Dweller NSFW 2013
 

Starting a bit early ;)


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More dark humor.

I have infra-red vision.


NIIIICE!!!!!

Here's a rare photo -

















All of the Cellar women, covered in whipped cream, standing in a snowstorm.:D

You know...some things we just don't joke about, Rich.

I think I know the double-dicked marine in the pic.

Sorry, I didn't realize that you took dairy products so seriously.:cool:

it's the dairy with the flesh that's upsetting him..... new year, new religion....

Are you sure he's not just lactose intolerant?:D

Can't we all just get a long....dick?

;-)

I've always said that I don't mind people calling me Dick as long as they put the word 'Big' in front of it.:D

That's true for both men and women, for entirely different reasons.;)

BTW, note that this is an NSFW photo thread with no actual photos. Of course it's not really 2013 yet.....

still no photos. sigh

Cooking steak this morning! Yum!

http://cellar.org/2012/moarass.jpg

Sorry for the size, I'm too high to figure how to make it smaller :(

done

Thank you!

Thank YOU!

MTP just mooned us!! Hahaha.....you funny girl. I hope you at least wore an apron when you cooked earlier. :P

Get well tough guy and you can see this in person ;)

Yeah !!! Finnaly some nudity , thanks Moar and Anny !!

Believe me, this is the perfect size.

A real woman's body is what guys actually want. You are beautiful.

Re: Both of you ladies... For lack of a more sensitive way of explaining this, I want a pair of hips that I can grab onto, and when I press up against you, something hard should meet up with something soft. This is as nature intended.

thank you anony. that's one hell of a reason to get well. but, i know you are a tease....

Ladies you are both beautiful.
MTP we should really see more of you - in a non-perv way.

Yeah, stunning ladypics. Bout time we got a fellah in here tho...

Come on men! Let's see that family allowance! (for the Brits :P)

I'll try to post as soon as I get a zoom lense. I swear it's getting smaller and my balls are growing bigger.
REF anony - She took that down at my deer camp and I know her momma would kill me if she even thought I was going to see that in person.

HeeHee. She doesn't have to know everything I do.

tan lines
 

Thank you. Those lines look fresh. Or it's an old picture. Or you live somewhere sunny. Doesn't matter really, just thinking while I fondle. :blush:

Ouch! That looks angry!
Nice knockers though.

I'm sure there's no shortage of dwellars who'd leap at the chance to apply some soothing lotion...

Wow! Thanks. My hand will be busy for a couple a minutes. Carry on.

not the lotion footfootfoot was talking about spexxvet, despite the fact that your gesture(s) probably did deliver a soothing effect.

Those are very lickable anon.

Most of you have no idea how this illness has affected my body. Here's a picture of my fur shed after brushing my hair on my head and chest. It comes out in clumps and I look like I am molting. Plus, I have grown a huge set of boobs. Quite upsetting and the reason why I wear multiple layers of shirts. I'm going to start a diet and this is being posted to shame myself enough to stay on it and lose 30 pounds.

Sarge, my heartfelt wishes for a better, brighter tomorrow.


:flower: Body image is so much more than people think it is-----it is such a part of who we are. *hugs*

Sarge...just think how envious all those burly boys spending their hard earned dosh on waxing their chests would be! I know it's tough what you're going through, but there's still some people who might wish for some of the side effects.

Re the hair shed. I reckon I've only got half the hair on my head that I had a few months ago thanks to having a baby. I'm still losing it in clumps. In fact it was starting to look so straggly that I got it cut quite a bit shorter to try and mitigate the sparse look I was getting.

thanks for the support. taking prednisone 3xday has been killing me. if i get brave, i'll post a face pic. i'm pretty much bald with some hair whisps and i only have one eyebrow. in other words, i don't have women lining up to go out with me

Shave the wisps (rock the Bruce Willis look) and get a woman to show you how to carefully draw on eyebrows - two-step process and short strokes, not a long line. Youtube has videos for this as for everything ... just a thought. Anything that helps make the person in the mirror more recognizable is a good thing. Trilby's right, body image is important to all of us.

It sounds trite but you are who you are on the inside. The important thing is to get better and the outside will fall back into place. HUGS!

stay away from advice from that one girl who made a video of how to curl her hair. Otherwise, you're gonna be fine Sarge. Seriously.

:lol: Yeah, not that girl. I'm thinking of a wonderful British woman who has alopecia totalis (total hair loss due to an autoimmune disorder) who has videos on how to draw on realistic eyebrows.

Or, you could go the whole hog and get some fake stick on ones. I know that sounds yuck, but there are some awesome ones around which are very realistic. Worth looking into if you're feeling pretty low about it Sarge. The bonus is, you might be able to get two uses from one pack since you only need one eyebrow. ;)

LOL. ya'll are too funny. I guess I will shave everything off. Question, why do I still have some eyelashes??

There's no rhyme nor reason. I still have vestiges of eyebrows and some eyelashes, although nothing compared to the glory days. And some hair on my forearms! While everywhere else ... you couldn't pay to get that good a wax. ;)

Made me blush:blush:

Sorry, tmi!
But there's no logic to what stays or goes. One small thing working in my favor so far ... the hair on my head is starting to grow back! Just baby fuzz so far but definitely there. Nothing else growing back yet, though. No need to shave legs, hooray!

Hmmm, I wonder what size bra I would wear??? I think I have the biggest boobs in the cellar.

What I could never figure was the pics of these cancer patients with lush eyelashes and brows and perfectly shaped bald heads. I lost ALL my hair---every fucking bit. lashes, brows, head, arms, legs, EVERY LAST ONE. I got to wondering: how did those ladies keep their luscious lashes and brows and smile with lipstick on when i was dying on the couch? never did get it.

And their fingernails? My nails are killing me - they're all half-detached and every time I bump one on something it just about sends me through the ceiling. Like having something jabbed under your nail into your nailbed multiple times daily. Band-Aids don't work.

Yeah, these ladies with the lush eyebrows and lashes ... models wearing bald caps, that's what I say. I don't see ANY women like that around the clinic here.

You might feel a little silly, but you could try going to the makeup counter at one of the department stores. For women, they often give free makeovers and I bet they would be more than happy to help you figure out eyebrows and such. Especially after you explain the situation (that is if you want to explain it). I know one woman who'd be first in line for you, she's just across the pond, but, if there is one, there are others.

Sarge, that's a harsh side effect.
But a useful one, surely? If I was losing hair from my head by the handful I admit it would affect my sense of worth as a woman. But losing body fur... in a swampy climate... not so bad?

Okay, it probably is.
Fuck all types of illness. Sorry baba.

Re bra size; nothing wrong with a big man having some extra flesh on top.
They're NOT titties and you are still all man.
If'n you want to lose weight then you do it for yourself.

Any woman worth your spit should be looking at the strong, dedicated, decent man you are. If she wants Christian Bale then she should bugger off and try her luck with him.

Thanks ya'll. I was having a little pity party. I'm over it. Now I'm going to work on trying to drop some weight and build up some self esteem.

Incidentally, I'd say 80% of the men I've fancied or had crushes on have been towards the balder end of the spectrum.

A receding hairline or shaved close head is waaaay sexier than a full head of hair.

really????? i think i just look sick and old

I don't think you do. There's a base line strength that comes through. You may feel sick and old, but you don't look it.

Also...accepting that there are degrees of decline, there's something kind of sexy about a strong man softened some by age. It's all very well these young turks (yes I know that's not very pc ;p) waving their dicks about and showing off their mad skillz, but tempered strength and a lived in face are so much more attractive.

Men with higher levels of testosterone go bald sooner. Also, they have bigger testicles. ;)

Vitamin C.
You needz it.

Vitamin C = sunshine. That will sure brighten the day. :D

I could suck on that orange all day

For Sarge.
Because the damned phone cut off our convo.

Couldn't get a good picture of my whole rack.
Losing weight has sorry side effects when you're 40.