The 35 dumbest things said on the internet
 

I don't know if they're really the dumbest. But they are definitely dumb.

And these people are allowed to drive and vote.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/dumbe...n-the-internet

And procreate.

but not that fetus. to be fair, the fetus refrained from comment.

Exactly 0% of water is celery.

I suspect a lot of that stuff is people being dumb sounding for comedic effect. Maybe I mean I hope...

Hahahahahaha


Love the temperature taking

'Those are rectal thermometers...'

And they didn't even touch on politics... except Ben Franklin. :rolleyes:

They're all in English (and I'll hazard American English from some of the clues).

So there's probably dumber things out there. Every language that has access to the internet has internet dumb-arses (appalling grammar but I think you get me).
As do those who don't have internet, but we don't get to judge them.

Well that explains the recent weather.

I have an theory that people can act extra stupid at times.

I have a theory they ain't all acting. :rolleyes:

I am shocked they only listed 35

I did like the 'ovary' act :D

Hang on ... some water is celery, isn't it? Celery is (I dunno, say...) 80% water. That water, the stuff that makes up the celery, kind of "is" celery.

The way water is in celery is not the way water is in a bottle - not topologically inside it, but metaphysically as one of its constituents.

Some water is celery, but not much. Thankfully.

the whole water/celery thing reminds me of that riddle about the cucumber being 90% water or whatever and no body could answer it but tw did. He got it right. I forget the riddle....he never did get his prize, though. Just as well, I wouldn't be able to stand all his typing away whilst I was doing the deed.

the riddle was something like this:

On a sunny morning, a greengrocer places 200 kilograms of cucumbers in cases in front of his shop. At that moment, the cucumbers are 99% water. In the afternoon, it turns out that it is the hottest day of the year, and as a result, the cucumbers dry out a little bit. At the end of the day, the greengrocer has not sold a single cucumber, and the cucumbers are only 98% water. How many kilograms of cucumbers has the greengrocer left at the end of the day?

Water takes the SHAPE of the given container, not water BECOMES part of the given container.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...%25#post203110

In the same way cars have doors, but a car isn't a door or house is made of wood, wood are made from trees but trees are not houses.

And houses are just places for our stuff.

BTW, I got shoes on, but I ain't walking.

That's the in-a-bottle relationship. The metaphysical constituent relationship is different. The water does become part of the celery.


Cars "have" doors. Celery "partly is" water. These relations are different.

You can have a bottle without water, a car without doors, a house without wood, but you cannot have celery completely without water.

Celery is partly made of water. As are humans. A percentage of the world's water is in celery. A percentage in humans.

and pretty soon we'll be fighting over it. (water)

I love the Cellar.

Similarly, you could ask, what percentage of the world's oxygen is water?

So, what percentage of the world's oxygen is celery?

The water resides within the celery's cell walls, it is not in solution and can be removed, for example:

If a grocer had a box with 100 pounds of celery that was 99% water and the next day the celery had lost so much water it was only 98% water how many blowjobs would the former Brianna have given for the correct answer.

IOW I reject your celery water conflation.

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There exits desiccated powered celery.
Powered celery is celery
There is no water in powered celery.
Therefore celery can exists without water.

Would you say that mummified people are still people?

Powdered celery is a product derived from dead celery, but it is not in esse celery. Celery is a living thing, for starters.

is it still living when I'm eating it?

if it's not, is it no longer celery?

A maple tree is a tree, sawn into boards it is no longer a tree but it is now maple boards. Still maple, just not a tree.

When I eat bacon, I digest it, and it becomes one with my body. Am I bacon?

yes. now jump into that frying pan.

did you just tell me:

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... wait. wrong animal; wrong poster. nevermind.

If you eat the celery in your Bloody Mary while you sit in first class waiting for a plane to take off from a treadmill...

Let me stop you right there...

don't you have a tiny-toothed titty-tiger to be complaining about?!?! You don't? Are you sure she's not just on the other side of the tree?

Huh???

I think you weren't around for the whole squirrel vs. hunter debate. It was worse than the plane on a treadmill one.

Oh, geeze. I'll be glad I missed that one, then. :)

sorry

:D

Worse? Surely you mean better. I think we need a new thread and a poll

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If a shark swims clockwise around a squirrel holding celery, how much of the Earth's water is contained inside the passengers on the plane?

Show all your work.

Holy Cellar memes, Batman!

Please tell me you are not doing that while Beans is asleep and you should be resting.

I just read all those dumb things and now I feel much better about myself. :) I think I'll go check my BP, and then eat some celery. Will that then mean that the level of water in me is higher, or am I just part celery then? Hmmm...I'm so confused now.