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Trilby 09-05-2012 01:11 PM

What's Vexing You Today?
 
I just think we should have a 'vex' thread to go along with all the others.

footfootfoot 09-05-2012 01:39 PM

What's vexing me today is myself. I still have a package sitting here for Ortho and I just can't seem to get to the post office. It's some sort of mental complex. Even as a child I couldn't get it together to go to the post office when it was my chore.

That and pick up the dry cleaning for my dad.

I am disappoint in me.

infinite monkey 09-05-2012 01:41 PM

I am teh worser. I still have flint to send you.

Procrastination: it's what's for breakfast.

DanaC 09-05-2012 01:43 PM

Oh, I still have a book i was supposed to post to my second cousin months ago.

What's vexing me is the module I am teaching this coming semester. It's turning into a bitch. managed to get the module outline sorted out and emailed today (weeks late!) and still have to figure out some of the detail for each class and write a couple of introductory lectures for the main topic and its historiography.

I left it way too late to get started. because I was comfortable with the basic shape of it in my head. But when I started it that shape unravelled and I realised it was woefully weighted towards a specific historical approach and had to go scurrying off looking for other angles, and remind myself of stuff I last read a few years ago as an undergrad.

It'll be fine in the end, but bloody hell it's been doing my head in for days.

footfootfoot 09-05-2012 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 828559)
I am the worse. I still have flint to send you.

Procrastination: it's what's for breakfast.

It's gonna get stale.

monster 09-05-2012 04:42 PM

who has the cellar gnome?

DanaC 09-05-2012 05:28 PM

is it in France?

Razzmatazz13 09-05-2012 09:21 PM

I've got three packages sitting around not being mailed... one needs to go overseas, one needs to go for a birthday party last month... and one was supposed to be a mother's day present. Oops...

Lamplighter 09-05-2012 09:45 PM

I bought four tools today at the local hardware store.

One was a cutting tool,
one was simple pliers,
one was a package of screw drivers,
and one was diagonal cutter pliers.

In order to open the bomb-resistant packaging of the pliers, I needed a cutting tool.
In order to open the cutting tool, I needed diagonal pliers to cut the plastic wrap.
In order to open the packaging of diagonal pliers, I needed a screw driver.

I had to go out to the garden shed to find the pruning shears
to cut open the package of blades for the cutting tool, to open the ....

There is a special HELL for all people who work in the packaging industry.
I will hold the boat until each and every one of their damned souls are on board,
and I'll push them out into the Phlegethon. :mad2:

Trilby 09-06-2012 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 828682)
I bought four tools today at the local hardware store.

One was a cutting tool,
one was simple pliers,
one was a package of screw drivers,
and one was diagonal cutter pliers.

In order to open the bomb-resistant packaging of the pliers, I needed a cutting tool.
In order to open the cutting tool, I needed diagonal pliers to cut the plastic wrap.
In order to open the packaging of diagonal pliers, I needed a screw driver.

I had to go out to the garden shed to find the pruning shears
to cut open the package of blades for the cutting tool, to open the ....

There is a special HELL for all people who work in the packaging industry.
I will hold the boat until each and every one of their damned souls are on board,
and I'll push them out into the Phlegethon. :mad2:

I completely agree!

I know the special hell of not getting it together for the post office, too. It's really so easy so why do I torture myself by not just getting the thing boxed and going in to post it? It's not like the postoffice people are mean or weird or smell funny. I don't get it.

I DID manage to get a box of books to orthodoc and a few things to Cherry (a bit late, ahem) but otherwise I'm shite at it.

Lamplighter 05-03-2013 08:38 AM

I just experienced another episode of anger over plastic shrink-wrap,
and commented under my breath again:
"There's a special place in hell for those who design packaging".

My wife overheard, and said:
"Wouldn't it be funny if they died and went up to the pearly gates,
and found they were closed and sealed in shrink-wrap."

xoxoxoBruce 05-03-2013 01:26 PM

Wrapped gates. :lol2:

A sharp pocket knife is a plus, not only for cutting shrink-wrap, but if you ever meet the inventor you can stab him.

glatt 05-10-2013 08:47 PM

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Apparently, paint stripper will eventually eat right through the can it's being stored in.
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And if there are plastic paint cans on the same shelf, the stripper will melt those cans too.

Turns out having a huge pile of saw dust in the workshop is very helpful in cleaning up a mess like that.

orthodoc 05-10-2013 08:56 PM

:eek: and now you have solvent-soaked sawdust in your workshop? Please be careful.

footfootfoot 05-10-2013 09:47 PM

That's unusual. Probably water got in there or some other caustic material or salt got on the outside. Is that an MEK stripper?

I'll google BIX

Looks like Alcohol and stoddard solvent. Perhaps the cap wasn't tight enough or it was left open on a humid day. The Alcohol will take on water from the air.

glatt 05-10-2013 10:13 PM

It made a real mess. There was a bottle of DIF wallpaper remover right next to it, and that bottle had kind of disintegrated (from the solvent fumes?) and was mostly empty, so the puddle on the concrete floor was a wet sticky mess of dissolved plastic and yucky solvent stuff watered down with DIF. It was right next to the main sewer stack, so at first, I thought I had a sewage leak. Absolutely no odor, so the solvent was pretty much gone by the time I cleaned it up.

Bonus is that I took an inventory of the old latex paint cans as I was deciding whether to clean them off to save them or just get rid of them. And I had to empty the entire shelving unit to pull it away from the wall to clean up the puddle back there. So I went through it to throw out junk.

Looks like I have a trip to the household hazardous waste drop off in my near future. Hope they are open tomorrow.

There's too much crap in this basement. I need a garage.

limey 05-11-2013 08:41 AM

Random but regular incoming phone calls from an "International" number which, when you answer, say nothing and hang up within a couple of seconds.

Lamplighter 05-11-2013 08:54 AM

Quote:

There's too much crap in this basement. I need a garage
:D

Griff 05-11-2013 09:27 AM

Yeah, that made me think of my shed. :)

infinite monkey 05-11-2013 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey (Post 864700)
Random but regular incoming phone calls from an "International" number which, when you answer, say nothing and hang up within a couple of seconds.

I'm sorry, I thought you could hear me breathing.

:bolt:


;)

infinite monkey 05-11-2013 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 864706)
Yeah, that made me think of my shed. :)

Awww sheesh, I was out in my shed yesterday looking for something. ARGH. I borryed a ladder from a neighbor to get to the upper level. What a mess.

Boxes and boxes and boxes of...stuff. Clothes. Books. Knick-knacks. Pens. Papers. Even stuffed animals. I've probably got a fortune just in big plastic storage containers (there is no rhyme or reason as to what is living in cardboard and what gets the added protection of storage box and lid.

I should hold a Storage Wars type competition. There's probably a gold mine in there I've forgotten about. Or at least a couple accidental pelts.

footfootfoot 05-12-2013 08:04 AM

Goin' out of my shed over you
Out of my shed over you
Out of my shed day and night
Night and day and night, wrong or right...

toranokaze 06-05-2013 11:41 AM

So I got board and took a bunch pills I have a LOT of vitamins.
It is part of my hypnosis that a D vitamins contributors to depression.

glatt 06-05-2013 12:01 PM

It's almost certainly a bad idea to take a bunch of pills because you got bored, even if they are only vitamins.

toranokaze 06-05-2013 12:12 PM

I have had worse ideas.

Undertoad 06-05-2013 02:51 PM

The vitamins promoted your tumor's growth. Now what?

Just eat regular I say

ZenGum 06-06-2013 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 867166)
So I got board and took a bunch pills I have a LOT of vitamins.
It is part of my hypnosis that a D vitamins contributors to depression.

Lack of vitamin D can cause depression.

If *your* depression is caused by a lack of vitamin D, then taking supplements to get you back to the correct level could well help.

Taking more than this amount WILL NOT HELP.

And it could cause further problems, especially with kidneys and liver and such like. Stick to the recommended dosages.

Take care. If things aren't improving, see your doctor. No, see your doctor anyway. Don't try to guess the underlying cause of depression. Find out properly.


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