Riddle me this, haiku man!
 

What am I? Haikus:

"What am I?" Haiku. These act like a riddle. The writer uses the Haiku to describe something.
The reader tries to guess what the guess what the poet was describing after reading the Haiku.



So, in this thread
1. WRITERS: posts a haiku

2. READERS: CUT AND PASTE the Haiku in their thread and try to guess
what the person is describing

3. WRITERS: try to acknowledge the right answer. cut and paste it into your congrats post


4. WRITERS : can add other Haiku's to be guessed at any time


I’ll start:

We three see nothing
forever scavenging food
your house is our home

Cool idea for a thread!

This would be the famous sightless rodents who suffered knife wounds to their tails, would it not?


Hmmm ...

Colours in the sky
Intensity is intense
Meaning is unknown

OMG a full-on double rainbow!


Like a cowboy hat
Every asshole gets one
Sooner or later

An opinion?

Yes! Kudos to ZenGum for correctly answering The Three Blind Mice"!

All black and white
noticed mostly in the night
I am a scent-sation

nope

What is a skunk?

A tattoo?

ha ha, very, very close.

Earring?

What do a cowboy hat and a hemorrhoid have in common?

A swollen or sweaty rim? :eek:

:lol:

DING DING DING! 100 points for Foot!

Sooner or later every asshole gets one.

A laugh? :sniff:

a hemmoroid?

oh how cute, a bear
and it's cubs! kissy kissy..
argh squelch gush ugh uh

Did Beast make it back alive from Yellowstone? Or is this how you are breaking the news?

I do not yet get
The answer to footfoot.
monster: Goldilocks?

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Meant to embellish
But I bristle at your touch
When you take that tone

The Darwin awards?

Smartphone?


Nigh on seven bits
of the woes of this sad world
The King is to blame

it is cubs?
Monster?
is it you?

Not a smartphone


England?

What?

Bear poop? :confused:

:(

No idea who is taking turns where.
So bugger it, I'm putting one out there anyway.

This refers to which recent thread?

Some trees need to fall.
Even if sustainable
Are their functions met?

I'm going to pout if no one will guess at mine. I thought it was clever, but easy.

:mad:

Clues! Give!
Thread or Dwellar or recent event or WHAT?!

Soz - late to this and feeling left out :(

Mine: an item people use for something. :lol:

Is riddle.

As to yours, I'm thinking of the old "if a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to hear it..."

Now I would say lipstick or make-up brush.
But you say "people" not "laydees"

I will keep guessing.

Brush has to be part of it thanks to the clever use of bristle.
If'n it's a hedgehog then you're a plum and I don't like it.

Paint brush?
Better guess

Actually, I'll take make-up brush because it fits the riddle just as well...I was thinking of a paintbrush.

DING DING DING

Sundae is the wiener!

Ha! Synchronized posting. You posted while I was looking up how to spell wiener. Yep! :)

I have no wiener (taking your spelling) but I'll eat one!
Is that my prize? It's a good'un.

My riddle was referring to a particular recent thread.

mine was the yellowstone hiker who was killed by a bear. sorry I did not guess one or wait my turn, internet time/battery was limited

Subservient frog
And yet not quite -different
webbed amphibian

see there I go again. pure evil. me. me. me.

Ahhh. Current events. Good subject.

Has anyone guessed Zen's?

Duck billed platypus?

Woodchuck Rapture?


Half a point?

Undertoad?

Which is a clue to

Nigh on seven bits
of the woes of this sad world
The King is to blame


Another clue: a bit is 12.5 cents.

The dollar menu at Burger King?

That would be eight bits
this is six and four fifths bits
out of a hundred

I don't know how to convert bits. I'm totally confused. Does it have something to do with the US deficit?

A new one:

Blink blink blink blink blink
Light up as if I should care.
I do not answer.

A bit is 12.5 cents, originally it was half a quarter, that is, half of 25 cents. Hence you'd put in your two bits worth = 25c.

You're gonna spit when you get it.

Six and four fifths bits
of the woes of this sad world
The king is to blame.


You are at work, and there is a call waiting in your voicemail.

So...85?

ARGH. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!


ding ding ding! :blush:

Actually I think it's one of those decoy calls. You think you have a voicemail and it's just "the oldest heard message will be deleted..." So? I probably ignored it then too! :lol:

85 is correct.


Imma go to bed now, you better have it by the time I log on next.

[Arnold]Oooh oooh oooh oooooh! [/Horshack]

85% of problems are directly traceable to top management!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dang it! I had it, back at the post where Zen gave me the exact number of bits. But I see infi got here first. Too slow on the draw for me.

Ding ding ding! :yesnod:

Monster, was it Undertoad?

of course. sorry, am kinda distracted by pool emergencies, mybad

That's not even a haiku ;)

Okay this one should be easy:

Half of us have one
but they're nowhere near so big -
Cyclops' sea-serpent

UG's ego?

No, seriously, a penis? :unsure:

I represent your
Misguided philosophy.
Hey! Slow Down! Read me!

:lol: at 1.

2. More information?


UG's ego again? :D

Message from the blue
Conveys hope for four encore
but no need to shout

Signature files?

Or the cookies.

BigVs sig

Ahh, has to be. Well done.

Now riddle me a haiku, Helm of Jimness.