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plthijinx 04-18-2012 07:54 PM

NSFW Motivational Posters
 
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alright then! have at it!

and some of y'all wondered why i liked flying so much.....

infinite monkey 04-18-2012 08:00 PM

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Good job, you. And because I made you start this thread, I'll contribute. Sorta. :D

SteveDallas 04-18-2012 08:14 PM

I love Futurama.

http://i.imgur.com/s2GCk.jpg

TheMercenary 04-21-2012 08:41 AM

Good ones.

plthijinx 04-25-2012 06:12 PM

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an assassin!

ZenGum 04-25-2012 07:38 PM

* dies smiling *

jimhelm 04-25-2012 09:04 PM

Shopped

zippyt 04-25-2012 09:22 PM

ya think ??

ZenGum 04-25-2012 09:31 PM

Prolly ... do I look like I care?

SteveDallas 04-25-2012 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 808577)
ya think ??

Her waist looks improbably thin. But hey who am I to question?

monster 04-25-2012 10:09 PM

Isn't that Jinx?

jimhelm 04-25-2012 11:15 PM

Eyebrows and waist look similar, but other than that.....noey

BigV 04-26-2012 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 808596)
Eyebrows and waist look similar, but other than that.....noey

what about that muzzle?

Sundae 04-26-2012 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 808584)
Her waist looks improbably thin. But hey who am I to question?

The wall looks a bit wonky to me, but that might be the angle.

DanaC 04-26-2012 05:21 AM

Either it's shopped, or she's had that surgery done to boost her arse. No way does that combination happen naturally.

classicman 04-26-2012 02:47 PM

It's totally shopped. Ass, abs and back - at least.

infinite monkey 04-26-2012 03:21 PM

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Buttplants. Yes, buttplants.

plthijinx 04-26-2012 05:22 PM

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alright boys and girls....enough bashing the sexy ass pic :p: shopped or not? meh! i thought it to be sexeh! here nor there. that being said, ladies? you ever done this??

Sundae 04-27-2012 05:44 AM

Ewww Infi, she's left a bit of toilet paper behind there.

ZenGum 04-27-2012 06:58 AM

I think that's a bandaid to cover the spot where the silicone from the left buttplant is leaking out. You'll notice that side is smaller.

BigV 04-27-2012 10:20 AM

inflation valve cover, where you adjust the pressure for your pleasure, or driving conditions.

infinite monkey 04-27-2012 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 808918)
inflation valve cover, where you adjust the pressure for your pleasure, or driving conditions.

F*cker! Chili almost came outta my nose.

She'll never need one of those blow up hemmorhoid pillows. Or an air mattress, for that matter. Everyone could just camp on her ass. :lol:

Gravdigr 04-27-2012 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 808953)
Everyone could just camp on her ass. :lol:

I'm pitching a tent just looking at it.




Thanks, I'm here all week. Any anniversaries?

infinite monkey 04-27-2012 11:54 AM

:lol2:

You can also use her for whitewater rafting!

Really, the uses are limitless. Buttplants for everyone!

jimhelm 04-27-2012 12:25 PM

just think of all the bottle rockets you could launch!

infinite monkey 04-27-2012 12:33 PM

Hell you could launch potatoes with that thing!

Also useful as a trampoline, or a 'mini-tramp.'

plthijinx 04-27-2012 11:56 PM

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it 04-28-2012 12:09 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlfF8Ii6bI...al+posters.jpg

http://www.cheshirecatstudios.com/fo...g-as-girls/541

it 04-28-2012 12:29 PM

and my favorite sub-genre of these:
http://images.nsfwposters.com/images...pg.myspace.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hoPoW2s5A9...er+titties.jpg
http://images.nsfwposters.com/images...ng.myspace.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlfF8Ii6bI...hit+bricks.jpg

richlevy 04-29-2012 01:52 AM

So is that what they mean by 'doing it doggie style'?:blush:

Pic #2. So she has no bellybutton and is probably some kind of homicidal alien clone. That's still no reason to turn down a naked chick.

Gravdigr 04-29-2012 05:13 PM

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Not seeing it, I have shat no bricks.

I don't see it...vvvv
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I even saved the pic, and brightened the background...I still don't see it? Chick in the middle somewhat wall-eyed? Not brick-worthy. Chick in the middle showing half a nipple? Not brick-worthy. The blonde chick does look familiar, though...

DanaC 04-29-2012 05:23 PM

Me either.

wolf 04-29-2012 08:18 PM

One in the middle, not a chick? Other than that, I got nuthin'.

Chest contour, torso shape (straight as a board, there), and man-hands.

Rhianne 04-29-2012 10:23 PM

What is that at the guy's shoulder? A fourth person's head?

Undertoad 04-29-2012 10:39 PM

hotchickswithdouchebags.com

monster 04-29-2012 10:42 PM

shit bricks = scared/nervous where I come from. WTF does it mean to the rest of you?

Trilby 04-30-2012 06:22 AM

That " doggie style" chick looks waaaaaaay bored.

Also: what's wrong with people? Specifically men.

richlevy 04-30-2012 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 809389)
That " doggie style" chick looks waaaaaaay bored.

Well, it's hard to get enthusiastic when you know it's only puppy love.:cool:

TheMercenary 04-30-2012 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 808540)
an assassin!

LOVE IT! Well done.

jimhelm 04-30-2012 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by mercenary's sig line
Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

did you mis spell fucked on porpoise?

infinite monkey 05-01-2012 09:00 AM

Prolly drunk.

But the this is the that fuked Thing on Earth obamy fuking this that!

Fuking MOrOn.

DanaC 05-01-2012 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 809641)

But the this is the that fuked Thing on Earth obamy fuking this that!

Fuking MOrOn.

that's very nearly sigworthy ;p

infinite monkey 05-01-2012 09:24 AM

*snickers* ;)

Ibby 05-01-2012 09:59 AM

Fuck "nearly". Totally sigged.

infinite monkey 05-01-2012 10:08 AM

Wow! I have never been sigged before! :jig:

Awesome! :lol:

Ibby 05-01-2012 10:43 AM

To be fair, if it makes fun of merc or ug, i feel almost obligated to sig it.

DanaC 05-01-2012 10:45 AM

*snorts*

infinite monkey 05-01-2012 11:22 AM

Ha!

plthijinx 05-01-2012 05:13 PM

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not necessarily nsfw but i got a chuckle out of it....

Gravdigr 05-02-2012 01:33 PM

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Piss on you! I'm workin' fer Mel Brooks!!

Gravdigr 05-02-2012 05:23 PM

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Wait...is the blond girl Kirsten Dunst?

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zippyt 05-02-2012 06:16 PM

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heres one

zippyt 05-02-2012 08:08 PM

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;)

Gravdigr 05-03-2012 04:35 PM

Dear Zippy, In regards to post #52: I think I love you.

Thanks, Gravdigr

Gravdigr 05-04-2012 11:16 AM

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TheMercenary 05-04-2012 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 809669)
To be fair, if it makes fun of merc or ug, i feel almost obligated to sig it.

Come on now, don't be a pussy.

TheMercenary 05-04-2012 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 809579)
did you mis spell fucked on porpoise?

:p:

plthijinx 05-07-2012 05:08 PM

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O.M.GAWD! :eek: :eek: :bolt:

morethanpretty 05-07-2012 07:55 PM

http://www.mmoabc.com/sites/default/...7873785316.jpg

morethanpretty 05-07-2012 07:56 PM

http://www.mmoabc.com/sites/default/...7873918789.jpg


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