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Nirvana 05-23-2011 02:19 PM

Tornado!! :eek:
 
Yesterday afternoon my hub and I were feeding cows, he was driving the loader tractor, trees falling down behind him. I was walking Barney the foster calf back to his pen. I saw the rotation coming right for us. All I could think was we might be going for a ride Barney! :eek: My heart was pounding and then I got very calm.The "rotating cloud" lifted up off the ground higher and went over us.

The rain came pounding. After it slowed we went to count the cows and calves in the pasture. One had been picked up or blown into the acre pond we have. She was 4 days old and didn't have a chance, she drowned. :( We have lived here over 25 years and never had an animal drown in the pond.


Poor Suede the cattle dog it must have picked him up and dropped him too. He was sore today and will barely come out of his house. I checked him over when I finally found him last nite, he seemed all right except he acted extremely stressed.


One of the trees that was blown over in the pasture was a huge wild Cherry tree. Wilted Wild Cherry leaves are poisonous to cattle. We had to break out the chain saws and pull the leafy branches to the other side of the electric fencing plus pick up as much of the leaves as we could. We started feeding at 5:30pm by 6:15 this tornado hit, [the national weather service is calling it a "gustnado" but I saw it f that!] we got in the house at 10:30pm.

There are very few houses out here but it did take the neighbor's garage roof off.

The junction box for the phone lines in the area was hit by lightning no phones until now. Scary shit! Nothing like what happened in Joplin but I don't ever want to see that coming at us anytime soon! The only thing you can do is bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!

Those poor people in Joplin MO :( This was stressful enough!

Clodfobble 05-23-2011 02:21 PM

Holy crap, Nirvana! I'm glad you're okay.

monster 05-23-2011 02:31 PM

:bolt: :eek:

there is no swirly-whirly tonado smiley.

glad you're ok, sorry about your calf and dog.

BigV 05-23-2011 02:32 PM

I'll get the rapture joke out of the way--are you sure the calf wasn't just the only innocent one suitable for being taken up?

Ok.

Nirvana, I'm so glad you're ok. No tornado rides for you! I've seen first hand the devastation heavy weather like this can wreak. You're very lucky. Very lucky.

glatt 05-23-2011 02:39 PM

I'm glad you are OK Nirvana. That's really scary.

HungLikeJesus 05-23-2011 02:40 PM

I think my next house will be a cave.

Nirvana 05-23-2011 03:04 PM

The calf was only 4 days old! The most innocent! :(

It never went near my house, there would have been lots of flying dogs! If a tornado can suck you out of the basement what is a safe place?

Pete Zicato 05-23-2011 03:31 PM

Glad you guys are ok. What do you do with the dead calf? (city boy)

Be sure to split and dry that cherry wood. Great for BBQ. (Might as well get some use out of it). I pay good money for cherry chunks.

Nirvana 05-23-2011 03:50 PM

Cherry wood back up your pickup its yours :D

We have a front loading tractor and 40 acres, we buried her.

Pete Zicato 05-23-2011 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 736017)
Cherry wood back up your pickup its yours :D

Tempting. But unless you're close to Chicagoland, it probably wouldn't be worth it. I bet there are bbq-ers in the area that would take it off your hands.

Nirvana 05-23-2011 03:58 PM

There are plenty of outdoor meth labs. :right: Someone will ask about it :eek:

I am roughly 80 miles from you, probably gas cost prohibitive :)

footfootfoot 05-23-2011 04:03 PM

holy mackerel Nirvana. That is sad and impressive about the cow. Poor dog, too.

Extra bacon rations for all the dogs I say!

kerosene 05-23-2011 04:39 PM

Crazy, Nirvana! I think I would freak out in that situation. I cower in fear when I see a dark cloud nearby and my house has no basement!

Nirvana 05-23-2011 04:46 PM

We have no basement. Nearest ditch is 1/2 mile. Its amazing how calm you get when you think your ass is grass! [ endorphins?] It was almost like watching the beginning of the Wizard of Oz in slo mo

Nirvana 05-23-2011 05:21 PM

Just heard on the news what we had here was an EF1 whatever that means

HungLikeJesus 05-23-2011 05:44 PM

Really? By your description it sounded more like an HS#2.

Nirvana 05-23-2011 06:52 PM

When you see it coming right at you, OF comes to mind before HS ;)

footfootfoot 05-23-2011 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kerosene (Post 736033)
Crazy, Nirvana! I think I would freak out in that situation. I cower in fear when I see a dark cloud nearby and my house has no basement!

I see what you did thar.

wolf 05-23-2011 07:37 PM

One's heading toward Allentown according to the emergency alert crawler.

Wonder if Billy Joel will have to do a new verse for the song.

Clodfobble 05-23-2011 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana
Its amazing how calm you get when you think your ass is grass! [ endorphins?] It was almost like watching the beginning of the Wizard of Oz in slo mo

That's a good survival instinct. They've done studies revealing that people who are totally relaxed during car crashes (e.g., very drunk people) usually walk away with far less substantial injuries than people who are tense and scared shitless. If your muscles are tight, the force will tear them. Relaxed, and you'll just flop around until you stop.

Griff 05-24-2011 05:37 AM

Scarey freakin stuff, I'm glad you're okay.:eek:

infinite monkey 05-24-2011 07:30 AM

Yikes, 'vana! Me too glad you're OK. So sorry about the cow. :(

We had some more warnings last night. More this spring than I ever remember before. The last media-induced scare (well, the do exaggerate a bit) was funny in retrospect, because the sirens didn't go off in our town until well after the system had passed. I thought that was true, but since I live outside of town I thought maybe the alarm was drowned by rain and wind sounds. My friends in town said, no...about 15 minutes after it all had passed our alarms kicked in.

Nice. ;)

classicman 05-24-2011 08:13 AM

Holy Cow! Glad you are ok. Very scary stuff.

I saw one up close and in person - no thanks.

sorry bout the animals.

monster 05-24-2011 09:31 AM

How is the dog today, Nirvana?

BigV 05-24-2011 11:55 AM

glatt and others--

some other thread discussed the uselessness of weather radios for alerts for dangerous weather/flood/etc. Here's something that I think will fill the bill for you. Coming soon: weather alerts to your cell phone.
Quote:

The U.S. government and local authorities will soon be able to reach people directly on their cellphones to warn them of imminent danger or alert them about missing children — even in the middle of a widespread emergency that overloads communications systems as happened after the Sept. 11 attacks, officials said Tuesday.

The emergency alert system will be used only for critical national messages from the president, information in life-threatening situations and Amber Alerts meant to widen the search for missing or abducted youngsters, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced Tuesday. He was accompanied by Federal Communications Commission Chairman Julius Genachowski and Federal Emergency Management Agency Administrator Craig Fugate.

The system, set to launch by the end of the year in New York City and Washington, D.C., will spread to most if not all U.S. cellphones in the next few years as people replace their old phones with new devices containing a special chip that will enable them to receive the messages. They will receive the alerts free of charge.

glatt 05-24-2011 12:13 PM

Sounds like a good idea, but I know how these things work. Soon, they will be texting us that using seat belts will save lives. Oh, and time to set the clocks back. Power corrupts.

monster 05-24-2011 01:03 PM

There'd better be an optout.

BigV 05-24-2011 02:02 PM

do you believe the current incarnation of the emergency broadcast system has been corrupted like you imagine the phone based one might be?

wrt optout==powerswitch.

monster 05-24-2011 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 736356)
wrt optout==powerswitch.

/=. I would still want to hear from my loved ones.

infinite monkey 05-24-2011 02:34 PM

wrt==wtf?

WRT With Regard To
WRT With Respect To
WRT World Rally Team
WRT With Reference To
WRT Web Runtime (cell phone application)
WRT Wrought
WRT Walter Reade Theater
WRT Westchester Reform Temple
WRT Wallace Roberts & Todd
WRT Workforce Review Team (National Health Service body responsible for workforce planning in England)
WRT Water Restoration Technician (Institute of Inspection, Cleaning and Restoration Certification)
WRT Wealth Replacement Trust
WRT Workshop on Refactoring Tools
WRT Water Round Torpedo
WRT Wildlife Rehabilitation Today (magazine)
WRT Welcome Real Time (Aix-en-Provence, France)
WRT Windowed Radon Transform
WRT Wireless Receiver/Transmitter
WRT World Roofing Technologies (South Africa)
WRT Writer's Round Table
WRT Warrior River Terminal Company
WRT Wastewater Retention Tank

BigV 05-24-2011 02:34 PM

actually, the story does indicate that some alerts are optoutable, but "presidential" (wtf?) alerts would still come through.

BigV 05-24-2011 02:35 PM

wrt == with respect to

infinite monkey 05-24-2011 02:36 PM

Why does it equal it twice?

Nirvana 05-24-2011 02:37 PM

And so those of us who are "Amish" [no cell phone] would be SOL?

BigV 05-24-2011 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 736370)
Why does it equal it twice?

I use it in this way:

Quote:

In some programming languages such as PHP a double equals sign ("==") denotes equivalence, meaning that the variables may not be of the same data type, but their values can be reduced to the same value.

infinite monkey 05-24-2011 02:58 PM

Ahhh...gotcha.

glatt 05-24-2011 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 736356)
do you believe the current incarnation of the emergency broadcast system has been corrupted like you imagine the phone based one might be?

No I suppose not, but the local emergency text alert system is used to announce flyovers and street closures as well as real emergencies. So most people who signed up for it initially after September 11th have now opted out.

monster 05-24-2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 736377)
Ahhh...gotcha.

It's the modern day equivalent of a pocket protector.

BigV 05-24-2011 05:19 PM

I'm flattered monster. Thanks. :)

morethanpretty 05-24-2011 08:46 PM

Tornado supposed to hit my area in a few minutes. I'm hanging out in the bathroom for now.

Griff 05-24-2011 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 736449)
Tornado supposed to hit my area in a few minutes. I'm hanging out in the bathroom for now.

Stay there kid!

classicman 05-24-2011 08:52 PM

JFC!!!! Keep your head down! Post when you get out if you can!

morethanpretty 05-24-2011 08:54 PM

Warning has been cancelled. Time to go look outside!

morethanpretty 05-24-2011 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 736455)
JFC!!!! Keep your head down! Post when you get out if you can!

I honestly don't feel like if my house gets hit directly that even in the bathroom, I'll be safe. So why spend my last moments bored or cowering in fear? Plus I need my comp to check the weather.

morethanpretty 05-24-2011 09:03 PM

Wish I'd used my camera instead of my phone :(. Well here is a pic I got. Kinda caught some lighting. I love bad weather...I know I'm crazy.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5221/...dca5946823.jpg

glatt 05-25-2011 07:42 AM

That one that went through Joplin, I doubt even being in the basement would help you.

BigV 05-25-2011 10:58 AM

Another spring day, another swarm of tornadoes.

I have people near OKC. They called this morning and they're ok. My Aunt told me that there was circulation in the area the entire time, but no touchdowns. They live just a few miles from El Reno where several people died. They said they had hail and rain and wind, and it was scary as hell.

infinite monkey 05-25-2011 11:04 AM

TORNADOES: the new tsunami!

HungLikeJesus 05-25-2011 11:33 AM

Tornadoes: the new rapture transport vehicles!

skysidhe 05-25-2011 11:42 AM

funny :)

Spexxvet 05-25-2011 02:02 PM

Tornadoes: For those missed by the flood

Griff 05-26-2011 07:23 PM

Our turn tonight. Baseball sized hail down in Schuykill county. So far the tornado stuff has moved just West but we have quite a front bearing down on us.


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