HELP ME!!
 

I can't stop eating....:( I've been sitting here after brunch. Ate a big bowl of rice with stuffs. Then I ate a box of marshmellow bunnies, then two eggrolls rolled in salad with noodles, and now a slice of cake. I don't want to be my sister's house bitch! We have this bet for me to lose 3 inches by June and now I've gained another! :thepain: Yeah..yeah...I know it's my fault. Just feel like whining. :p:

Sorry for the humongous pix. Too lazy to resize. :o

When ever you think about eating something, just imagine you have a mouth full of live cockroaches.

Let me know if that works.

Drink so much water that you feel like your tummy's gonna burst! This tip actually helps me somewhat. If I drink a couple of glasses of water one after another right before a meal, I do eat less.

@HLJ Chocolate covered cockroaches! Yum!

That's gross. And no, that won't help me. I can carry on a conversation about poop at the meal table without any problem. Yeah, I know I'm gross.

Sam: but I don't want to drink water...whine....because then I can't eat.... :lol: I had several glasses of water already. Let me go drink another. :D And go for a smoke. Maybe that will help

Btw, I just ate some fries. :blush:

Did you imagine them on their back,
with their legs waving,
tickling like feathers?

Maybe you're pregnant?

Oooor.. maybe you need to stop smoking so much dope?

Or have worms...?

don't you keep on eating but not gain weight, then? Or does the worm get fat and add to your weight?

I have no idea.
I just know they itch like buggery.

Wait, no. Worse.

Let's see, now...

Chocolate marshmallow bunnies, cake, and fries.

Why in God's name would you ever stop eating that? Or, how would you ever stop eating that...

:yum:

So, I had a hot fudge sundae after coming in from a smoke. Oh yeah, I had a popsicle after all those marshmellow bunnies, so sweet, hehe. I will stop eating now. My mouth have stopped chewing long enough for my brain to send the message that I am absolutely way too full! :p:

Uh...no, but I'll try that next time? :eyebrow: Hihi...btw, their legs don't tickle like feathers. Yeah, I know the feeling cuz I've caught them with my hands before. I just seem more and more gross, huh? Don't you wish you don't know me that well? :D :lol:

Nopes. I only look 4 months pregnant, but it's all fat. :rolleyes:

Hmm...not sure about the weight gain. However, a person who has worms will have a big, round stomach but skinny limbs. On the contrary, my ass is getting bigger and bigger each day. :thepain:

what kind of cake IS that ??

You know how the food sequencing goes. You eat something sweet, then you gotta eat something salty, then sweet again. After you've reached that certain level of sweetness, you gotta find something salty before going back to eating something sweet. :D You only stop when your brain finally kicks in and tell you to stop. :D

Chinese cake. It's coffee cake with custard (the yellow stuff) and fruit middle. It's very good. I personally only order the cake with icing, which is whipped cream. You should try it the next time you come to Houston. :D

omg. i don't EVEN know to begin. if you want to do your sisters laundry for a month then go ahead and eat! btw, thick is in now so gain a few pounds, hell i'd like to see it! fifm:would love to see it! :D

A tapeworm will do the trick. Those suckers can grow to incredible lengths - all wrapped up in your intestines, but they don't add hardly anything to your weight or cause an extended belly. They just siphon off your nutrition and grow longer and longer... I read somewhere that one person had a tapeworm so long that it extended into his mouth. That was probably a myth, but the rest isn't.

Back around the turn of the last century, hucksters sold bits of live tapeworm as a weight reduction aid. They worked, but the side effects were rather unpleasant. :eek:

Thank you for the info, Sam. :3_eyes: