WTF News
 

This is not really weird news it is so WTF it needed it's own thread.

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Win a Vasectomy From PETA!
It's a two-fer: Get your animal companion fixed, and get yourself fixed too! Human overpopulation is crowding out animal life on the planet, and dog and cat overpopulation is creating a euthanasia crisis that is a crying shame. Disappearing wilderness, vanishing water resources, and pollution is the price that future generations will pay for more human births, while losing their lives is the price that millions of homeless dogs and cats pay when guardians neglect to "fix" their companion animals.

Every year in the U.S., an estimated 6 to 8 million lost, abandoned, or unwanted dogs and cats enter animal shelters. The best way to combat the companion-animal overpopulation crisis is to have your cat or dog neutered. And with a global population of almost 7 billion humans, more of our species could use a (voluntary) snip too.
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Wow!The marketing department was in overdrive on the day they came up with that.

PETA is wacky, but I do think that over-population is the biggest problem we face.

Of pets or humans, or both?

I wouldn't trust PETA to line up the best vasectomy provider. Unless they let me pick the urologist, I'd pass.

Ha !

Haha...that's funny.

There is video also if you are so inclined... The media whores sure were.
I fit were up to me she'd have her kid taken away. That is SO f*cked up on so many levels.

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Not so much news as it is wtf question. "no stupid questions" though, right?

Are Christian girls more willing to engage in backdoor activities?

and you found that ... how? :eyebrow:

I had a female Indian friend in college who told me that Indian girls favored anal sex, not because it got around any kind of "sin" rules but because it preserved the culturally-critical virginity until marriage.

I just opened the link and there it was.

I was referring to bIgv

just doing a little background work. some deep research. trying to get to the bottom of things, you know.

eta:

"sodomy" was, and in some places still is, defined as "unnatural sex". and that, my friend, is worthy of an entirely different thread of its own.

Magnum Chocolate Hotel Suite
 

If I get anywhere near this, I'll be nibbling on the edges of the bedspread.

http://www.fembat.com/madness/the-ma...arl-lagerfeld/

UPDATE:

http://www.germanshepherdrescue.co.u...ry-potter.html


http://www.germanshepherdrescue.co.u...ry-potter.html

Canine star of Harry Potter film is now a shelter dog. ;(

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/446817...rnia-hospital/
Emma Coronel, the 22-year-old wife of Joaquin Guzman, crossed the border in mid-July and delivered her daughters at Antelope Valley Hospital in Lancaster on Aug. 15, the Los Angeles Times reported on its website Monday.

Coronel, a former beauty queen who holds U.S. citizenship, returned to Mexico after they were born. Because they were born in the U.S., her children also qualify for American citizenship.

I guess no other American citizen has ever returned to the US to give birth... or maybe it's so newsworthy because she's a beauty queen.

But then, so little happens in Lancaster, maybe it made the news because the hospital got to use their Labor/Delivery suite for the third time this year.... or maybe someone is playing the race card

FTFMSNBS

oh, crap. No, not race per se .I Left out the pertinent information.
She is the wife of Joaquin Guzman, a Mexican drug lord.

Maybe she just wanted better health care.

I too saw that sky, I thought I posted it somewhere...

It was definetly WTF. I am glad she had girls. I can't view them as future little drug cartels with American citizenship.

Now, what about poor old pad foot. I hope he finds a home.

Jack Donaghy and his wife Avery fled Canada to give birth to their daughter (so she would be eligilbe for President) but that was on a Tv Show, so...

An American citizen has her babies in America, making them Americans too.

And there was a thought that they were doing that to help business someday? Crap, there goes that war on drugs...previously SO successful now it's shot all to hell because some damn American Citizen had babies in America. It's done, people. It's over. We've lost.

*hangs head in shame and slinks away*

:lol:

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The issue has nothing to do with her, it is the father who is relevant.

Yes, that was my point too.

I must be missing something.

Taken on face value,she went back home. She obviously loves him and don't forget, he trusted her to come and do what's best for herself and her kids. What else is there to know? All is good. :p

Now who's going to adopt poor old pad foot?

Given that they're the kids of a drug boss, I'd say they're chances of becoming president are slim to start with.


Hang on, I just thought of the current field of candidates. Hmmm. Maybe not.

Isn't she his 4th or 5th wife? Given his profession, I shudder to think of what happened to the first ones.

Twin Peaks!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/....cnn?hpt=hp_t2

There's one of those near me. We almost accidentally went in once, and only realized just in time that it was a boobies restaurant with shitty bar food. :)

Oh Those Amish!
 

from AP, via Yahoo!News

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Hair. Mullet Bros. :lol2:

The Amish.

Always good for a laugh.



And a barn. Or quilt. Or a quilted barn.

The Mullets were jealous of his mullet

um what?

Oh my.

that's an old joke

Ahhh Baaach!

along the lines of "I was driving into a tunnel and I saw the sign that said "please remove your sunglasses when entering tunnel" and I thought, How did they know I was wearing sunglasses?

oh boy.

It was in a local newspaper. I think the guy also wrote in to say he and his family were upset by the slow children signs too! :confused:

Colton, OR has two signs at an intersection:

[ Colton Elementary School -> ]
[ Shooting Range -> ]

FAILBLOG recenly showed two signs on one post.

Children at play.
Shotgun hunting only.

Lions and Tigers and Bears!

IM be careful on the way home, girl! Don't get eaten. :D

Even scarier, Pico, my family is going to really near Zanesville (hocking hills) this weekend. Wouldn't it be totally freaky to see a tiger?

Just as long as it was from inside of their car.

Because they have been held in captivity for so long, I don't think these animals are going to be a real threat to anyone...but I certainly wouldn't want to test that theory.

:facepalm:


OMG...I just saw the other thread.

NEVERMIND.

:nuts:

You can never have too much stuff about escaped dangerous wild animals!

I know because that's been the chatter in the office. All. Day.

;)

Yabbut, they didn't excape. Dude let 'em out.


Popdigr and one of his hunting buddies hunted southern Illinois several yrs ago. Popdigr came back to the truck one morning to find his buddy already there. They had the typical conversation about what did ya see, etc. The plan was for hunting buddy to stay on stand all day, and Pop asked him why he got down early. He said that, about dawn, mountain lions started yowling, close. He didn't know what to think at first, then it dawned on him what he was hearing. He said every hair on his head stood up then. He also said that was the first time he'd ever hunted defensively, and did so all the way to the truck. Said he felt like he was back in Korea during the war. They talked to game wardens later that day, and were told that some guy just up the road had a dozen or so mountain lions in a huge pen, and that there were no loose/wild mountain lions in the vicinity.

They finished their hunting elsewhere.

Crazy old goat.

Lima beans is as good a reason as any.


:D

last night I heard on CBS that there are 2400 Bengal tigers left in the world and that dude in Zanesville had 18 of them and THEY WERE ALL SHOT BY LAW ENFORCEMENT. 18 Bengal tigers shot because some asshole decided to take himself out.

This upsets me.

Me too. It's very sad.

Our wonderful Gov Kasich let Strickland's ban on exotic animals expire. He said it wasn't workable.

In Ohio. Tenth in the nation in population density.

Kasich is a fart. Anything Strickland did he ripped apart. (I'm a poet and I know it.)

Poor guy was depressed and pissed off so he let all the animals go before killing himself. Fuck him. I hope there's a special hell for him.

http://www.onntv.com/content/stories...nimal-law.html

Why are we outsourcing our tigers?! They took our tigers' jobs!