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footfootfoot 10-07-2011 03:05 PM

Vote For Brianna's New Name
 
The Churning Urn of Burning Funk

Option Seven, which is invisible except to the pure of heart, is OTHER and is a write in.

jimhelm 10-07-2011 03:05 PM

Clawed Debt

footfootfoot 10-07-2011 03:09 PM

I knew a Claude Balls, he was a lion tamer...

Rhianne 10-07-2011 03:24 PM

Who is Brianna?

Gravdigr 10-07-2011 03:26 PM

Whistlebritches.

footfootfoot 10-07-2011 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 761492)
Who is Brianna?

Can you keep a secret?

zippyt 10-07-2011 04:01 PM

POOOTYTANG !!!

Trilby 10-07-2011 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 761482)
Clawed Debt

very clever. You sir, are a wit.


but, methinks, no.

I want to choose something...else. Something unsullied by my own freakish name and something that is more 'me' now that I'm a crone.

jimhelm 10-07-2011 04:14 PM

Circe?

Trilby 10-07-2011 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 761522)
Circe?

I like how your mind works, jimhelm.

But isn't that too close to Cicero? We'd both end up being called Cic or similar.

monster 10-07-2011 05:11 PM

Scotch Mist

monster 10-07-2011 05:12 PM

Scotch Missed......

footfootfoot 10-07-2011 07:52 PM

Nice, monnester

monster 10-07-2011 09:28 PM

boobboobboob
LadyoftheRoundTable
Sylvia
Keat Scholar
Litterati
Wol
George BS
Canny Linguist
Sarah Connor

DanaC 10-08-2011 04:42 AM

Brimstone

Sundae 10-08-2011 05:28 AM

Treacle :)
Oh sorry, not word association.

What's so outdated about Brianna anyway?
It's a given name. People age with it.
Not you of course, thy eternal summer shall not fade.

Okay, how about Beatrice?
She's one of Shakespeare's feistiest heroines, and it's close to Brianna (kinda)
And I last saw her played by a redhead.

monster 10-08-2011 07:19 AM

Eugenie

Brainier

Treeless in Ohio

Spidercat

Trilby 10-08-2011 07:28 AM

thanks for all the suggestions.

I'm going with Bee.

short, fast, to the point yet also round and fuzzy and poorly designed.

me to a Tee.

:)

Sundae 10-08-2011 07:30 AM

Wouldn't Bree be better?
Closer to the original, what many people call you already and metioned by Tolkien :)

DanaC 10-08-2011 07:35 AM

Bree = way too cheesy. Belongs on a baguette with grapes.

Though I pronounce the name Bree-anna, I shorten it to Bry (Bri).

Sundae 10-08-2011 07:40 AM

Bri = Bree to me.
Bry was short for Brian, until he was Pamela.

Ah come on, better than Bee surely?
Bea Arthur?

DanaC 10-08-2011 07:42 AM

Awww. I like Bee.


Then again, I like bees.

And if Bri starts posting as Bee, then I can start picturing her as a cartoon bee. And that can only be a good thing.

wolf 10-08-2011 08:24 AM

I am a Burroughs fan, and therefore went for the Benway choice.

Bree's cool though. Feels carefree, a little bit wild and all that.

jimhelm 10-08-2011 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 761721)
thanks for all the suggestions.

I'm going with Bee.

short, fast, to the point yet also round and fuzzy and poorly designed.

me to a Tee.

:)

NO

i don't like it.

I can't approve of it. You'll have to try again.

http://www.webdesign-guru.co.uk/icon...ads/denied.gif

footfootfoot 10-08-2011 08:35 AM

Bumble Bee
Busy Bee
Honey Bee
Worker Bee
Killer Bee
Tobeornotto Bee

The list goes on and on

footfootfoot 10-08-2011 08:36 AM

Jim-
I like the DENIED. Is that a work perk?

HungLikeJesus 10-08-2011 09:25 AM

I like ZigBee, which is the zick-zack dance of the bee.

Sundae 10-08-2011 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 761746)
Bumble Bee
Busy Bee
Honey Bee
Worker Bee
Killer Bee
Tobeornotto Bee

The list goes on and on

FSM - this reminds me so much of Wonky Donkey (SM:TV with Cat Dealy every Saturday morning).


A work colleague and I would text eachother every week. I was superstar champion. But she sang the Saturday morning theme tunes far better than I did.

Ant & Dec are now national treasures, but back in those days they were allowed to be mean to children. And they deserved it for not knowing WHAT RHYMED!

jimhelm 10-08-2011 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 761747)
Jim-
I like the DENIED. Is that a work perk?

no, just a google image search

I don't decline loans. Well, sometimes I do, but only if people are truly loan-proof. Then I have to send them an adverse action letter and a whole other bunch of bullshit... It's easier to just submit the app to a bank that doesn't care about book to look ratios and let them send the letter.

But I don't have a cool red stamp like that, if that's what you meant. I should get one. If just to fuck with the salesmen when they give me incomplete paperwork. Think I could get that past the Accts Receivable clerk? she's new.... i may just try....

Trilby 10-08-2011 10:18 AM

Ok! ok! Bee isn't popular.

will keep thinking and then *spring* it on you all.

BigV 10-08-2011 10:27 AM

Bee isn't popular with *jim*.

I like it, lots of others here like it too. You like it. He'll adapt, and if he doesn't, fuck, maybe he'll write a pathos filled singalong guitar song about it. You'll be doing him a favor.

Trilby 10-08-2011 10:34 AM

but....but jim is my secret love!

(right after bruce and foot)

footfootfoot 10-08-2011 10:40 AM

How about Oscar Wilde?

BigV 10-08-2011 10:44 AM

:eyebrow:

I can hear you, you know. I'm standing right here.

And. And what's your point? Go with Bee, and he'll what? Pout? I'd pay a dollar to see that. Shun you? bwahaaaahhahahahah. Keep talking to you cause he already knows you irrespective of your handle here? (for the record, half the species is visually oriented and we're that half is having a conversation with your legendary image posts, not with your username, "crone".)

I told you it'd be a favor to him. Do it. Get busy, Bee.

footfootfoot 10-08-2011 10:45 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 761781)
but....but jim is my secret love!

(right after bruce and foot)

I secretly love you too*, and just so you know Bee makes instantly think of "Ain't Bea" and that instantly relieves the inflammation

*(right along with all the women dwellars

Trilby 10-08-2011 10:55 AM

well...I do like her hat.

Trilby 10-08-2011 10:56 AM

btw - who gave Aunt Bea a pearl necklace??

footfootfoot 10-08-2011 10:58 AM

Just stop now.

BigV 10-08-2011 11:00 AM

ZZ Top, of course.



Quote:

She's really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
Digs gettin' downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not true what she's talkin' about, [see notes]
It really don't cost that much.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

BrilliantDisguise 10-08-2011 11:04 AM

Just wondering why you want to change it? Brianna is a pretty name.

jimhelm 10-08-2011 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 761781)
(right after bruce and foot)

WTF!?


:: kicks shit around the room ::


bri, bee, whatever... a rose by any other name is still as sweet.

I was just playin.

I'll even love you if you change your name to BigB and put a huge blue annoying signature line up.

Gravdigr 10-08-2011 12:56 PM

Hey, I got it!!

Let's call her 'Late fer supper'!

monster 10-08-2011 01:26 PM

you guys need to bee hive yourselves.

monster 10-08-2011 03:06 PM

Bee Afraid

sexobon 10-08-2011 03:13 PM

How about something exotic sounding that hints to the range of her personality - like "purranha."

Trilby 10-08-2011 03:35 PM

I'll leave it brianna for now.

(and thanks, BrilliantDisguise - it's not my real name but it is pretty)

BigV 10-08-2011 03:35 PM

Quote:

How about something exotic sounding that hints to the range of her personality - like "purranha."
urk...

a pussy that smells like fish and eats you? I vote no.

Spexxvet 10-08-2011 03:35 PM

Hotty McHotness

My brains are naked

ZenGum 10-08-2011 07:21 PM

I like Bee, or some variation on that.

A little bit of honey, a little bit of sting.

And you know, the gum tree is a flowering plant, nudge nudge, wink wink.

Clodfobble 10-08-2011 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae
Ant & Dec are now national treasures, but back in those days they were allowed to be mean to children. And they deserved it for not knowing WHAT RHYMED!

But what was the answer? Inquiring minds want to know.

richlevy 10-08-2011 11:14 PM

I don't think we've milked the nursing angle enough.;)

Spongebath Squarepanties.:rolleyes:

PayPerView Nightnurse.


If you really want a 'Bee' theme then:

Beehive Yourself
B-Movie Bombshell

jimhelm 10-08-2011 11:25 PM

you could do like rich and I and use your actual name....

Sundae 10-09-2011 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 761896)
But what was the answer? Inquiring minds want to know.

Thta one went on for about 3 weeks as I remember.
One little kids came on and said, "Is it a cow?" which made me cry with laughter.
Therer was another call where you could clearly hear an adult prompting the child and Dec said, "Tell your Man she's rubbish as well!"

Anyway, it was Twee Bee.
Another one I got and Nick didn't :)
She claimed never to have heard the word "Twee" but I pointed out this made it even worse. So she sang Pokemon all the way through to prove she still had the upper hand.

Gravdigr 10-09-2011 01:54 PM

Hey, I got it!!

Let's call her 'Long Distance, Collect'.

Pete Zicato 10-10-2011 01:05 PM

Bee - Queen of Everything

You cover all bases that way.

Clodfobble 10-10-2011 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae
Anyway, it was Twee Bee.

Oh good, I don't feel dumb for not getting it then. Twee's not a word we'd ever use. It looks like the kind of show I would have loved to watch as a kid, but you'd never find something so verbally abusive on TV today.

TheMercenary 10-10-2011 03:40 PM

Anything with "I hate you" in it should fit.

Pete Zicato 10-10-2011 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 762308)
Anything with "I hate you" in it should fit.

Pardon?

TheMercenary 10-10-2011 04:43 PM

Dude, I didn't write it. It was part of the poll.

Pete Zicato 10-10-2011 04:55 PM

Ah. Carry on.


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