I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!
 

I'm not really, but that is what I would say if I were.


:lol2:


I slay me.

That's wonderful news! Congratulations!


Is what I would say if it were true.

No it's NOT. I'm 47 years old, single, and I haven't had sex in YEARS.

Is what I would say if you said what you said because it was true.

Maybe you're a lizard!

... is what I would never say, if you said what you didn't say.

Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you said.

Except I wouldn't have said that.

Sorry. Correction:

Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you didn't say.

you should have some sex

Unfortunately, I'm a bit more discerning than picking up any questionable cock that inhabits the bars and the interwebz.

Anyway, that's not the problem. The problem is I'm PREGNANT...is what I would say if it were true.

Super Sex?

Is that what you order at McDonald's when regular-sized Sex isn't quite enough?

A hooker accosts an old man walking down the street, "Hey gramps, you want some super sex?"

He pauses and thinks for a minute, "I'll have the soup."

:lol:

ummmmm. soup... :yum:

thanks a lot, IM!!!

I've been eating a LOT of Chinese food lately and teh sodium in my blood stream nearly gave me a heart attack at your news.

so - Infini is preggers and I'm in need of a CABG.

good to know.

I'm not pregnant,.....but I'm starting to show

Well, given the time of year, and it's been about 2K years since ... you weren't visited by any angels or anything recently, were you?

I thought those were just really, really great dreams.

I'm sorry. I had an immaculate conniption.

At least your dress is still clean.

lollie

I wish I won't get preggo again, ever. ^_^

You're in luck! They figured out what causes it and, better still, it's preventable!

Should this go in 'weird news'?

I don't know if that's true. If so, then why do we have more than 7,000,000,000 people on this little planet?

Don't get me startedl ;)

I got back to Germany off of leave about 20 years ago, about a week later I got a card in the mail that said pretty much the same thing. It was a bit scary. Thanks for the memories!

It wasn't me! is what i would say if what you said was true!


although i wouldn't mind practicing making rug rats with ya!

You and what army? :lol2:

just go to the nsfw thread! THAT army! :lol2:

It's a 85:15 chance, but I'mm'a hazard a guess at the right army for the business end and the left army to hold the cup.

oh oh oh i can't let this go!

i don't want to cum in a cup! let the left army hold the camera

That's not my arm!

Well that's not my belly button!


*snicker*

that's not my arm either! (it's my pinky!)

ARGH.

btw, how was TSO, plt?

it was not what i expected to be honest. but in a good way mind you. i had no idea that it was a Christmas story with a narrator that has a truly great voice. i filmed the opening. i will upload it to youtube and post it. had a marvelous time! i highly recommend going to see them!

I've heard them a lot on the radio. Pretty popular in these parts.

It's nice music. I don't know a lot about them.

But you reminded me of these guys!

i'm the second one on the left!

great video!

My sis in law had these guys for the holiday fundraiser at my old job. I'm no fundraiser go-er to-er, but they were a hit!

here we go, upload process took too long. in fact i had to call zip to get the address as i still cant view it. anyway...here we go....