The thread for jasonR
 

Yes, you have been noticed jasonR. You have currently made a total of 4 posts and yet you have neglected to post a thread announcing yourself. So, since you seem to be too shy to do it yourself, I made you a thread. Now you can tell us about yourself and where you hid the bodies. Also, I summon someone more funny than I to post a quiz for the new person. If they are actually new and not just a haunt.

Don't be intimdated, Jason. :welcome:

It's just that the last noob we had was off his/her rocker and still hasn't fully gone away.

So long as you aren't that person, things are cool.

Jason

1. Are you deaf? If so, do you have an assistant?

2. Are you a dirty bird?

3. Do you keep a can of wasp spray by the bed?

4. Has your landlord recently died?

5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Did they probe you?

6. What are your thoughts on the elderly?

7. Do you fart when you cum?

8. Have you ever been possessed by demonic forces, ie voted as a democrat?

These questions—and many others—will be answered in the next episode of Soap

Excellent American television reference there, Dana.

Ohh man. Great show. Had a real cult following in the UK. It was one of those shows that my whole family watched together.

Imagine what life was like with Susan Harris - if I remember, that was the show's writer. No sane person could have written those scripts. Except maybe JasonR who is currently writing the world's best reply.

That's very funny.

Could it be that jason has Jilted us? :rolleyes:

Was Katherine Helmond acting? I think not! ;)

Man, no attention from jasonR? Its been almost 24hours...this is not good for my ego!

9. Are you a large-breasted man?

10. Are stalking Gravdigr?
;)

Very good question.

11. Have you ever fucked a chicken with a stalk of celery?

Be honest.

12. Have you ever dyed a hobo?

13. Have you ever known, worn or otherwise owned a merkin?

Does anyone have a used merkin for sale cheap?? The bald spot on my head is growing & I thought a merkin might cover it well

Do you think so, dickhead?;):p:

And why not? Do you think you are better than us?

14. Have you ever been bitten by a capybara?

15. If you had to choose: monster under your bed; or, monkey on your back?

Just one monkey?

Maybe he's a lurker. I like lurkers. :headbag:

16. Have you ever visited kunilexus?

17: What is how many years have beest and monster been married?

an infinite number of them I'm sure.

Yeah, but it's a really mean Monster!

i'm confused again. i thought beest was a she. i saw a picture recently and she had a pony tail. she was doing something related to paintball and was slightly bent over. she had a pretty nice shaped ass

NSFW

yes, we are lesbiotic

And your children were all immaculate conception

Does that work for Atheists too? ;)

No, we bought them at walmart

Fuck jasonR with a board full of nails!


(If niceness didn't work, maybe he's a masochist?)