i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke
 

rectum? damn near killed 'em!

some one help me out!

And the parrot said "So's mine, must be something in the water."

Paddy O'Furniture.

"Whoo hoo! This means the Eagles won the Superbowl!!"

"Some asshole's got my pen!"

That's not a punchline, it's the entire joke.:D

Re: i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke
 

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

I was thinking it maybe had something to do with a gerbil and Jerry Penacoli.

Re: Re: i know the punch line, but i don't know the joke
 

thank you!

Yes? Did someone call?

It isn't a fucking joke
 

That what they said when my grandfather almost died of colon cancer.

Have some sympathy, assholes!

"Yes, it does"

"No soap. Radio"

"Do you know how many economists you have to kill to get a pound of brains?!?"

"Walk out? Hell, if I could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"

"that's nothing...read the card!"

so the wife ( who had been pimped out) comes back to the husband's car and says....'quick, give me a hundred dollars'!

the proctologist goes to the bank to cash his paycheck.

at the counter, he reaches into his shirt pocket to get his pen and endorse it, and comes out with a rectal thermometer instead. he looks at it, grimaces, and says: oh, would you look at that,

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.

That only took 4 1/2 years.

"It's got the same centerfold as the regular edition, but you have to pull it out at just the right moment."

haha
A horse walk in the bar so I've asked myself. Why is she beautiful? It is a mystery.

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Ha, ha vicar, been hunting rabbits again?

What's white, irish, and spends all summer outdoors in the rain?

patio furniture

"probably wasn't the same elephant."

Here are some of my favorite punchlines. They are almost a joke in themselves. I do know these classic jokes.

"Ping Pong Balls? I thought you said King Kong's Balls!"

"Nurse, what are you doing?!? I said prick his boil!"

"Help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here"