 03-24-2011 09:33 PM

Fuck is such a great word.

Trilby 03-25-2011 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 718395)
I don't know. Besides the throat, my ears hurt like hell, my head has a sick throbbing that is making me sick to my stomach. I'm dizzy and disoriented...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

me, too! I've the very same thing. I feel like hell.

All achy. I want to LIVE in a cup of hot tea.

infinite monkey 03-25-2011 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 718614)
me, too! I've the very same thing. I feel like hell.

All achy. I want to LIVE in a cup of hot tea.

Me too. That hot bath helped for about 15 minutes. And today people are unreasonable (last minute stuff) and my head it does throb and throat it does hoarse and my eyes they do water. But, four more hours (beauty of Friday is that we close at 5.) Sigh.

That and life is just so much fun with so much stuff to look forward to every single day I can barely contain my enthusiasm which threatens to bubble over and contaminate large areas causing rainbows to ray and flowers to sprout and birds to take wing and butterflies to break the chains of their coccoon and flutter happiness over all the little children.

Or...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :evil3:

Tulip 03-25-2011 12:44 PM

Poor Monkey. I hope you can rest over the weekend and things get better soon. :)

Pete Zicato 03-25-2011 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 718648)
And today people are unreasonable (last minute stuff)

I suppose it would be out of line to tell the students to fuck off?

infinite monkey 03-25-2011 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 718686)
I suppose it would be out of line to tell the students to fuck off?

Ha! Believe it or not they luvz me. My inner angry person has no bearing on my pristine customer skills. But wow I can't wait to turn off the crap. I'll scowl all the way home. :lol:

Thanks tulip and Pete. :)

Spexxvet 03-25-2011 03:00 PM

Mine started on the 14th. I feel much better, today. Didn't need to take pain killers.


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