Your Collective Nouns
 

We all love Collective Nouns and coining them. So please create and share collective nouns for.....

1) Your profession
2) One of your Hobbies
3) People who suffer from one of your ailments
4) People who do the last household chore you did
5) People who eat/drink the last thing you ingested


1a) A Barcode of Scan Coordinators
1b) An Aggravation of Parents
2) An Unfinishment of Crafters
3) A Stretch of Too-Flexible People
4) A Fold of Launderers
5) A Chug of Beer-drinkers

1.) A Nitpick of Writers
2.) A Deadline of Workaholics
3.) A Shimmy of Epileptics
4.) A Scrub of Dishwashers
5.) A Bleat of Lamb-broilers

An Undefined Variable of IT people
An Unemployment Check of Drummers
An Unintentionally, Unnecessarily Obtuse Definition of people who have Aspergers
A Quiet Gathering of Rabbit-Poop Stewards
A Festively Plump Troupe of Nutella-Sandwich-on-Potato-Bread Nibblers

A stress ball of care coordinators.
A torn scrotal sack of mountain bikers.
A sorry what of the deafened.
A shock of amateur electricians.
An urgent bladder of coffee drinkers.

1) A copse of tree-trimmers

2) A cloud of potheads

3) A moaning of arthritics

4) A Dawn of dishwashers

5) A clot of fried-ham-eaters

I like that one!

1) A dictionary of translators
2) A squeeze of concertina players
3) A wheeze of asthmatics
4) A microwave of cooks
5) A crunch of crisps (chips)




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An order of cooks

1) Your profession: a scrutiny of researchers

2) One of your Hobbies: a meat wagon of pulp writers

3) People who suffer from one of your ailments: a swell of pleuritics

4) People who do the last household chore you did: a whisk of sweepers

5) People who eat/drink the last thing you ingested: a jitter of coffee-drinkers

:lol: so Thunderboy.

I offer some alternatives and related terms inspired by the above:

A Neologism of Writers
A Pebkac of IT helpline professionals
A 404 of Webmasters
A Twitter of Influencers
A Desperation of Coffee Drinkers :D

What about

6) your pet
7) people who live in your state/country
8) The insect that annoys you the most



A Hairball of Cats
A Glub of Fish
A Mitten of Michigandans
A Whine of Brits
A Whine of Mosquitoes

Collective nouns. "Collectives" are socialism as it breaks down into communism.

If Joseph McCarthy was still alive, then this thread would be banned.

tw, Bite my ass.

An assholishness of TWs

:jig:

an asylum of tws

How about an assholishness of Henry Quirk.

a grumble of fargons

A badass of monsters :D
A cock of Lumberjims
A perseverance of Undertoads

An example of an anti-American who loves Trump. How do we know? He only posts insults. Rarely posts something based in adult thought. Demonstrates why Trump is president. His post is only a insult. Because that makes him popular among the other children on the playground.

Why does he criticize henry quirk? Both post using the same reptilian thought processes.

No wonder America is becoming estranged even from its closest allies. He posts insults even about a joke. Something I would only expect from KKK, Nazis, and White Supremacists. And the kind of America that even Russian hackers want to create.

A toolbox of BigVs
A homestead of Griffs
A knit of Limeys

Won't work. There's only one of me.

A solitary reptile.

I like it, but like Henry said there is only one of me.
MEOW!!!

A box of sexobons.

No, no boxes, that won't work.

A case of sexobons.

No, sounds like a STD, that won't work.

An army of sexobons.

There's only one of me; but, I've heard you can be an "Army of One" in order to "Be All You Can Be" and be "Army Strong." This might've worked; but, I'm a civilian now.
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A civvy of sexobons!

^it sings^

a surfeit of sexobons

Is that Polynesian for "surfs up with sixty foot waves"?

So it is a good thing.

A trump of TWs

Make mine hearts.

Brit rhyming slang?

A responsibility of Glatts

Urine idiot. I'm not sure I've EVER seen Fargon insult anyone but you, and only just then. You are such a stuck record.

And that he insulted you only increases my esteem for the man.

Cue "emotional".
Cue "Trump-lover".
Cue "childish".
Lather, rinse, repeat.
And repeat.
And repeat.
And repeat...Ad infinitum.

An archeology of Sexobons

The Cellar once was a place where cheapshot artists were banned.

An honest person, instead, would have addressed the issue. Extremists, who love to wreck shit, instead, post insults.

When was the last time that you or Fargon ever addressed the topic? The expected answer will be more insults.

Do you do that to make the head between your legs bigger? Or the one between your shoulders? Or to simplify it - too much ego with nothing useful to contribute? That psychology is well understood. A stable person would discuss only facts and topic - and not always post emotions and cheapshots.

You are over 21? Right? Just asking since your constant behavior justifies that question.

"The Cellar once was a place where cheapshot artists were banned."
 

Fact Check!

UT?

there are a lot of collectives in this thread. What do you call a collective of collective nouns?

A Coinage.

A Competence of Clodfobbles
A Freedom of Fargons
A Paradiddle of Flints

Ooh, Ooh! Do me, Do me!!

A compendium of Monsters

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The Cellar has never been a place where cheapshot artists were banned

A Union of Gravdigrs

so, to review...
 

tw sez:
and UT sez:
oh dear, someone is bein' deceitful

If I was the type to ban people, in order to forge the kind of forum I personally wanted, tw would be first to go.

That's how you know I'm not that type

the prosecution rests
 

UT: :thumbsup:

A Depth of Gravdigrs

ArcheoGirl might dig me. :p:

An Interment of Gravdigrs

I'm a collective now!

:borg:

A 6ft depth?

So you want a Cellar where everyone has your political viewpoint complete with cheapshots, insults, and hate that has now has become standard? And approve of personal attacks that subvert any honest discussion.

You could be Facebook management. What are you still doing here?

First time I've ever been called 'deep'.:D

He said the opposite of that. Dick hole.

:D

correction. A Twump.

"... with cheapshots, insults, and hate"

exactly. I'd have been banned by now, right?


and it's cheapshots, insults, and humor. not hate. ya cock juggling thundercunt

"not hate"
 

when I insult tw it's always in the spirit of absolute hatred

:devil:

really: I can't stand the guy

you do know tw's actually a chick, right?

When did he have reassignment?
 

:shock:

The clue was that tw's email addresse starts with tw@

:lol:

Must be on an English server.:jig: