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monster 05-02-2015 08:05 PM

Let's name the new princess
 
26 suggestions from me. Pick any 4 or 5, as long as the initials spell something interesting or a good recipe emerges ;)

Ariadne
B'con
Cellaria
Doowadiddydidi
Entyce
Floella
Gertrude
Happie
Infinity
Justice
Kale
Lumpypaws
Mogwai
Nutella
Orange
Princess
Quango
Ricochet
Salad
Tunisia
Undawaya
Ventricle
Whynot
Xena
Yes!
Zinnia

Clodfobble 05-02-2015 08:57 PM

I will bet one brazilian dollars that her middle name will be Diana. No, two brazilian.

monster 05-02-2015 08:59 PM

Diana Camilla LaGuerra :D

monster 05-02-2015 09:01 PM

I swear I didn't copy you ....but I did copy lamplighter :D

If not Diana, then Frances

Clodfobble 05-02-2015 09:02 PM

Fergie

monster 05-02-2015 09:02 PM

I was quite into Frances for a middle name for Hebe.... and then Diana snuffed it so that went out the window.

sexobon 05-02-2015 09:17 PM

I like: Her Royal Quiet Girl -

Princess Bell Stacey Jane Mary Jo Lisa of Wales

But ... that's not her name.

ETA: If they name her Josephine, she could be known as The Royal - Josie Wales.

monster 05-02-2015 10:30 PM

No, she's not Wales, She's Cambridge. duh ;)

monster 05-02-2015 10:49 PM

F'real there will be some derivative of Elizabeth in there, if not just Elizabeth.

F'rfunzies Reeboka

sexobon 05-02-2015 10:56 PM

You mean they won't be using names of female companions for the iteration of the Doctor she was born to?

Carruthers 05-03-2015 05:09 AM

Five Quid invested with Ladbrokes says Kayleigh-Marie.






...or Bonjela. :D

monster 05-03-2015 05:56 AM

Ooh Bonjela's a good one

Gravdigr 05-03-2015 11:27 AM

Via the late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg:

Fallopia

sexobon 05-03-2015 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 927385)
... Princess Bell Stacey Jane Mary Jo Lisa ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 927392)
F'real there will be some derivative of Elizabeth in there, if not just Elizabeth. ...

So, "Liza with a Z not Lisa with an S" ... where have I heard that before ...


Carruthers 05-03-2015 02:27 PM

It is my long held opinion that the Nation, not to mention Her Britannic Majesty's Dominions Beyond the Seas, Her Other Realms and Territories, would be better places if we had a King Malcolm.

And a Queen Doreen.

monster 05-04-2015 09:25 PM

yawn yawn yawn. Really? Diana and Elizabeth? someone should've pointed them over here. HRH Princess Baconella Dodie Tarantula provides so many more talking points....

xoxoxoBruce 05-04-2015 09:43 PM

Princesses are talking points, apparently.:rolleyes:

Gravdigr 05-05-2015 01:52 PM

How about Princess Whogivesashitandpleasegetoutofmynewsheadlinesandstayinengland?

monster 05-05-2015 08:34 PM

or, you could use the thread title as a hint and ignore it, youwhohavesomanymoreinterestingandimportantthingstodothansitinthecellarandpostdrapeverywhere

Gravdigr 05-06-2015 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 927677)
youwhohavesomanymoreinterestingandimportantthingstodothansitinthecellarandpostdrapeverywhere

If I had so many more interesting and important things to do than sit in the Cellar and post drap everywhere, I wouldn't be sitting in the Cellar posting drap everywhere, now would I?

Sorry I shit in your thread.

Carruthers 05-06-2015 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 927649)
How about Princess Whogivesashitandpleasegetoutofmynewsheadlinesandstayinengland?

Mr G., those of us resident in this Sceptred Isle look upon the speculation about the new princess as welcome respite from the coverage of the General Election campaign which has reached astonishing new heights of tedium. Tedium rare, I suppose you could call it.

The Nation casts its vote tomorrow and, in days of yore, the whole ghastly business would soon be over and forgotten for the ensuing five years.
Unfortunately, it seems that no one party is likely to be able to command an overall majority and much political horse trading will take place in the immediate days and weeks following the election.

Interestingly (or not) Belgium found itself in a similar position a while back and functioned quite happily without a properly constituted government for well over a year and nobody seemed to notice. Least of all the Belgians.

However, I digress. I think it unlikely that you will hear much more about Princess Whatshername, but we will continue to have the latest round of political shenanigans inflicted upon us for the foreseeable future.
I think you got the better deal.

xoxoxoBruce 05-06-2015 10:48 AM

Oh you think so, do you? Our election bullshit is already in full swing for the NOVEMBER 2016 election. Stick that in your teapot. :p:

Gravdigr 05-06-2015 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 927704)
Oh you think so, do you? Our election bullshit is already in full swing for the NOVEMBER 2016 election. Stick that in your teapot. :p:

Yeah, and I'm tired of looking at those headlines, too.

orthodoc 05-06-2015 11:35 PM

I agree with all parties. I love/hate the name(s) of the new Princess, and I even more hate/reallyhate the prospect of endless pain until Nov. 2016. And there's the pain of knowing/being grabbedbythethroat about Ontario/Canadian politics too. So I love/lerve/whateverwishyouthebest dear little tiny Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, I only wish your handlers had wished you worthy of one more name as if you were a male Royal, but whatever ... I hope you kick ALL of their asses when you turn 18. Or before.


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