Obama says no ketchup on your hot dog past age 8
 

he's right you know

http://www.kansascity.com/entertainm...104211786.html

This time I stand with Obama, only someone not born in 'Merica would deface a dog with ketchup.

It's true. Bout time this issue got the attention it deserves. I've been kneeling during the national anthem all season. I guess my message is finally getting out

His chronology is 100% accurate, based on a recent study.*



*With a sample size of two, and no control group.

You mean Catsup?

Yeah Ketchup.

322 mg sodium per oz. not worth it at all.

I'll put ketchup/catsup on any god damn thing I want. http://cellar.org/2012/bwekk.gif

UT can you edit that wiki page? They made a hotdog mistake.

That's god damn right.

Stop ketchup on the hot dog at eight? How about stop eating hotdogs at eight?

Ketchup will be on my hot dog, unless there is chili on it.

Nothing but a baloney stick anyway...

You might as well drink water from a coffee cup.

It's wrong and you know it.

Ketchup is for fries. Or on a burger with lettuce tomato and mayo

Guilty :blush:

:thumb:

I will give up my ketchup-on-a-hotdog when they pry it from my cold dead ketchuppy hands.

BTW, I'm not a ketchup-only man. Never ketchup by itself on the dog. Mustard's there, always. Sometimes relish, but more often, a Cajun Candy-type situation.

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well, you can also wipe your ketchuppy hands off with your blankie

Leave my Binkie outta this.

Ketchup by itself is unacceptable. However, ketchup with an equal or greater amount of mustard is okay, additional relish optional. But the ketchup needs to know its place.

Nonsense, Ketchup is king, it's needs no lower courtiers.

AGREED! I'll wrap my hotdog in bacon if I want!

What's wrong with drinking water from a coffee cup? I take offense sir. Coffee is just brown water.

tarheel

I am only allowed two basic condiments: ketchup and mayonnaise. Most everything else is verboten. I use ketchup on my hot dogs all the time. I get odd looks now and then but I'm a liberated gal and I do dogs MY way!

As long as you do it in the privacy of your home, and there are no children around.

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At the circle k maybe.

Drinking water from a coffee cup is akin to using a piece of stale white bread in lieu of a proper hot dog bun. And then putting fucking ketchup on it.

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Ketchup in this country is astoundingly sweet if you haven't had it for a while. You think it's going to taste of tomato-y goodness, but it tastes like red sugar.

I haven't had a hotdog in a long while, as I'm not supposed to be eating processed meat.
If I was going to buy something sausage-like in a bun it was probably be at the local Farmer's Market and be a locally sourced sausage in a baguette. For which the only proper topping is brown sauce.

Coffee is Aqua Vide. There is no finer beverage to be found anywhere.

Balderdash, it's a drug. :p:

Clodfobble is once again the sauce of reason.


SShhh don't mention the brown sauce, I did once, but i think I got away with it.

Ok, what's brown sauce? Besides sauce that's brown...

Oh yeah, hey I got a great idea. Let's get picky about the toppings on a 5 cent tube of processed meat-slurry!

Now if we're talking about a quality sausage, that's different...

Wait a minute, no it isn't. Fuck you, I do what I want. :f109:

...That being said, good mustard, diced onions, and/or sauerkraut are how I like to roll. Unless I'm in the mood for the timeless mustard, ketchup, and relish combo. :thumbsup:

See, you won't send me your address so I can stalk you. But I would send you some brown sauce if'n I could.
I think someone on here suggested it was similar to steak sauce? A1 was mentioned?

Folger's is in my cup every morning. Without it I would be a poor boy.


tarheel

Is it really the best part of wakin' up?

That's what all you junkies say.:p:

Can confirm, as I have both in the fridge currently, and both are good. Brown sauce/HP is pretty similar to A1 sauce. Brown sauce is a bit thicker, a touch sweeter, and a little bit less tangy. A1 is runnier and tastes a little more like straight worchestershire sauce.

I use HP with breakfast items, including bacon sandwiches, and with beans on toast. I put A1 on cheap steaks and pork chops, chicken sometimes, and baked potatos.

Thanks for that explanation. :thumb:

Yes, thank you, Winslow and Sundae.

It's Obama's fault that people put ketchup on hotdogs because he didn't explain to them that they were putting ketchup on their hotdogs.

Do you really expect me to take ketchup instructions from a Nigerian scammer? :rolleyes:

I am sorry, but ketchup is for fries. A hotdog needs yellow mustard or cheese. Not both. It's quite simple. No ass sauce. It's a fucking hot dog.

Plus, catsup is just a dumb word. ;)

Cheeze, onion, ketchup, and mustard. That's what you're supposed to put on a Hot Dog.

Do you think all those graves in Arlington National Cemetery resulted in the ability for someone to dictate what I put on my hot dog? :rolleyes:

Hot dog lives matter.

QFT.

Your right to put ketchup on your hot dog is right there with your right to prefer the cock.

You've got me confused with Ibby, but absolutely, even though I don't it's my right to take it... and with ketchup. http://cellar.org/2012/bwekk.gif

I wonder if ibby likes ketchup on his cock. Or mustard, like an adult

I doubt he bows to the dictates of your polite society.

Ketchup makes my dictate too sweet.

You've tasted your dictate with ketchup on it? :eek:

There was a young man from Nantucket...

You left out cole slaw.

Cole slaw, a little mustard, and black pepper.

:yum:

...he said with a grin, as he wiped his chin.

You fu*kers are making me want a hot dog!

Kinky, go for it.

Here, these dogs are pretty hot:

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:lol2:

There was a young man from South Street
who said, 'My dictate too sweet'
he put Cole Slaw and pepper
on the offending member
And now his cock tastes complete?

Does it? I wouldn't know. :rolleyes:

Hotdogs should be eaten with mayonnaise, mint jelly and ketchup. A sprinkle of cocoa powder is optional.

You people are sick, sick, sick. And not in a cool way.
Coleslaw and sauerkraut are what the Devil does with good cabbage. And then jizzes out.

And Monster - I forget, are you from the Midlands?
The only people I know who put mint jelly or sauce on anything other than lamb are from there. At Goose Fair (Nottingham) they put it on mushy peas!

It's all just too strange.
My head has just exploded, making a terrible mess in the library.
I'm now typing on auto-pilot, in the same way a chicken runs around after it's been decapitated. Therefore my posts will make even less sense than before, if that is possible.