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monster 10-20-2011 10:06 PM

Caption this.....
 
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TheMercenary 10-20-2011 10:13 PM

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ZenGum 10-20-2011 10:57 PM

Mongolia's Got Talent!

Lamplighter 10-20-2011 11:40 PM

Rosie Barr practicing the National Anthem

Trilby 10-21-2011 05:52 AM

The hills are alive - with the sound of Muuuuuuuuuuusic!!!

Trilby 10-21-2011 05:52 AM

Crack.

Bad for your baby. Bad for your Yak.

ZenGum 10-21-2011 06:24 AM

Two out of three camels prefer to smoke Mongols.

infinite monkey 10-21-2011 07:23 AM

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Spexxvet 10-21-2011 08:32 AM

The hills are alive, with the sound of caaaamelllls

Sheldonrs 10-21-2011 09:21 AM

"Two species, one dentist"

Sundae 10-22-2011 04:42 AM

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Burping Competitions: Not Just For Children

Gravdigr 10-23-2011 05:35 PM

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Step right up folks. Twenty togrogs to see my camel toe.

Sidenote: In 2010, the Mongolian tögrög was the best-performing currency world-wide.

Gravdigr 10-25-2011 01:25 PM

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Aaaand the winner of this year's Child Spitting Contest---Joe Camel with a distance of 3 feet.

footfootfoot 10-25-2011 05:44 PM

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Purchasing power

5 tögrög: a piece of candy is used to make change of 5Tg
10 tögrög: a couple pieces of candy
15 tögrög: three pieces of candy
100 tögrög: a ride across town on a trolleybus in Ulaanbaatar
200 tögrög: a ride across town on a regular bus in Ulaanbaatar
250 tögrög: a 250 ml bottle of coke from a supermarket
400 tögrög: average price of a bottle of water
700 tögrög: the cheapest meal at a tsainii gazar, or small restaurant
1500 tögrög: Average price of a pack of cigarettes
3000 tögrög: About what you pay for a Taxi ride across city center
10,000 tögrög a lodging at a tourist hostel in Ulaanbaatar
About 1300 Togrogs to the US dollar.
Note: Coke is about 1 Togrog per ml

Sundae 10-26-2011 04:48 AM

I liked going to Italy pre-Euro.
We were on our uppers when we went on our honeymoon to Venice.
We still went as lire millionaires though.

Trilby 10-26-2011 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 766789)
We were on our uppers when we went on our honeymoon to Venice.

well, sure. Anything is fun when you're stoned on bennies.

classicman 11-05-2011 01:20 PM

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Gravdigr 11-05-2011 01:55 PM

Pet stacking? Is this like planking & lying down?

classicman 11-05-2011 02:03 PM

Honestly, I thought it was really cute, but couldn't find a thread to post it in.

Gravdigr 11-08-2011 11:49 AM

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Number 3, step forward and repeat the phrase "I can haz cheezburgur?".

Happy Monkey 11-14-2011 01:02 PM

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Bremen too far... sleep now.

GunMaster357 11-14-2011 02:14 PM

Lacks a cock and an ass to make it a very gay picture

Scriveyn 11-15-2011 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 772741)
Lacks a cock and an ass to make it a very gay picture

The American Children's Coloring Book :yelsick:



GunMaster357 11-16-2011 05:56 AM

The whole book can be censored: it is a very Grimm strory anyway.

Lamplighter 11-16-2011 08:18 AM

I agree, compared with the dog and cat, that donkey does have a fairly grim tail

Gravdigr 11-16-2011 02:43 PM

Well, who wants horse cock in their coloring book?!

They fergot to censor the pussy.

Scriveyn 11-17-2011 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 773393)
... They fergot to censor the pussy.

Ah yes! That leaves us with a coloring book doggy sty...

Ouch, just blank pages. Sorry kids.


ZenGum 11-17-2011 05:10 PM

Did you say "COLORING"?? Colo(u)r doesn't matter, sir, that's racist.

They just get books, you hear? Nothing in them.

Remember, everybody is good at everything exactly as they are.

footfootfoot 11-17-2011 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 772720)
Bremen too far... sleep now.

Excellent!

Gravdigr 11-18-2011 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 772720)
Bremen too far... sleep now.

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 773752)
Excellent!

I had a feeling that was going over my head.

And it did.

Happy Monkey 11-18-2011 10:07 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Musicians_of_Bremen

Also explains the cock and the ass.

Lola Bunny 11-19-2011 10:17 AM

I didn't get Happy Monkey's comment either although I actually know the story. :blush: But now I understand. Coincidentally, I recently read the story to my nephew, or he read it to me, or both. :D

footfootfoot 11-20-2011 02:27 PM

Whereas, the explanation for the cock in the ass..?

BigV 11-20-2011 02:29 PM

Now who's a dirty boy?!

Sundae 11-20-2011 02:45 PM

If the cap fits... ;)

Gravdigr 12-03-2011 04:42 PM

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Lamplighter 12-03-2011 04:56 PM

Cat-a-piller

ZenGum 12-03-2011 05:28 PM

Accordion-cat!

Scriveyn 12-04-2011 07:07 AM

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sexobon 12-04-2011 09:05 AM

Chevron chat, eight service stripes ... one life left.

Lamplighter 12-04-2011 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 777556)
Chevron chat, eight service stripes ... one life left.

:D

classicman 12-04-2011 12:03 PM

My owner is the BIGGEST ASSHOLE!

BigV 12-05-2011 02:33 PM

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