Look Foot!footfoot
 

I get the distinct feeling that you are pissed (maybe that's an exaggeration - maybe you're just peeved) at me.

Whatever the level, you seem irritated at me because of the whole unfortunate Bambi's Aunt thing.

Allow me to say: I get hunting. I am no hunter but I do get it.

I eat meat.

I think PETA goes too far but they are a necessary weirdness because animal abuse goes too far. PETA helps to balance the universe out.

I love animals - but I DO EAT MEAT. A lot of cows, actually.

I couldn't kill a cow, though.

I know deer pops. need to be thinned. I know deer can be a nuisance.

It's just those big, brown eyes and pretty coats and graceful nature of deer that puts me off killing them.

What I'm trying to say, footfootfoot, is that I love you, man. I really LOVE YOU, MAN! and I don't want you to be pissed at me b/c of the Bambi thing. If you're going to pissed at me let it be because I stole your percocets.

:D

Kisses!!
:flower:
Peace!

Brianna

you have a whole anthropomorphism thing to contend with, m'dear. Those huge glistening wet eyes are not reflective of some kind of pure and gentle spirited deer with kindness in their hearts. They are reflective of being large enough to take in sufficient light to get around after dark, and wet enough to keep the gnats from damaging them.

think of them as large mice.

FTFY

I wouldn't eat a mouse, either.

Not even a large, Delicious mouse.


Not even Mickey.

:p:

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."

Brianna I am not even the slightest bit peeved at you. All this time I thought we were having lighthearted, witty banter.

There are few things that piss me off. I'll start a list and let you know.

In the meantime, xoxoxox

:) oh, good!

Sometimes, with the written word, it's hard to get all the subtleties across.

Let's just stick with lighthearted witty banter.

:)

Wait, what about the hot, monkey sex?

FIFY

mmm...lightly battered delicious mice hearts!

Bri ,
You would be suprised what you would eat if thats all you had

Yeah. The whole 'green eggs and ham' thing.

:)

I dunno.
It's I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here... season on ITV at the moment.
They moan and moan about being hungry and feeling weak and lightheaded. Then when one of them gets an eating challenge on a bushtucker trial they refuse to eat!

Can't be that hungry then.
As my Nan used to say to me.
She lived through times of real shortages in her life, and it gave her a better insight into what real hunger was, and what you would eat to assuage it.

Didn't make it any easier for me to eat cauliflower though.
I'd prefer green ants.

have you tried steaming it, adding sour cream and butter, then whipping it up like Mashed potatoes?

yummeh

MMMMM Green ants and a Bit of Soy sauce !!!!!

No.
Because:
1) I wouldn't buy and eat it by choice
2) if the 'rents have bought it, it's because they like the original taste
3) if I ever force it down it would be because it was good for me therefore
4) your recipe would probably be yummy and therefore unhealthy
nice idea though.

Despite the above, I might actually try it :)
If they like it, it will always be referred to as Cherry's way of making cauliflower, no matter how much I (weakly) protest that it's not my recipe.

ETA - I assume you're referring to cauli and not green ants.

"Never name the well you won't drink from"

I had a well. I named him Bob. Was that wrong?

Did you drink from him?

For yummeh plus, add parmesan cheese.

Can I just leave out the cauliflower at this point?

Tangent - the media get excited about bad spelling in today's schools.
From being a child up until now, market traders write collies, coli's, colleys (and the rest) on their signs for cauliflowers. Maybe the kids of today should just go and work in large supermarket chains where the spelling is done for them.

snort

[I used to work in Asda which is an offshoot of Walmart]

Did anyone notice how Bri just breezed over my comment about hot monkey sex?

I was woundering about that

She'll be posting something special in the morning dream thread tomorrow, just you wait and see.

I assume monkey sex like a monkey bath?
(a too-hot bath that makes you go ooh!aah!ooh!aah! like a monkey)

And what if your partner makes a noise like an ape instead?
Does that invalidate it?

monkey bath (a too-hot bath that makes you go ooh!aah!ooh!aah! like a monkey)

Ok theres a new one