what do you want to G*@damn today?
 

Hot flashes.

Jobsworth beancounters

85% of top management.

The weather.

Iced up freezer.

Cats that need to learn biting = smacking.

no jobs

Maybe try squirty water instead? or blowing in the face? or a loud noise (hiss for example)?

Ann Arbor drivers tonight

I have an Evian water spray.
I may even be prepared to use it.

pollen! hachoo!

Puppehs who think it's fucking hilarious to run off out the garden down the snicket and out onto the street. Puppehs who think the bestest game in the world is running around not letting mummy get hold of him. Puppehs who run out into the road and then onto the pub carpark, racing around the parked cars and generally being little bastards.

I think you'll find that's spelled barstidz. I sympathise.

I think you'll find that's spelled roadkill. I, too, sympathize.

spare the rod, and you'll be collecting him with a shovel. NOT acceptable. Go get'em, you Alpha Dog, you.

brand is so important..... cats won't fuck off for any old water in a spray bottle!

roadworks.

True!

It's a facial spritz I got free when I was working for Boots. I could never use it back then as I was wearing makeup. About the same size as a small deodorant, but it is literally spray-on water.

Diz now scrams when I even pop the cap.
Sadly it doesn't compute that maybe he should just NOT try to sit on my head/ nibble my chin/ pat my eyes/ walk through my hair at 05.28. However it does give me half an hours kip before he tries it again.
And Evian makes him run for the hills again.

The biting I have yet to address. Split second timing.

ETA it is a Brumisateur according to the tin.