hay fever tree jizz in my eyes-- I don't like it.
 

If I were a silvical porn star I'd be the one who wouldn't do money shots on the face. My fucking eyes are insane with eye snot and tree jizz. It's only day two and I've had it.

that's why god made touch typing and text-to-speech software.

rub a little antihistamine on it, nancy

It's like the Wild West here with the tumbleweeds of tree pollen rolling down the street. I've been popping the generic Claritin for the last few weeks. Seems to be working for the most part.

My eyes are giving me fits too. I'll be driving along, minding my own business, when, all of a sudden, I blink and when I open my eyes, eye snot!! Can't see nothing but opaque light. Good thing I got two. Eyes.

Heh, tree jizz...

Sounds like spring time in Savannah. May people say they never had allergies til they moved here. The trees in our area turn everything yellow for about 2 or 3 months. I just cleaned my HD of a yellow dusting and it has been sequestered in the garage for 2 months since my last ride. Shit sticks like pollen.

wait..... did I say pollen?

Are you pollen my leg?

My hayfever and other airborne allergies/sensitivities (like chorine and chopping onions) improved a zillion percent when I got contacts.

You might want to consider them. If you don't need vision correction, you could get really creative......

http://www.fashionflu.com/wp-content...act-lenses.jpg

Very interesting. I'd never thought of the fact that my contacts might protect me from eye irritant allergens. I've worn 'em for a long time, so I don't remember having allergies before I started wearing contacts and I don't have a lot of eye issues now even during the allergen season.

I might be tempted

Is that a CD in your eye? What is the music?

"I only have eyes for you"

Haggis!

One word: Pataday

Oh gawd, I hate eyedrops. Slightly less than nasal spray, but not much. I can't do either. I'm not a fan of eardrops either. I guess I have a thing about alien liquids in my orifices. Well, most of them.

I don't mind eyedrops, because they bring relief. What I don't like is how you can taste them afterwards. That's just creepy.

bad aim?

I've heard a few drops of Visine in one's drink will do bad things...I wouldn't want to taste it.

I can't be the only person this happens to?
Perfect aim, just the taste of the eyedrops a few seconds afterwards.

Like those people that take a mouthful of milk and get it to come out of their eyes... Except I don't do that. I try not to do anything deliberately nasty.

Grav - yes. Nasty side effects indeed!

Your eyes, ears, nose, and throat are all connected. When you put the eyedrops in, hold your nose. The drops will not be able to drain from your eyes. Wipe your eyes and let go of your nose - no taste.

Yeah, when I have a stuffed-up nose, and try to blow it, sometimes the air comes out of the inner corner of my eye.

For me it comes out of one of my ears.

Any orifice advance on ears? Can anyone get snot out of their pachenga or choccy starfish?

Well, if you pick your nose and eat it, it has to come out sooner or later.

fair point. Aussies are nothing if not practical...

what's a pachenga?

It's a term I stole from mymomsanerd.blogspot.com on facebook yesterday I looked it up and it didn't exist and I thought har.

she's a riot.

I'm pretty sure you'd have to drain the pool for that

Someone would complain about their swim class being cancelled.

I get it bad too at this time of year. Reactine is the only anti-histamine that works for me.

Triple the admission price and tell 'em it's a nutrient rich health bath. :yelgreedy

God, have it often enough and it could become a theme-pool. The placenta play-centre. Folks would be queueing up!