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monster 08-23-2012 09:26 PM

What just made you LOL?
 
High School daughter had first swim meet of season. Out of county so they were entitled to a school bus. So they took it as a team-bonding exercise.

On the way home, they decided to stop at Dairy Queen. They tried to take the bus through the drive-thru. She just described the look of horror on the woman's face :lol:

zippyt 08-23-2012 10:58 PM

HA HA !!

Gravdigr 08-24-2012 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 826170)
She just described the look of horror on the woman's face :lol:

I bet it was like the woman's at Captain D's counter when I ordered 200 hushpuppies.

ETA: We were having an impromptu fish fry.

infinite monkey 08-24-2012 09:30 AM

Ahhhh, good time, good times. The poor fast food employees when our basketball or track bus would pull in.

When I worked at the bar if we all of a sudden got inexplicably busy, the owner would say "tour bus."

Gravdigr 08-24-2012 09:46 AM

Re: tour bus

When I worked the grill at Sonic, in my teens, our manager would yell "Load it!! Slam coming!!"

monster 08-24-2012 02:30 PM

Ecce Homo
 
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A description of a picture. The "restoration" of the fresco of Jesus which now "resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic"

And the picture itself. Sorry, art-lovers, but this is hilarious. Somehow it had escaped my attention until now, so it made me lol.

Attachment 40204

The Huffington Post now reports that there is a movement to save the Ecce Homo restoration:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...tm_hp_ref=arts

monster 08-24-2012 02:32 PM

I love the scroll she added at the bottom too. It's like a Mr. Bean production.

BigV 08-24-2012 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 826320)
snip--

It's like a Mr. Bean production.


EXACTLY!

glatt 08-24-2012 03:07 PM

I've seen this numerous times, but I still snorted loudly again when I saw it just now. I love it.

monster 08-24-2012 04:27 PM

I think the Cellar should definitely endorse the campaign to preserve the "restoration" Laughter is so precious :D

ZenGum 08-24-2012 09:04 PM

Ecce Snafu.

BigV 08-28-2012 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 826319)
A description of a picture. The "restoration" of the fresco of Jesus which now "resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic"

And the picture itself. Sorry, art-lovers, but this is hilarious. Somehow it had escaped my attention until now, so it made me lol.

Attachment 40204

The Huffington Post now reports that there is a movement to save the Ecce Homo restoration:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...tm_hp_ref=arts

http://art-eater.com/2012/08/ecce-mo...on-revolution/

Ecco Mono (Behold the Ape) gets memed. Worthy.

monster 08-28-2012 10:15 PM

refer you to LOLdwellars thread

infinite monkey 09-07-2012 09:33 AM

Groupon's Guide to Having a Million Dollars:

Quote:

One million dollars is the largest amount of money any human can conceive of, much less accumulate over a lifetime. Here are the extravagant items you’re required to purchase once you achieve the only financial goal worth pursuing:

• Portrait of yourself stroking a fluffy cat and/or skull
• Carelessly amassed pile of boats
• Rare Superman comic where he punches out Eisenhower
• A roaring indoor fire
• A man in white gloves who isn’t the butler, don’t hand him anything (wearing white gloves is the man’s entire job)
• Ancient statue of a dead Greek hunk
• Oh man, a pool table!

Trilby 09-07-2012 09:47 AM

Thinking about a Yosemite Sam smilie shooting off his guns and going "YEHAW!"

and getting butter on my cuffs. That's an Oscar Wilde thing. I'm a lit nerd and I don't care who knows. stuff like that pops up in my head all the time and I think I might be crazy so call me, maybe.

Lamplighter 09-07-2012 10:30 AM

Just now, this post

Aliantha 09-08-2012 05:38 PM

A thread where people are telling V he's using luxury items and should have said so before he said 'guess how much this cost'. :)

Razzmatazz13 09-08-2012 05:45 PM

*snort* ... Ali's post above me.

monster 09-08-2012 06:23 PM

that Aliantha is channeling Drax. Draxia could be a good name.

Razzmatazz13 09-08-2012 11:22 PM

I see that monster is the only one who gave a helpful response to this thread.

Aliantha 09-09-2012 06:02 AM

lol'd again. :)

monster 09-14-2012 06:05 PM

Came out of all-parent function/waste-of-time at high school. Everyone hit their alarm or their lock button to set off their horn to help them find their cars. Surprised no Earthquake reports ensued.

How lazy is it not to bother to remember where you parked because you can just make it beep when you need to find it? I LOLled

BigV 09-16-2012 11:02 PM

:facepalm:

Sundae 09-17-2012 02:20 AM

Just been looking at the future Queen of England's tits.
Good on you girl, get them out while they look like that. Mine did once and I wish I had.

Funny the different reaction between this and Harry's naked romp shots. Many pundits here saying, "Well she should have known - she's a Royal now, she can't do that!" Meh. Face it out. Something to show the grandchildren. But yes, sue the arse off the French publication and photographer - they have strict privacy laws over there.

Trilby 09-17-2012 04:04 AM

I agree- get them out there while their still hot!

and never mind her tits - would you look at that ass? That's a mighty fine ass on that girl. Better than Pippa's.

Gravdigr 09-17-2012 04:10 PM

This shameless objectification of women is making me sick.

BigV 09-17-2012 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 830625)
Just been looking at the future Queen of England's tits.
Good on you girl, get them out while they look like that. Mine did once and I wish I had.

Funny the different reaction between this and Harry's naked romp shots. Many pundits here saying, "Well she should have known - she's a Royal now, she can't do that!" Meh. Face it out. Something to show the grandchildren. But yes, sue the arse off the French publication and photographer - they have strict privacy laws over there.

haven't searched for this story yet, but did I just hear that "disgraced former Prime Minister Berlosconi was in trouble again for his publishing outfit's TWENTY SIX PAGE SPREAD of her topless-ness? wow, 26 pages of one (pair of one) subject seems like a lot of one chest.

ZenGum 09-17-2012 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 830721)
This shameless objectification of women is making me sick.

:lol2:

Rhianne 09-17-2012 09:27 PM

I prefer the way the French treated royalty in the old days.

Lamplighter 09-17-2012 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 830721)
This shameless objectification of women is making me sick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 830759)
:lol2:

:lol2:

Trilby 09-18-2012 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 830721)
This shameless objectification of women is making me sick.

Ok that right there IS pretty damn funny. :)

Spexxvet 09-19-2012 12:50 PM

text conversation:

Eagles center is injured, out for the season

He's such a woman

Yeah, he injured his vagina

DanaC 09-19-2012 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 830721)
This shameless objectification of women is making me sick.

I laughed. Then I laughed some more :p


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