You might be a hillbilly if...
 

...you have 4 hens and 10 chicks in the house and a baited weasel trap out in the coop.

livestock alone does not the HilBilly make.

You're far too cultured and cerebral. you FENCE forchrissakes.

who does that? snobs, that's who.

If anything You're a Hill-Biffy.<<<< user title alert>>>

Or a HillWilliam.

Why I outta!








change my loser title

If he still drank, he'd probably be making single malt in his refractory still...

If you catch the weasel, take pictures. I want to see what a weasel trap looks like.

roger that... and that

you want to roger the weasel?

That really wouldn't be a good,... fit.

Hey, what do you think Pop Goes The Weasel is about?

Pope Goestheweasel

He's a candidate. From Germany.

I used to work with a woman who would kid about her 'hillbilly heritage.' But she said she wasn't really a hillbilly...she was more of a Sport Billy.

It tickled my funny bone. Not like sports like baseball and stuff. Like a fun recreational hillbilly. ;)

recreational hillbilly- great identifier

Like a sports hillility behicle.

No progress in the department of weasel acquisition, maybe we need a new mission statement.

"Weasels. We want to be your Mustelid."

Paid for by the campaign to eviscerate negative weasel stereotypes and then cache them for eating later.

"in the house" just might be the tipping point.

:lol2:

Oh, and, fuck weasels.

So when I put the hens in the house I freed the rooster who was with them so he wouldn't be alone. He and another rooster killed each other.:eek:

In the house???

:lol2: No shit?...:lol2:

I'm sorry...but that's funny.

Nah, they were outside. Lots of blood.

Well, that takes some of the humor out of the situation.

Some, but, not all.

I really wanted to visualize a feathers-flying, full-on cock fight inside the confines of Grifftopia.

Sooo...you, the family, the hens...what'd y'all do to pass the time?

Watch TV? Poker? Have a wake for the roosters?

I'm building a door. Later it will be Game of Thrones via Netflix, which is sure to make for some uncomfortable moments what with teenage daughters... maybe make some Cornell bbq just to keep the hens focused.

Sorry about your cocks griff. That blows.

*cough*

I love that Griff has Wild Kingdom going on in and around his house!

Oh yeah. Then wait until Pete comes home and lie motionless, face down amidst the blood and gore.

Good times, good times.

Two beer penalty, your cooler. :mad:

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

Here's why:

Well if you are fucking weasels that absolutely gets you into the hillbilly club.

What about a mountain girl with too many bills who clubs prairie dogs?

Sport Billy.
I came late to this thread and am still laughing.
That's the badly dubbed boy with a handbag, right?

It's up there with Wattoo Wattoo, Superbird and Mumfie as "TV programmes only Cherry has ever watched." Yes, I know I can look them up on t'internet, but it's not the same as sharing them with a real person, right? Oops, I've just denied the whole reason for the Cellar...

I think the prob is that I went home from school for lunch for many years. I lived (still live) so close it was cheaper and easier than taking packed lunch. In the Winter we could even have a hot meal. Steven remembers this but I can only remember sandwiches. Still, he was four years younger than me and the baby of the family (not to mention a fussy eater) so he may have had special treatment once I went on to the Floyd...

Kids' TV was only on at certain times of day (TV was only on a certain times of day!) and things weren't repeated ad nauseum. Well I say that, but the only episode of Fingerbobs anyone can ever recall is the one with the crow and the pebbles... And the only Bagpuss episode was the Marvellous Mechanical Mouse Mill "making chocolate biscuits out of breadcrumbs and butterbeans", so they may as well have saved their money. I do a mean impression of Charlie-Mouse.

I hated Rainbow days. Everyone else I talk to (of my vintage) loved it, but they watched it when they were 3-4, not 11-12!

PS - Jasper Carrot made it across The Pond?
The word amazeballs was invented for such an occurrence.

Total tail-post; but I assume you meet the above stated condition? lol

You can't resist hunting a deer in a parking lot.

Well, I did meet those criteria. :) All clear now.