Four word phrases usually followed by nonsense
 

It stands to reason: ...

We need to talk...

Why can't they just ...

Here, hold my beer!

I read it online ...

If present trends continue ...

Don't take this wrong, ...

No offense intended, but...

The fight started when ...

There's this Cellar thread...

I'm on the pill...

Four word phrase preceded by nonsense
 

and then they (verbed)

I just thought that...

Didn't you just say...

In federal parliament today ...

Once upon a time...

Not for nothing, but...

I have an idea...

In the news tonight...

There's two kindsa people ...

(yes, I know I took liberties. tough. I'm one of that kindsa people.)

On my old forum.....

Pardon my French but...

snicker

Here's where you're wrong...

Why'd you do that?

Once upon a time...

And the all-time, surprisingly yet-to-be-posted:

Hey y'all, watch this...

I don't follow politics, but...
It wasn't my fault, but... (children really will start a sentence that way)

(and at the end of the sentence) ... it's political correctness gone mad.

That last one has a physical effect on me now. I can not just let it go.

These are for our Montanan and North Dakotan friends:

Look'd all those indians...

Look out for rattlesnakes...

Your problem is that...

Whatcha gotta do is...

Shoulda been here yesterday...

I thought YOU did! ...


Am I boring you?

Let's have a few political phrases, which rarely auger well:

With all due respect...

Chair, point of order!

I propose the motion...

and its equally depressing bed fellow:

and reserve the right (to speak)

And my all time favourite 'political' phrase, which isn't four words and is not a precurser but a replacement:

Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

Except Ian Richardson made that so sexy :)

Didn't he though>?

I forget who is dead sometimes.
Then feel sad all over again.

I meant to call

I got your email

We need to talk

When I was young

New Cellar Tag Line:

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=770740&postcount=1959

I've never understood why

@ Monstah: Hahahah I like that.

Gold star

In the beginning God...






:bolt:

By the OP, this has to be the ultimate win.

Okay, not four words.
Again.
But from the nonsense that is bound to follow, surely worth a note:

Can I buy you a drink?

If you ask me ...
Well you did ask!

Nom Nom Nom Babies

(It's not really nonsense, there's... method to his madness, but you will *not* be disappointed)

Guess what I heard

Guess what I did

One more thing, Dear

Tell you something else...

What could I do?

Ha! I was at first thinking it was unimpressive and I was going to turn it off... but then I kept laughing instead.

:D

Tears of laughter...

Hi, I'm new here...

winner!

i like that nom nom nom guy...he funneh

Step into my office...

Close the door please...

Tell me about yourself.

It's an objective fact!

(Like the new user title, zengo)

Vote for me because...

ok, here's the plan

Nothing can go wrong!

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