Cellar Advent Calendar 11
 

Because it's almost the 1st in Aus and because I wanted to use this pic elsewhere and yet not waste a calendar op.....

Deer Family,

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Oh splendid!

YAY!

One of my favorite things!!

w00t w00t w00t!

huzzah!

hooray!

Awesome. Your advent calendar is my favorite part of the holiday season.

no pressure or anything, eh? :lol:

We can't find the disc with the photo editing software I like, I'm totally hating this paint.net and gimp......... but I have ideas man... so I'm just living with poorly implemented versions.

Away this weekend, who knows if the hotel Wifi will actually be useable..... (and I didn't preprepare them -still hoping for the holy grail-disc to appear.......)

So no breath-holding mmmkay? :lol: Back Sunday, Go Storm and Lightning! No, not intentionally themed.....

I got this joke! I read the post yesterday and thought "clodfobble isn't typically an underliner" and I note underliners because I always think it's a link.

You were INTERJECTING! Wow! Darn! (generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma if the feeling's not as strong, Yow.)

I noticed last night. I was like OH! Yes!

(At least I think it was your intention?) :p:

I just wanted to make sure it was crystal clear how awesome I think the advent calendar is. :)

Its not the holidays without it! :thumb:

Dec 2
 

;)

:lol: had to look closer.

December 3
 

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Oh yeah, I can see how I'm letting everyone down with missing a few days...... :rolleyes: You wanted a santa hat on the car?

MOAAR!!!!

:lol: I'll try to get back onto it this evening. I hate my current "photoshop program. can't find the disc witht he old one, though

Dec 4
 

Deck, The Helms -with boughs of Holly.....

....and a beveled sill

...and a partridge in a pear tree......

Dec 5
 

╒lint! ╒lint! What is this?

very nice

...I think I'll do two a day until i catch up.....

It's a ƒucking metal bar!

Correction:

It is a metal ƒucking bar.

Make a note.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you all are awesome
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dec 6
 

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Oh Man This is Too Gooderer!!!!!

This calendar are on Jamaica time. Soon come, but right now i is chillin'.

sit you down girl, get yourself a little rice an pea.

Exceedingly clever!

The Helms are pleased by their appearance in the Vaunted Cellar Advent Calendar. (CAC)

A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.

Thankyouverymuch, Thankyouverymuch.

I like the side-by-side of the ladies' shirts. Nice boobs all around. Well done!

Horrid.

But it's a true like-for-like comparison, and I know it.
If I met Lola I would feel the same - dainty flower vs flower-crushing gone-to-seed Amazon.
Amazon with low slung breasts.

I hated the comparison and it stuck like a fishbone.
Because I saw the awful difference.
Awful to me. And something I try to put out of mind.

No criticism implied Monster - the photos are out there and were posted with no conditions.

Look forward to moar - the calendar is always funny with great references.
I love the Cellar's in-jokes, they smell like belonging.

Dec 7
 

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I see F|int's vanity search fails him..... ;)

Dec 8
 

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Dec 9
 

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um, no, not a comparison. A unison. ANd not horrid either.

The rest of us see two nice -but different- racks and and a cool link between them. There was no comparison, except in your mind. No-one is perfectly happy with their lot

you are the only person making a comparison. FFS get over yourself. Skinny girls would kill for boobs like yours, you'd like to be skinnier. Grass is always greener.

None taken. But FFS get a fricking grip. The pic was a demonstration of the awesomeness of both of you and Big Sarge and the power of the cellar. But you chose to make it all about you and how fucking awful it is for you not to be the person you are in your dreams......

Ever thought about just enjoying life as is? Rather than constantly checking how your enjoyment ranks to others'?

:smothersentirethreadwithhugsandkisses:


I love the idea of a monkey signal. If the cellar crashes, the (geographically) nearest dwellar can shine a special laser-pointer through Undertoad's window to cast a monkey signal on the ceiling. Brilliant.

We have this already! The tip mug pays for a monkey signal that connects to the Cellar every 10 minutes and sends me a TXT if the system is down.

Or I could email you... BTW, Verizon had and outage yesterday in the Philly area.
It wasn't the cellar, nor my comp. It was them.

Don't email, the Signal will tell me before you do.

Actually I did get a fricking grip. It just took me a few more sly views.
That was just how I felt at the time.
I loved my rack for years - really. Growing up flat-chested meant it was something I gloried in. It's just that in the last 3 years it's headed south and is something new to come to terms with.

You're probably right in that many people wouldn't see it the way I do.
It's something to work on.
I got over my revulsion at having ptosis in approx 35 years... this shouldn't take as long ;) (ptosis smilie)

I honestly didn't realise it came across as "all about me".
It is a fun picture.
And as no-one else joined my wailing wall I call no harm no foul.

And as you say - it's evidence of Big Sarge's largesse. Something I would never intentionally overshadow.

You are so loved Sundae, just the way you are.... the only one who's on the fence about that is you...... :)

Oh! It's a fence pole up my arse, not just a stick!

Thank you x

UT, I want that txt to activate a lamp which shines a toad emblem on the wall. These things have to be done properly. ;)

I think there's an app for that.

I'm saying this while trying to hurt anyone. Hopefully I won't burn in hell for my attempt. Lola is a cutie for sure, but it is Sundae that I believe is the most beautiful woman in the world. Not just because of her physical attributes, but because what is inside her.

Sundae, you are the woman my girls try to copy. Lola Bunny, I don't mean to slight you in anyway

I can understand how you might have felt that way Sundae. I probably would have had the same thoughts myself if I were compared to lola. lol lolalol. lol Now I'm just amusing myself. hehe

Anyway, I'm glad you're ok about it. Sometimes it sucks, but plenty of people like a bit of meat on the bone anyway. ;)

It's no biggie. I think Sundae is a beautiful person too. :)

Dec 10
 

Now it is all about me...... :lol:

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Look at this, i nearly caught up and then they went and started another day on me..... grrrr......

Dec 11
 

Will it spin?

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Hah HA !
Good one !

did you look real close....?

Dec 12
 

up to date... for at least 90 minutes here....

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Awesome! go have another beer.

For Dec. 12th, I get the stones with faces reference, but who are the people in the drawing?

Thats all of us/you/them from a few years ago. A dwellar collage, I think it was called.

Hmmm...who did that? I don't see myself anywhere. Must have been during 'the bad years'. lol