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Datalyss 07-12-2011 12:20 AM

I'M BACK, if anyone gives a frak.
 
Yeah, I'm back...again.

I only ask that you try to get use to calling me Datalyss, not Drax, ok. :)

jimhelm 07-12-2011 01:00 AM

Putz!

Datalyss 07-12-2011 02:36 AM

Oh Jimmy, you're such a delight. :neutral:

Dracks 07-12-2011 07:17 AM

oh hai! Welcome back! :welcome:

classicman 07-12-2011 08:02 AM

The Draxinator returns. Whats up dude? Where ya been? How's life?

Sundae 07-12-2011 08:09 AM

Hey Draxxie, long time no see.

monster 07-12-2011 09:13 AM

Quote:

In 2011, the Clown-controlled Cellar of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Drax Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The frak bill? The Intollerbaly Irritating Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised fraks, in an effort to collect more revenue for the tip jar. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the Cellar Dwellars sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will dredge exactly the same amount of care as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-r-a-x fraktor. "Drax fraktor" economics.

infinite monkey 07-12-2011 09:16 AM

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Laffer Curve? Like Larry Laffer?

Really? Hey, you know what, it is true that I've never seen Draz Draz Disco Jazz in the same place as Larry Laffer at the same time. Hmmmm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leisure_Suit_Larry

Datalyss 07-12-2011 12:48 PM

Bye.

classicman 07-12-2011 01:03 PM

again? so soon? Whats the matter? Don't let the monkeymonster get to you.

infinite monkey 07-12-2011 01:06 PM

Please don't go. Who will crasswhore talk to in Word Ass?

jimhelm 07-12-2011 01:25 PM

Putz!

wolf 07-12-2011 03:06 PM

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DanaC 07-12-2011 03:18 PM

Draxxie...Don't go! Noooooooooooooooo!


(seriously, don't take it to heart :p)

plthijinx 07-12-2011 05:55 PM

wait! huh? whaddeye miss?

Pete Zicato 07-12-2011 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 744414)
wait! huh? whaddeye miss?

Nothing really. Drax just dropped in for the purposes of flouncing right back out.

monster 07-12-2011 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Datalyss (Post 744284)
Yeah, I'm back...again.

I only ask that you try to get use to calling me Datalyss, not Drax, ok. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 744300)
The Draxinator returns. Whats up dude? Where ya been? How's life?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 744305)
Hey Draxxie, long time no see.

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 744355)
again? so soon? Whats the matter? Don't let the monkeymonster get to you.

'scuse me? Looks like you were the first to poke the dead horse byt doing what he explicity begged us (not) to do...... and neither the monkeh or I called him drax at all....... you're such a dick.

jimhelm 07-12-2011 08:06 PM

Putz!

monster 07-12-2011 08:07 PM

try this

http://mcswellbeing.co.uk/images/1016_Gasex.jpg

jimhelm 07-12-2011 08:08 PM

פּאַץ

monster 07-12-2011 08:16 PM

not the whole bottle!

monster 07-12-2011 08:18 PM

oh no! I killed Jimmeh!

Rhianne 07-12-2011 08:37 PM

I didn't understand any of this until I realised it said 'I'M BACK' and not 'I'M BLACK'. I guess there's a history of hurt feelings somewhere.

jimhelm 07-12-2011 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 744424)
פּאַץ

Is putz in Yiddish!

Flint 07-12-2011 09:00 PM

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toranokaze 07-12-2011 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 744431)
Is putz in Yiddish!

I should submit it to a tattoo shop titled "bad ass"

Nirvana 07-12-2011 09:21 PM

:lol: @ toranokaze

DanaC 07-13-2011 07:42 AM

I did call him Draxxie. For comic effect.

This is the cellar, If someone comes back and says 'all i ask is that you don't say X'

the next post is always likely to be someone saying 'X'.

Had his response to that been 'very funny. But seriously, I really hate that name now and it makes me feel uncomfortable' then that would most likely have been respected :p

monster 07-13-2011 10:02 AM

Right, we all get that, we were all in the same vein and then suddenly two of us are singled out by another "offender"? What's with that crap? oh wait, he's a dick.

infinite monkey 07-13-2011 10:12 AM

Yep! Dickus Minimus.

You putz your right hand in
You putz your right hand out
You putz your right hand in
And you fap it all about

You do the horsey pokey
And you turn the shit around
That's what you're all about!

Datalyss 07-17-2011 03:15 AM

Ok, ya'll can Drax me all you want. However, since I know it's just your patheti c attempts to anger me, don't expect a response.

DanaC 07-17-2011 05:09 AM

It's not an attempt to anger you Datlyss. It really isn't it. It's just a general contrariness :p


That and, speaking for myself, I always liked 'Draxxie' as a nickname for you.



But anyway. If you really, really hate it that much. Data it is.

Undertoad 07-17-2011 11:08 AM

The Cellar: It's all about YOU!

Datalyss 07-17-2011 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 744914)
Bn't ut anyway. If you really, really hate it that much. Data it is.

Whatever you wish, but I ain't no damn android in Starfleet either...Dana.

Datalyss 07-17-2011 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 744924)
The Cellar: It's all about YOU!

But I don't want it to be. All I want is for us to respect each other.

Bullitt 07-17-2011 02:40 PM

Respect is earned by one's interactions within a community. Not given just because it is requested. Welcome back.

DanaC 07-17-2011 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Datalyss (Post 744935)
Whatever you wish, but I ain't no damn android in Starfleet either...Dana.

Well, I'm not typing Datalyss every time. Make you choice: you're Data or you're Lyssy.

classicman 07-17-2011 05:49 PM

What dana said - Pick something with 5 letters or less and we'll call you that.

morethanpretty 07-17-2011 09:57 PM

Thank god my hated nickname is too long for you lazy sods. I accept MTP just fine.

Here is a story for you Datalyss (see I even bothered with the redundant "s"):
As a little girl I had an AWFUL nickname my parents gave me. It was down right mean but they thought it was so fucking cute. Anyway, my older brother took to calling me by this nickname when I was in the awful awkward ages of pre-teen angst, and it pissed me off. For a week he did this to me, made me cry and threatened to tell the kids I went to school with. Then, an idea hit me: just accept the name and act like its no big deal. Treat it as if it didn't bother me. This had 2 results: I honestly stopped being bothered by it, and he stopped calling me by that name within a day. I don't think I've heard it since 'cept as a "do you remember when...." story.
This method also worked for the "George" nickname he decided to give me out of the blue one time also.

So the moral of the story, if something (like a nickname) bothers the fuck out of you, don't let others know it and they probably won't be as amused by using it. That's not to say you can't go "I prefer _____ over ______" but overreacting to something as ridiculous as a non-derogatory nickname is not the way to avoid getting called by it.


For the overly curious: my stupid childhood nickname was 'Middy Poo Pot.'

ZenGum 07-17-2011 10:06 PM

That's not a nickname, that's child abuse.

Clodfobble 07-17-2011 11:30 PM

A friend of mine's dad called her "Bubble Butt," frequently and in front of friends, all the way through high school and beyond.

monster 07-18-2011 09:49 AM

We have Heebie Jeebie...... who is absolutely determined to never be embarrassed at anything I do or say.... that's my kind of challenge....

Lola Bunny 07-18-2011 10:49 AM

Hello Datalyss! Sorry, I don't remember you too well, so I won't have any fond nicknames. :p: I will call you Datalyss. :D Stick around!


MTP: Ehem...what was your childhood nickname? :angel:

monster 07-18-2011 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 744995)
For the overly curious: my stupid childhood nickname was 'Middy Poo Pot.'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola Bunny (Post 745059)
MTP: Ehem...what was your childhood nickname? :angel:


Lola Bunny 07-18-2011 11:56 AM

:D Was too lazy to go back and read the old posts. :p:

sexobon 07-18-2011 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola Bunny (Post 745067)
:D Was too lazy to go back and read the old posts. :p:

Funny Bunny



... must remember that bunnies are cute ...


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