Explain yourself!
 

What the fuck do you think you are doing?

'xplain yourself!

Holy Christ, wtf is wrong with me? I had a major brain fart and upgraded to ios 7.

I deserve all the misery I've visited upon myself.

Mea culpa
Mea culpa
Mea maxima culpa

For this, and all my other apple updates, I am heartily sorry.

Fucking grim isn't it?

It's soooo ugly

He started it!

Did not.

He's touching me!

I will stop this internet right now, if you kids don't straighten up.

My explanation, btw:

It was like that when I found it.

Are we theeeeere yet?

How the hell was I supposed to know it would get back to her?!
Anyway, I wouldn't have said it if she wasn't such a bitch.
So it's not my fault and I don't really care.

Sob.

Your honor, my client's defense rests on three points.

1. It was already broken when he received it from the plaintiff.
2. It was in perfect condition when he returned it.
3. My client never borrowed the thing.

Defense rests.

I want that lawyer.

Sun was in my eyes.

Nobody told me I couldn't do that!

It was for charity.

It wasn't my finger, either.

And you think that somehow cuts it? Huh?

Look.

No really, look over there. Is that Elvis?


::runs away:::

I was being oppressed

and

I'm too cute for you to stay mad at me

She turned me into a newt.

BURN HER ANYWAY!

But did you get your penis back, Grav?

I've gotten to where I just leave it at Baby's house.

Less to keep up with.

And she doesn't call as much.

I thought that was how it was meant to end up...

That's Polly from Fawlty Towers, y'know.

No! I didn't! But now I do.


Burn her anyway!!!

I'm still not sorry about it

It feels like Friday.

It was Pier Pressure what made me sink the boat.

Clever cow :p

lol

:)

FIFY.

I'm sorry.:lol2:

That made me laugh, Grav. Thankth! :)

I thought you might get a little miffed, I'm glad you laughed!

:D

I never said life was fair.

Hey, if it itches, I scratch it.