MODS take notice. You must be anon to post here!
 

At the suggestion of HLJ, a thread where only anonymous posts are allowed. Mods are respectfully requested to delete with extreme prejudice any poster who posts non anon.

[HAHA]Nelson[/HAHA]

I don't have anything to post.

There are a couple of people who would post here but they're lazy.

I was going to use this as a confession thread.
But everything I could think of, and/ or the very way in which I wrote it, would give me away.
So I thought of slighter and smaller transgressions and in the end decided I could handle people knowing who I was about those anyway.

So here I am in all my naked anonymous glory, with nothing to say.
I thank you.

Clearly, anyone who posts as anonymous is awesome.

Our dinner was free at Olive Garden last night because they scorched my steak. That made my day.

Someone's hogging the anon log-in.

It wasn't me. I only just logged on. Wow! Me logging in made all the little buttons on all the other anonymouses go green too. We are one! We are all! Anonymous

So, I'm supposed to confess something?

I just got fired by Big V, so I designed a computer virus, hacked into his e-mail account and sent poison e-mails to everyone where he works. He's going to have a lot of explaining to do in another hour or so. :cool:

It's funny because I just fired BigV and instead of the usual rigamarole I just defenestrated the fucker. Problem solved.

No. I did chastise him by holding him in low esteem for a minute though.

Who cares? I just had Big V's briny gearstick down to my tonsils.
He racked me like a pool ball.

anonymous, you always was a hooker.

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!

It's obvious it was that one over there. Look at the guilt-ridden face.

Tony and the Mods. They don't miss a beat.

WHERES EVERYBODY?

What? I'm here. That's everybody isn't it?

PS - sorry for missing out an apostrophe in the post above.
I don't even know myself sometimes.

here it is!

khaithx

It's 4:15 AM. 5 minutes 'til 4:20. and it's at this point that my addiction verges on mania. I know that this whole CITY is getting high (well, maybe not in the AM, but fairly constantly) and I feel so left out. But I'm too damn crazy and insecure to meet people so I can't get even a little bit to smoke. I've been smoking "spice" synthetic shit and it's probably literally killing me. I cough up black slime. I almost just want to wear a sign that says "PLEASE GET ME HIGH" but I suspect the cops might frown on that.

:fumette:Hey anon...'ere.

This thread needs a nice descriptive post about phlegm, booger, mucus and snot. If we could get a little detailed vignette about vaginal discharge too, that would be super! Does anyone have anal leakage issues? But mostly we need more catarrh and loogies.

needs more cowbell

Despite the penultimate post above, about needing more graphic descriptions of my horrible illness, I have changed my mind; I need to enjoy myself.

And what better than a slew of lovely John Barrowman songs?!
Nah - I can view them myself without posting them here :)

And as I said above, some of them just need more cowbell.

Santorum.

There, I've said it.

What this thread needs is a good old fashioned Cellar flame war. Anon vs Anon - I can see it now!

Anon1 stews over incidents of trolling and snarky comments aimed at him/her over the past 10 years on the Cellar and finally posts:

***********pregnant pause while anon2 fills with outrage************


etc. :D

Don't you think that would make me look somewhat schizophrenic?

Look, sucker, you've obviously had multiple personality disorder since day one, so I don't see why you're worried about the schizo thing. And if you're that concerned about your looks, go post your pix in the You -RFN thread so we can all have a good laugh.

I'd like to see what you look like, anyway.