Oh, Great...Get Ready for More Erection Enhancement Spam
 

I already get about 20 emails per day offering me Viagra or some other sort of panacea for erectile dysfunction. This isn't going to cause me to receive less...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...impotence_drug

Does anyone else here get as much "Improve your girth" mail as I do? If not, I have to suspect that my wife is sending out my email address in order to drop me a hint...

Funny you should be posting this with the tag "Dr, Dyper's Surgical Assistant"! :D

My girth is fine thank you. Never fell into the length fallacy meself...

Yeah...I gotta change that ID, I guess...*I'm* not obsessed with penile dimensions, but someone out there sure is, judging by the sheer volume of member-related spam I receive each day.

Well Els, somebody must be responding or they wouldn't bother.;)

Gotta love the names they give these drugs, Viagra, Levitra; medicinal, with just a hint of what it is they do. I say, if they really want to capture market share, they should have more obvious names like 'Bigdikathol' or 'Alnightium' -- and for the 'female viagra' how 'bout 'Arnchadunyet?'

'Giganticol'?

'Reamium'?

'Enormousyet'?

'Girthacid'?

Or, my personal fave, 'Fukitol'!

A friend of mine once told me his mom informed him as he was leaving to go on a date that there was a new male contraceptive that was 100% effective. When he asked her what it was, she said, "Noassitol".

There's a sick joke here, but I'm too clean to tell it. Suffice it to say that "Noassitol" misses the mark by a few inches.

Dude, you can't do that and then not tell it. PM it to me and I'll tel it. Or you just tell it. IT MUST BE HEARD!

I'm waiting with abated breath. Or baited breath after I........nevermind.:rolleyes:

I get a mailbox full of the silly things and I don't even have a penis!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Proof that Spam is way too cheap and easy to send out in mass quantities.

Just because you don't have one, doesn't mean you shouldn't get one! They're great fun to play with!

And the fascination never stops.:D

You know, for a very long time, I did not receive any 'enhancement' spam. It wasn't until after I read this thread that it began appearing in my mailbox.

Interesting.

My god! This thread is a jinx!

Bury it now! And put a heavy golden cross on it so that it's curse can't get out!

It's all fucking Ep's fault. You can't trust people from KC any further than you can throw them.

Or in this unusually perverse case, any further than yer erection expands out to.

crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside?:D

It is a well-known fact that St. Louisians have an unnatural fascination with peni, and are probably responsible, either directly or indirectly, for most of the dick enlargement schemes out there. For proof, just read the latest tagline of our local St. Louis expatriate... :D