monster & infinite monkey
 

On. Report.

:D

tell me which was the best one.... I liked the lint...... and the silent but deadly.....

Snicker snort haggis!

It was HER idea. ;)

I liked how I snuck drumming and IT in there.

:)

I thought this was a wedding announcement.

Dang!

;)

I was looking for just the perfect time to slip one in too, but never saw the right moment.

It was entertaining though!

ooo-eer missus..... :eek:

a "flint!"

I don't get posts 7 and 8.


Please 'splain?

I assumed it was some sort of innuendo. Slipping something in.

Oh.

But 'ooo-eer'?

Must be a british thing.

Oo-er, Sounds a Bit Rude.

Lovely line-up.
Poor picture quality, but I doubt you'd be able to view an official BBC one.

And ooo-er-missus is something Franke Howerd used to say I think. Though I think it was more widely used.



Here ya go. the king of innuendo: the late great Frankie Howerd




[eta] there's a casualy racist joke about halfway through, and some highly sexist stuff. All of which shows its age :p

I don't get the whole thread.

what the hell is going on here? someone post a link to a relevant thread?

Clodfobble! do your job!

Don't put this all on Clod!
The woman has stepchildren AND two children with dietary requirements along with special educational needs.

Monster and Infi are already on report, isn't that good enough?
You want capital punishment..?

I thought it was something to do with getting the flint off washing or something?...

Flint's been at the washing? Again?

Just "be".

It was multi-faceted. You can't point to any one thing. That's the beauty of it.

And it was monster's clever idea, I just chimed in, so I'll let someone else tell it. ;)

did someone say capital punishment?.

JIM, HOW DOES ONE MESS WITH A FL1NT?

oh, is this fuckery to do with his vanity searches??

did you drop Flint into everything you said for a day or two? that sounds kind of fun....


cough* Flint *cough

Do try to keep up. I'm only here a few hours a month and I have meta-shit flying over your head, son. You've lost your touch.

It's true.

I don't read 20% of the threads anymore.

if you would post more, I might.

I regret not being able to be here more. I'm trying to do better.

Y'all are real people to me.

Please tell Mrs. Foot.

is that the new "talk to the hand"?

I think that would be a reference to the "you're all not real" thread.

The cellar needs little footnotes like you get in Shakespearean plays to explain all the obscure references and weird language.

I know where the reference was from, I was just moving it along :rolleyes: :lol:

I like this.

Make it so!

Cellar Cliff Notes?

We don't need no footnotes, there are always people willing to explain the joke. Let's just change it so they post in footnote size by default.

And then they laughed

footfootfootnote

ibid et al

or something.

Not until I get a raise. (Though in this case, I had no fucking clue until they explained it. I didn't realize Flint actually did a vanity search every time to catch up on threads. Hell, knowing him, it's probably an automated script. :))

There's a lot of dwellars here who would gladly give you a raise, but that's a thread for another day.

As for footnotes, I have gotten a few from my favorite dwellars (you know who you are) but I have not gotten nearly enough from some other dwellars (you know who you are)

I do appreciate everyone's concern for my correspondence, though.

And Ali, not to put too fine a point on it, you are all imaginary not, not real. I know it is a small distinction but as long as I imagine you, you will continue to exist. The moment I stop imagining you, it's curtains. Bear that in mind.

Do you exert control over this imagining? Can you choose to unimagine any one of us? Or, if you can unimagine us would it have to be a complete unimagining to erase any and all memories of the Cellar? You'd have to get rid of all references though, like if you have a Cellar coffee mug you might run across it and all of us will be imagined all over again in a split second. That could cause like a stroke or something.

There are a few people that could do with a bit of unimagining. Get your skates on and get started foot!

I'm crushing your head.

Flint is an automated script.

I think there is a random number generator in there somewhere.


Footfootfoot is the matrix.

I'd forgotten about this. I still slip the occasional flintbait into irrelevant threads :lol:

LOL