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Nirvana 05-01-2011 09:49 PM

Osama Bin Laden is Dead!!!
 
So if he is dead does that make a difference in who will be elected next term?

zippyt 05-01-2011 09:58 PM

I just fixed a drink and we had a Bacon Toast in Honor of this Auspicious event !!

Big Sarge 05-01-2011 10:07 PM

Praise Allah! We have another martyr. Will his death end the war on terror? Doubtful

Uday 05-01-2011 10:17 PM

I hope it took a while.

Nirvana 05-01-2011 10:22 PM

It does say you can't hide from the US forever it only took 14 years :eyebrow:

monster 05-01-2011 10:36 PM

Obama confirmed it. w00t

SamIam 05-01-2011 10:56 PM

Can we please come home now? Support our troops! Get them out of Afghanistan!

Pete Zicato 05-01-2011 10:59 PM

I'm guessing that the Republican party is feeling really conflicted right now. This has gotta help Obama's numbers.

Big Sarge 05-02-2011 12:44 AM

Kudos to Merc. He is a former member of the unit that took bin Laden out.

elSicomoro 05-02-2011 01:26 AM

(NSFW)

Urbane Guerrilla 05-02-2011 02:28 AM

Okay, guys -- Easter Hymn:

O-sa-ma is dead to-day-ay,
A-a-a-a-al-la-hu A-akbar!
Said so on the first of May-ay,
Allahu Akbar!

The wife came in and told me the news. First words out of my mouth were, "Hm. Allahu Akbar."

It's also cool that tw must shut up about "and where is bin Laden?" now. Not that that will stop him from continually demonstrating his contemptible mentality, but it's still cool.

infinite monkey 05-02-2011 07:14 AM

Obama did what Bush wouldn't? Am I reading this correctly?

Must cause a real rift at the Bush/bin Laden joint family picnic.

Clodfobble 05-02-2011 07:48 AM

Well I'll be goddamned. I never would have imagined he was still alive after all these years. I, for one, had been absolutely convinced he'd been quietly or accidentally killed years ago. It's amazing that he hadn't released any more videos in so long, when the slightest message from him would have surely encouraged Al Qaeda fighters around the world. The CNN article said there was no phone or internet connection to the compound he was staying at... I wonder if they were protecting him against his will, to a certain degree.

Anyway, now's as good a time as any for the fucker to die. Good job, Navy Seals.

classicman 05-02-2011 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 729655)
Well I'll be goddamned. I never would have imagined he was still alive after all these years. I, for one, had been absolutely convinced he'd been quietly or accidentally killed years ago. It's amazing that he hadn't released any more videos in so long, when the slightest message from him would have surely encouraged Al Qaeda fighters around the world. The CNN article said there was no phone or internet connection to the compound he was staying at... I wonder if they were protecting him against his will, to a certain degree.

Anyway, now's as good a time as any for the fucker to die. Good job, Navy Seals.

Well put - I wholeheartedly agree.

Sheldonrs 05-02-2011 08:35 AM

I'm waiting for Trump to demand the long form death certificate.

classicman 05-02-2011 09:06 AM

Can you not be a petty asshole for one day?
Sorry silly question.

Nirvana 05-02-2011 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 729677)
Can you not have a pretty asshole for one day?
Sorry silly question.

I think this was meant for you Sheldon, I fixed it for Dave ;)

infinite monkey 05-02-2011 09:25 AM

To whom was it directed? :confused:

HungLikeJesus 05-02-2011 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 729677)
Can you not be a petty asshole for one day?
Sorry silly question.

Have we lost our sense of humor?

classicman 05-02-2011 09:35 AM

Perhaps he has, I know I haven't.

monster 05-02-2011 09:45 AM

You insensitive bastards, my osama bin laden was killed on 9/11.......


....what?

monster 05-02-2011 09:48 AM

Clodfobble, I agree -I too had assumed he must already be dead.

plthijinx 05-02-2011 10:01 AM

YESSSSSSSSssssssssss (makes fist and underhandedly pumps it back!)

classicman 05-02-2011 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 729687)
(makes fist and underhandedly pumps it back!)

Must be hockey season.

plthijinx 05-02-2011 10:10 AM

can we use osama's head for the puck?

i wonder.....if they confirm which soldier took him out, does he get the reward??

Spexxvet 05-02-2011 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 729691)
can we use osama's head for the puck?

i wonder.....if they confirm which soldier took him out, does he get the reward??

No - budget deficit and all .... you know.

glatt 05-02-2011 10:17 AM

I thought it was a bit weird that they dumped the body so fast in the ocean, but it makes sense. Apparently it's the Islamic practice to bury a body within 24 hours of death, and they didn't want there to be a grave that supporters could visit. This way, the US can't be accused of disrespecting the body by Muslims.

plthijinx 05-02-2011 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 729693)
No - budget deficit and all .... you know.


yeah i fingered that one. but they should at least officially buy him a beer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
I thought it was a bit weird that they dumped the body so fast in the ocean, but it makes sense. Apparently it's the Islamic practice to bury a body within 24 hours of death, and they didn't want there to be a grave that supporters could visit. This way, the US can't be accused of disrespecting the body by Muslims.

that and teh sea critters get to be fed!

plthijinx 05-02-2011 10:24 AM

:D


Nirvana 05-02-2011 10:26 AM

When you work for the government you don't get rewards ... ask anyone in the military :rolleyes:

Sheldonrs 05-02-2011 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 729677)
Can you not be a petty asshole for one day?
Sorry silly question.

Back at ya kiddeo.

Trilby 05-02-2011 10:37 AM

I thought it was funny, Sheldon. :D

monster 05-02-2011 10:38 AM

Seriously, all y'all are totally missing the point here.....

every season is hockey season.

(Was that comment really aimed at sheldon? really? for telling a joke that's all over facebook and so clearly found funny by many people? really? If it wasn't for the use of the word "he", I would have thought it was aimed at infi. Either way, it just deserves ignoring. Some days some people just get out of the wrong side of bed. Some people have beds with two wrong sides. No, I don't believe it was aimed at sheldon. I did have to check to see what I'd already posted.... maybe it was pre-posted in anticipation of something assholish by me. It's all about me.)

infinite monkey 05-02-2011 10:43 AM

My thoughts exactly. Thought the self-imposed jail sentence was to allow time to look for big boy pants. Was willing to let bygones be bygones, time after time saying nothing or chuckling at a comment. But I'm the only one he hates, in this thread anyway, and we know he and Shel are buddies.

Typical P/A.

Same old fucking crap. Different fucking month.

jimhelm 05-02-2011 10:44 AM

I'm slightly uncomfortable with the glee people I work with are expressing. Like it makes a fucking bit of difference at this point. They're practically high fiving each other. Go America! We got that fucker! in just 10 short years! wahoo!

jesus.

monster 05-02-2011 10:47 AM

I hear you, but it will be a big ego blow for the organized terrorists and that's gotta be a good thing. When I first glanced at your post, though the word glee jumped out, and my first thought was that they were making a musical about it. Now that would be too much.

Nirvana 05-02-2011 10:50 AM

I agree JH the glee is creepy and he was on the FBI most wanted since '97 so 14 years

Spexxvet 05-02-2011 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 729710)
I'm slightly uncomfortable with the glee people I work with are expressing. Like it makes a fucking bit of difference at this point. They're practically high fiving each other. Go America! We got that fucker! in just 10 short years! wahoo!

jesus.

Same here. I feel a sense of grim satisfaction. The celebration calls to mind this:

SamIam 05-02-2011 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 729699)
that and teh sea critters get to be fed!

Leave those poor sea creatures alone. They've been through enough!

Nirvana 05-02-2011 10:51 AM

Well IM I am sure you too have a "pretty asshole" :)

Nirvana 05-02-2011 10:54 AM

You know what I want to know WTF is wrong with the damn helicopters in this country? Why is it during critical missions the damn things crash?

Nirvana 05-02-2011 11:00 AM

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plthijinx 05-02-2011 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 729716)
Well IM I am sure you too have a "pretty asshole" :)

we may require picture of that to be sure! :D ;)

now in other news....

Quote:

CAIRO — A computer programmer, startled by a helicopter clattering above his quiet Pakistani town in the early hours of the morning Monday, did what any social-media addict would do: he began sending messages to the social networking site Twitter.
from here

Quote:

Eight hours and about 35 tweets later, the confirmation came: "Osama Bin Laden killed in Abbottabad, Pakistan," Athar reported. "There goes the neighborhood."

monster 05-02-2011 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 729722)

CAIRO — A computer programmer, startled by a helicopter clattering above his quiet Pakistani town in the early hours of the morning Monday, did what any social-media addict would do: he began sending messages to the social networking site Twitter.

why didn't he upload the footage from his smartphone to youtube?

plthijinx 05-02-2011 11:08 AM

good point! if i can do it from work after not riding a go kart for 15 years he surely could've done it too!

Sheldonrs 05-02-2011 11:11 AM

Best pick-up line ever: "Hey babe, wanna do the guy that put a bullet in Bin Laden?".

monster 05-02-2011 11:35 AM

Osama's compound on Google Maps

Read the reviews.

Urbane Guerrilla 05-02-2011 11:43 AM

So, in lieu of the $25M that can be folded back into DoD's budget, MoH and Navy Crosses all around? The shooter is likely to have a mighty good career in SpecOps.

Bravo Zulu SEALs.

Just hung out with a couple old Vietnam guys, Vietnam Veteran ball caps and all, in front of a Starbucks I frequent. Quiet grim satisfaction from these.

Even HuffPo expresses satisfaction, though necessarily less quietly.

classicman 05-02-2011 11:48 AM

Shel - I apologize - Totally got that wrong. I thought it was another person posting.
In rereading, I see it was meant as humor. Again, I apologize to YOU.

Monnie & Shaw - you both may continue to fuck off. Please don't let bygones be bygones. You have repeatedly said how much you respect & want honestly. I am well aware that you both dislike me and you both know the feeling is mutual from my side.
Have a Blessed day.

infinite monkey 05-02-2011 11:50 AM

Oh grow up.

Urbane Guerrilla 05-02-2011 12:05 PM

Infinite Monkey, the reason leftists inhabit the left of center portion of the spectrum is a demonstrable want of psychological maturity -- most often expressed in a seeking of a parent-figure in the State. Nanny State or Daddy State -- it's roughly the same thing. Do you really think you or for that matter any leftward sort has the standing to tell Classicman to grow up? We are talking about the dysfunctionality of an entire political philosophy here, since you bring it to the forefront.

glatt 05-02-2011 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 729734)
Shel - I apologize - Totally got that wrong. I thought it was another person posting.

So you read posts differently depending on who is writing them?

I think that's actually fairly common here, but I never heard anyone admit it.

Urbane Guerrilla 05-02-2011 12:10 PM

Maybe it went without saying -- but yeah. Sorta. Though likelier the blame really lies in the universal human tendency to hear not so much what somebody said, as the interior inputs of what the listener thinks and hears already -- that every received communication goes through the filter of the self before it gets anywhere near the reading-comprehension level.

It's a nuisance, as the only way to avoid it is to have no self nor memories at all. Which would be sort of like turning into a walking telephone, or other communications apparatus. Doesn't sound practical.

monster 05-02-2011 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 729734)
Shel - I apologize - Totally got that wrong. I thought it was another person posting.
In rereading, I see it was meant as humor. Again, I apologize to YOU.

Monnie & Shaw - you both may continue to fuck off. Please don't let bygones be bygones. You have repeatedly said how much you respect & want honestly. I am well aware that you both dislike me and you both know the feeling is mutual from my side.
Have a Blessed day.

:lol2:

Sheldonrs 05-02-2011 12:17 PM

Let us not forget why we are here. It is to celebrate the death of Osama Bin Laden. May all of his 72 virgins be big-dicked tops!

classicman 05-02-2011 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 729741)
So you read posts differently depending on who is writing them?

I think that's actually fairly common here, but I never heard anyone admit it.

Really? After coming here for about 7 years, yes absolutely. To not do so would be rather disingenuous, IMO.
Why wouldn't one admit that?

Nirvana 05-02-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 729745)
Let us not forget why we are here. It is to celebrate the death of Osama Bin Laden. May all of his 72 virgins be big-dicked tops!

HERE! HERE! :D

plthijinx 05-02-2011 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 729750)
HERE! HERE! :D

yes indeed! now. let's go farting!

monster 05-02-2011 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 729746)
Really? After coming here for about 7 years, yes absolutely. To not do so would be rather disingenuous, IMO.
Why wouldn't one admit that?

So you are admitting to reading posts with a view to picking a fight, because that comment was funny regardless of who posted it and yet you respond with

Quote:

Can you not be a petty asshole for one day?
Sorry silly question.


- - -
sorry folks, that will be my last comment on that, but really......

classicman 05-02-2011 01:00 PM

No your assholiness. I never said I read a post to pick a fight - thats your game.


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