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JBKlyde 12-10-2013 11:21 AM

Marshal Mathews
 
Is a crack head trial-or trash who needs to quit rapping and go back to school to study something like cow manure.. it's obvious he is coming to his end game and I think it would be best if he just shut the fok up with his pussy ass wanna be new world order.. the only reason anyone puts up with him is because he is white and it's obvious he is a racist.. if it wan't for dr dre he would be nothing and the only way this guy keeps rapping is out of fear.. people fear he is going to kill them so no one speaks out well hear I am the one he is getting "rich" off of and I am saying I've had enough of this crap.. dude quit wasting your time and go back to tailor and fuck yourself in your own ass... I'm not your friend I don't know you I don't want to know you, your money is no good to me.. all you are doing is contributing to the delinquency of children and the cluelessness of the music industry go away you stupid rap bastard.. and take the rest of the music industry with you...

fargon 12-10-2013 12:10 PM

WTF is a Marshall Mathews?

monster 12-10-2013 12:26 PM

I think he means Dave Mathews. But I thought he was a nice Christian boy. And if you're born white in South Africa, it's easy to be perceived as racist when really you're not.

JBKlyde 12-10-2013 12:33 PM

WTF is a Marshall Mathews?

scum of the earth

Undertoad 12-10-2013 12:37 PM

He means Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem.

fargon 12-10-2013 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 885558)
He means Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem.

Oh I see. But I really don't care.

bbro 12-10-2013 01:08 PM

Now that is what I call a compelling argument......wait. Nope

Sheldonrs 12-10-2013 01:40 PM

Don't like his music. I think he's an idiot. But I'd still fuck him. :D

bbro 12-10-2013 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 885565)
Don't like his music. I think he's an idiot. But I'd still fuck him. :D

And this made me literally LOL at work :p:

JBKlyde 12-10-2013 02:02 PM

rap bastards.... rap bastards... rap bastards and you will be impregnated with the children of Satan you stupid crack whore

Undertoad 12-10-2013 02:16 PM

Matthew 7

Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

Luke 6

Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.

Ephesians 4

Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.

Gravdigr 12-10-2013 04:20 PM

I would pay to watch Shel giving Marshall the ol in-n-out.

Right in the chili ring.

:cheerldr:

Gravdigr 12-10-2013 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885550)
...trial-or trash...

Trailor trash?

Sheldonrs 12-10-2013 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 885574)
I would pay to watch Shel giving Marshall the ol in-n-out.

Right in the chili ring.

:cheerldr:

I'll set up an account at GoFuckMe.com. ;-)

Happy Monkey 12-10-2013 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885550)
...
people fear he is going to kill them so no one speaks out well hear I am the one he is getting "rich" off of and I am saying I've had enough of this crap..
...
I'm not your friend I don't know you I don't want to know you, your money is no good to me

I'm wondering if JBKlyde is hearing eminem talking to him through the radio or something. It sounds as if he thinks that eminem is threatening him and/or trying to be his friend.

JBKlyde 12-10-2013 06:45 PM

I just think he sucks at least snoop throws in some getting pistol whipped with his stuff. minm is talk about some clak clak boom like he's shooting with a duck or something... rap bastards rap bastards rap bastards... the gun I use I designed my self and plus he called "DAV" and arsehole for no reason.. what's with that... he takes bits and pieces of everything I say and uses them in his lyrics then turns around and says you can't save me it just like look dude poop or get off the pot... I just feel like he's taking advantage of me

Clodfobble 12-10-2013 06:50 PM

Marshall Mathers doesn't know you, JB. He's never met you, and he's not using you. That's a hallucination.

JBKlyde 12-10-2013 07:22 PM

I'm not say he dose nor do I wish he did... I'm just saying what they do is read the net and use everyone.. and if you think that's a hallucination I'll say that's how they get away with it by calling you psycho when you call them out... he's a 40 year old man don't you think there are younger people who could do a better job.. he gets richer with his stupidy while we have to suffer with this poopy music and all it dose is contributes to the delinquency of children..

JBKlyde 12-10-2013 07:39 PM

Matthew 7

Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

Luke 6

Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.

Ephesians 4

Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.


ok my bad I have a potty mouth today...

monster 12-10-2013 11:58 PM

Is your first name Stan?

BigV 12-11-2013 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885599)
I'm not say he dose nor do I wish he did... I'm just saying what they do is read the net and use everyone.. and if you think that's a hallucination I'll say that's how they get away with it by calling you psycho when you call them out... he's a 40 year old man don't you think there are younger people who could do a better job.. he gets richer with his stupidy while we have to suffer with this poopy music and all it dose is contributes to the delinquency of children..

doesn't your music system have an off switch? or a way to tune to a different station or track?

sexobon 12-11-2013 12:11 AM

I think JBKlyde's posts would be really interesting if he used animated GIFs to emphasize his points.

DanaC 12-11-2013 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 885632)
Is your first name Stan?

Had to laugh at that.

JB, I'm not sure where this is coming from, so I'm not going to go there. But i will pick up on a couple of your criticisms of his art:

First, I think he's really good. I've always liked him. He's a very clever poet. Much cleverer than you or me.

Second, you seem to think his work would be improved by more lyrics about pistol whipping ?( a la Snoop). I'm really not sure how that would improve things. Especially since your main concern seems to be about music corrupting young minds.

JBKlyde 12-11-2013 12:56 PM

I'm shooting with an m 16 with a built in silencer, snoop is shooting with a glock 9, clak clak boom, that sounds like a duck.. no wander he is going nuts.

Gravdigr 12-11-2013 01:28 PM

I think JB is using dice with words on them to construct his posts.

Or, he's having a stroke.

Or, he's nine, and English is not his first language. Or even his third.

Quote:

n m 16 with a built in silencer
I don't even...

JBKlyde 12-11-2013 05:23 PM

no I'm just trying to be funny

Sheldonrs 12-11-2013 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885725)
no I'm just trying to be funny

And I'm just trying to fuck Eminem. Let's see who gets there first.

:D

JBKlyde 12-11-2013 06:13 PM

Wretched Arse Holes, Rap Bastards, and Blind Monsters... that's whats on the menu for today.. better than Snake Fangs

JBKlyde 12-11-2013 07:46 PM

Wretched Christmas
I'm Wretched, Yes I'm Wretched,
So here's a Bone go fetch it,
Into this world I came butt naked,
And I think suppose,
Buggers In my Nose,
Get Picked Like Panty Hose,
Eww that's just so nasty,
My Potty Mouth is Happy,
My Heart is falling apart,
And Now I must Depart,
This is just mean and dirty art,
I call it soul teck 1.5
I need not speak in jive,
With redneck voice I thrive,
And my nightmares make me cry,
Cry Baby, Sulker, No Dad, Moms all Gone,
But I'm free to pick my nose anywhere,
Free masturbate I don't care,
Free to stink and not comb my hair,
Any where I shave,
Dads a dick and moms half way in her grave,
I'm about to loose my house,
And it doesn't matter any way...


yftp

glatt 12-11-2013 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885735)
Dads a dick and moms half way in her grave,
I'm about to loose my house,
And it doesn't matter any way...

Sorry about your situation.

Do you live on your own, or with your parents?

JBKlyde 12-11-2013 08:08 PM

actually my mom is about to loose her house I'm in hud.. it's the house I grew up in..

DanaC 12-12-2013 03:30 AM

Damn, JB, that's horrible.

JBKlyde 12-12-2013 02:49 PM

yea sucks

JBKlyde 12-12-2013 05:22 PM

and the only real difference between me and minm is that I come from a city that is not as industrialized as him Tampa Bay is little more civilized and conservative and there are not as many outlets for music here as there are in Detroit. I'm in pardise talking to pirates and exzotic women in my songs he's in Detroit talking to car thiefs..

monster 12-12-2013 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885728)
Wretched Arse Holes, Rap Bastards, and Blind Monsters... that's whats on the menu for today.. better than Snake Fangs

I'm not blind, I just have a visual field cut.


And I'm friends with the monster that lives under my bed,
But I don't hear voices inside of my head
because I'm not nuts in the way that you are
Go back to the doctor, your meds are fubar.

JBKlyde 12-12-2013 09:45 PM

I just finished a study.. and they actually decreased my meds.. the only thing that bothers me about being on meds is that once someone finds out your on them they look down on you.. like your psyco or something.. if medical mj gets approved down here in florida wow.. MOST people pay to take meds I GET PAIDED to be on them so I'm not really worried what MOST people think.. and as far as minm and the "rest of the music industry goes" I'm sure there really great people it's just that I am trying to distance myself because when you write lycrical poetry your tounge gets tied in knots and whats it dose is create "lying spirits" and thats why MOST artist take some sort of medication... and it's probly my fault any way for trying to take over, the lying spirit that is and at one point I was posting poetry on a site that alot of them use and it got really freaking crazy and that was in 2000 14 years later everyone is sobering up trying to get that grip back and now we have terrorist.. I dunno fame even if it's only 15 minitues.. is not all it's cracked up to be I just want to make a difference in the world before I die and guys like minm who are just flying off the handle with guns and not asking or answering question just add to the chaos and if it's divine chaos fine but I've seen hell and back and now I am trying not to make the same mistakes and do a little dictation humor at the same time..and plus I just put some paintings up for sale at "creative clay" I don't want the kaos anymore really and he's just too chatoic for me so just consider it a potty mouth rebuke... and I don't believe in majik either..

Gravdigr 12-13-2013 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885860)
...and they actually decreased my meds...

Two things:

1. Second Opinion.

2. Punctuation.

Please.

DanaC 12-13-2013 05:09 PM

I'd like to second part two of that motion.

sexobon 12-14-2013 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 885860)
I just finished a study and they actually decreased my meds. The only thing that bothers me about being on meds is that once someone finds out you're on them they look down on you like your psycho or something. If medical MJ gets approved down here in Florida, wow! MOST people pay to take meds I GET PAID to be on; so, I'm not really worried what MOST people think.

As far as Eminem and the rest of the music industry goes, I'm sure they're really great people. It's just that I am trying to distance myself; because, when you write lyrical poetry your tongue gets tied in knots. What it does is create "lying spirits" and that's why MOST artists take some sort of medication. It's probably my fault anyway for trying to take over, the lying spirit that is. At one point I was posting poetry on a site that a lot of them use. It got really freaking crazy and that was in 2000. 14 years later everyone is sobering up trying to get that grip back and now we have terrorists.

I dunno: fame, even if it's only 15 minutes, is not all it's cracked up to be. I just want to make a difference in the world before I die and guys like Eminem, who are just flying off the handle with guns and not asking or answering questions, just add to the chaos. If it's divine chaos fine; but, I've seen hell and back. Now I am trying not to make the same mistakes and do a little dictation humor at the same time. Plus I just put some paintings up for sale at "Creative Clay." I don't want the chaos anymore really and he's just too chaotic for me; so, just consider it a potty mouth rebuke. I don't believe in magic either.

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JBKlyde 12-17-2013 12:45 PM

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/ame...lled-iraq-war/

Gravdigr 12-26-2013 05:55 PM

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JBKlyde 12-27-2013 12:51 AM

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/...33633087_n.jpg



his names "brax"

Sheldonrs 01-03-2014 11:14 AM

I wonder what the news headlines would be if a fight broke out while he was serving those plates of M&Ms?

"Mathers Matters Shatters Platters"? :D

DanaC 01-05-2014 11:31 AM

Ha!

JBKlyde 01-15-2014 11:50 AM

and minm hates animals

JBKlyde 01-17-2014 12:30 AM

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2...s-it-with-dung


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